STFU CHERYL BURKE!
It's bad enough that I'm forced (yes, forced) to watch Mop Head's fugly ass on DWTS twice a week, but now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about being called a fat ass. I've got news, bitch. You are FAT! Fat in the hair!
CHERYL BURKE is boo-hooing about being called a lard butt by bloggers. Don't you even look my way. I never called this slag "fat." I might have said that her back fat could feed a small nation or that when she rubs her thighs together butter is made, but I never called her fat. The dumb ho is talking about somebody else.
Mop Head opened up her mouth and said, “I want kids or women out there to realize you don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful. There’s a lot of pressure living this Hollywood life. People expect to see you at a certain weight and when you gain a few pounds then all of a sudden it’s the talk of the week. People will always have an opinion about you, whether it’s good or it’s bad. But most important is to have a secure feeling about yourself and know that you’re beautiful regardless of what people think of you. When I was younger, I wasn’t stick thin. I wasn’t tall. I don’t have long legs. I wasn’t naturally skinny. As I grew older, I just became more comfortable in my own skin.”
Talk of the week? The only douche talking about this is CHERYL BURKE. And I want to tell the kids and women out there that you are beautiful unless your name is CHERYL BURKE!
Below is pictures from this past July of Mop Head annoying the sea creatures of Malibu.
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Okay... to ALL the DELUSIONAL ppl go get some damn help... she ain't fat!!!!!
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Sit yo ass down!
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LOL - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go off on YOU! It was the thread, in general, I was directing my sass at:) I meant it more like: Good question!
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angel-i -
I hope you know that I ended my comment with a question mark. I'm not saying you didn't, I just wasn't sure by the way you responded. I totally agree that she is not fat. Unlike Kimmy Kardassian, her ass is real and she didn't get it from a Brazilian Butt Lift (for any of you who don't know, it's a procedure where the doctor liposuctions out fat from other areas of your body and reinjects it into your butt like they did for Kim). Although, I have to say the only 'problem" Cheryl has is maybe a flat butt.
Not fat just stubby
Submitted by happyface on October 10, 2008 - 8:25pm.
That's fat?
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Ok, you know what - If she was a tiger - she'd be fat. A monkey - that's a fat monkey. If she was a bear - puny. A walrus - skinny mini. For a human she's pretty fucking average.
If she was a rail thin girl, naturally - she'd be huge. But, OBVIOUSLY, she's not. And she's gonna have some muscle to her for as much as I dislike her dancing she obviously trains - so she's prolly not even as chubby as she looks cuz it's all under there.
If she ate better food, it would likely look healthier and less cellulity. But she's not fat - that's ridiculous.
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That's fat?
Hate that damn show. I was so happy when kim assdashian was kicked off. Cheryl is not fat. She is a dancer and very athletic.
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bitch fat!
I don't think she is fat
She's is by no means fat. I think we are so accustomed to seeing women who are stick then, when we see someone who doesn't have that shape, many people will instantly call them fat.
If you put her next to her DWTS female counterparts it's obvious that she is not stick thin. Thank goodness.
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Let me at her...just let me at her and I'll fart in her fat face.
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I'm going to say that I'm slightly obsessed, and the reason is that she is fat. So much more to grab, and kneed, and rub.
She's not fat but she has a horrible haircut. Makes her face look wider...!
Your face!
i think the bitch is fat. I cant stand all the people saying its this or starving. Americans are fat--straight up. Go to europe, they aint that fat--they are way hot, and that is normal. imagine that--normal, and then when someone tells them whats up they go into this healthy body image and crap, just like jennifer love hewitt. check that ho out. oh i dont mind im cool with how i look, etc--yeah right! bitch has been doing nothing but dieting and working out cause she realized people were right giving her shit--her ass was way fckn fat and so is this chick's. It ain't right to say "like this, or eithopian..." there is a hell of a lot in between and you best find one....got to tone it down a few notches, know what im sayin...?
This image of beauty we have of women looking like hungry stick figures is the really hurting our society.
Especially these young girls who starve themselves to look like these fake, plastic surgery abusing, HUNGRY models and celebs. She is not fat. This girl is healty and has a real womans body: hips, thighs and a butt. Skiny girls don't be offended your beautiful too.
When it comes to sensitive subjects like this people should just expect people the way they are. We can not help the way we are built. Some of us are big, some are small and some are in between.
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While I don't think she's 'fat,' she does seem to be a bit chunky for all of the dancing she does. It's kind of strange. You would think she would be a little thinner. She also has a hint of a penis in thumbnail #2.
But I do love MK's schoolgirl hatred for her. It's really funny. :)
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Yeh, i would rather see a woman with curves than a woman with the body of a 12yr old boy any day.
This chick just get's the thumbs down cuz she's an annoying twat.
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What is this, Anorexics Unanimous? Jeez she's a little thick, so friggin what, she's nowhere near obese.
I'm with Clarisse, if she weren't an annoying asshole, she'd be kinda hot.
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Submitted by Wyle E on October 10, 2008 - 9:06am.
Submitted by ant on October 10, 2008 - 8:18am.
it's not OK to have a big ass like that. it's not normal and will never be normal... it's not healthy,
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I agree with you that being obese is unhealthy but as far as I know there are few health complications associated with having a big butt.
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LOL.
I can't imagine what would happen if I told my bubblebutt girlfriends that they were teetering on the verge of obesity! LOL They'd be like: Go tell it to the mountain, girlfriend, this butt is my free drink ticket in the club!
PS. Cheryl does not have a nice ass. Poor thing. She doesn't really have nice anything, does she? Maybe THAT is the problem.
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Submitted by ant on October 10, 2008 - 8:18am.
it's not OK to have a big ass like that. it's not normal and will never be normal... it's not healthy,
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I agree with you that being obese is unhealthy but as far as I know there are few health complications associated with having a big butt. A fat stomach will increase you chances of high blood pressure and heart disease.
A big butt just increases your chance of looking like you have a big butt.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 10, 2008 - 8:17am.
LOls. I think I got the quote all wrong anyway. I can only remember the Simpsons version "NO beer and no TV make Homer go CRAZZZYYY"
Jack looks kinda hot there, even with his scary face on :0
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Thanks MK, I guess that means you are calling me beautiful!
friends don't let friends have muffin tops.
it's not OK to have a big ass like that. it's not normal and will never be normal.
it's not OK to confuse being "comfortable with oneself" with being complacent about teetering on the verge of obesity.
it's not healthy, and for what it's worth, she's sending a message to girls out there that it's acceptable to be overweight. if she wants to be a role model, she should join a gym.
MTC!
"All work and no play"...sweets, you soooooo got me confused with someone else! Just ask my boss.
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All work and no play make Clarisse a scary bitch!
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Yeh, she is thick, but not fat. I think if she wasn't such an annoying little cum dumpster she'd be cut a little more slack.
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RE: work. I don't like it, cuts into my DL time. By the time I get off work everyone's gone to bed. MK is in fine form though!!
The basket thing does sound like fun but I'm glad to hear you're not risking your life getting into your home!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 7:15am.
Poo! I have been working too. And it's threatening to get worse! Ack!
On the upside they replaced an elevator in my building (at home - one more to go) and I no longer feel like I'm being hoisted in a basket with ropes by apes!
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Hehe. Doesn't he look fun! I always found him extremely boring, but now I want to go out and have some drinks with him!!
Looks like things here have been crazy fun! I've missed you all...been back to work this week :(
No fun times...
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In defense of Cheryl (sorry, MK), if she had actually had a look at the boards as opposed to just the posts...she would have read a WHOLE BUNCH of people calling her fat. I know I read it. To me, she just doesn't look like a dancer. I have aerobic instructors who are heavier but their SO firm...and they don't get back fat.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 7:00am.
@angel_i!
*waves and blows kisses*
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Hey sexay! You know - that's how Zac would be dressing, I'm sure - if he kept his original face:)
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She's not fat and it's just the internet and blogs..people usually don't go around saying you fat slap (typo slag) haha fat slap to people.. dude you're a fat slap!
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O dear. Did I miss another argument?
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Submitted by Wyle E on October 10, 2008 - 6:03am.
LOL. Hehe. He'll love that visit from the boyz in blue (am Oz too!)!
You should videotape it and, when he blows his top (and he WILL) you can post it on Youtube. Hehehe.
Failing all other options, you should definitely go to his house auction...and watch him cry when he only get 2/3rds of what he's spent on it! Karma's a bitch and it will kick him in the nuts if you wait long enough.
Shame for his family though, they sound nice :(
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 5:38am.
LOL That's too funny! Maybe THAT's why he's do damned aggressive.
I called the cops. They are coming over to 'have a chat' with him about being neighbourly. Yep. That's how we do here in Oz.
I wouldn't be half surprised if he loses it with them and tells them to fuck off. God I would laugh till I burst watching them take him down to the station to cool off. LOL
This is a guy that bought 2 new apartments at the cost of 1million AUD each then spent another half a million ripping them apart and making them into one house. This was 9 months ago. Nowq he's selling because he doesn't like it here.
He's an corporate lawyer for one of the biggest private investment houses in the city.
His wife, child and nanny are lovely. He, on the other hand, is a sociopath with no impulse control. Sometimes I wonder what its like for his wife. He scares me.
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Submitted by Wyle E on October 10, 2008 - 5:25am.
I had one of those neighbors!!!! Cokehead. If I know him as well as I suspect I do, you should definitely play some games with his head. Try dropping small amount of flour on his doorstep and then take pics of him snorting it (and he WILL). Then use the pics as leverage if he wants to go to court. Hehe.
OnTopic: I don't know who she is...or care...but she's not fat.
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on October 10, 2008 - 2:48am.
She can change the fact that she's built like a tree stump.
LOL She does look like a tree stump!! I have no idea who she is or why MK finds her so annoying but I think she looks kind of cute... in a tree stumpy way.
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I am only commenting herein for the good of Michael K. Cheryl Burke is a complete mophead. And, if that is not enough, she is a complete tramp. That's right. verifiable tramp,
Off topic: Aaaarrrrgghhhh! My batshit crazy millionaire lawyer neighbour just bashed the shit out of my apartment door and then started swearing at my husband and threatening to sue him when he answered it.
I live in a block of 7 apartments and this sonafabitch refuses to return a hello in the street to any of the other residents (including us), threatens to sue us every single time he writes an email to us relating to the Body Corporate and likes bashing on the doors of the women who live by themselves and swearing at them for making 'too much noise' when they answer.
I'm genuinely surprised he came looking for a fight with my h/b since he is a weener and my h/b is 6'4" and 100 kilos.
Now I'm convinced he's just fucking crazy.
Sorry but this guy gives me the fucking shakes!
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So my question is, If your the same size or body type as burke does that mean your ugly too?
I'd hit it.She's not fat...YET.She's in that ticklish area between fat & SEXY THICK....not quite either.She leads a very active life.I just think she needs to switch up her fitness routine because clearly her body is'nt responding to whatever her routine is.She's that chick you see at the grocery store who you flirt with-and convince her that this frozen pizza & bottle of wine at your place makes for an excellent night out.
Given her height, I'd say she's no bigger than a size 6 or 7. The average clothing size for women in the U.S. is a 12.
That stated she's abnormal and below the average.
Now if the majority feels she is fat, it's no wonder there are so many women with self image problems and eating disorders.
She can change the fact that she's built like a tree stump. She can even change that ungodly haircut (which won't help that face anyways). However, she can never change the fact that she's a jizz-guzzling cockmonster.
Over 300 comments about this? Really?
I still want to have intercourse with her.
Why is it anorexic or fat? Isn't there anything in between? Anyone that gets called fat usually comes up with the line "you don't have to be anorexic to be pretty"-like those are the only two choices.
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At least her friend had the decency to cover it up.
Actually, I don't think she's that fat. Probably too fat to be on TV, but I doubt she's bigger than a size 8/10. She looks short and muscly.
Course it is Lory. I personally blame Sarah..wink...wink..you betcha!!
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