Thursday, October 9th 2008

Tracy Turnblad Denies Kicking Bianca's Mom In The Cooch

Bianca Golden has already told her side of the twig vs. fat airport fight in the Turks and Caicos on July 30th. Bianca told Ty Ty Banks that Tracy Turnblad kicked her mommy in the vagina. Nikki Blonsky tells People that her foot never touched that lady's cooze.

Nikki's version of the story is the opposite of Bianca's, of course. Nikki claims Bianca's family got all angry and shit because people were saving seats. Nikki went on to say that it turned physical when she asked Bianca not to point her finger in her face. Nikki said, "That's when she stood up, pulled her arm all the way back and said, 'Fuck you, you white bitch.' And she closed her fist and punched me."

Conveniently, Nikki didn't mention the little part about her daddy allegedly punching Bianca's mom in the face.

Bianca has already responded to Nikki's side of the story. She tells Inside Edition, "I witnessed Nikki Blonsky take her foot and kick my mom in her lower abdomen."

Why don't we just ask Bianca's mommy's chocha. The chocha cannot tell a lie. I'm not sure if I believe that Tracy Turnblad kicked anybody in the snatch. Now if you told me Nikki poured horsey sauce on the vagina and then gobbled it one bite, I'd believe you.



haha... cunt punt

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Who cares about this over weight has been. That Musical she made sucked big time. Go back to the mall where you belong.

Mel-Tang's picture

They both suck donkey balls, so who cares.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 7:36am.

LOLs. Or sat on them. They're Blonski Flats now.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 10, 2008 - 7:25am.

Wasn't she a band in the 80s? Blonski Beat! She's still beatin' then?
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Wasn't she a band in the 80s? Blonski Beat! She's still beatin' then?

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smokeybaconflavour's picture

Bianca's story actually sounds more believable to me and there is no excuse for what they did to Bianca's mom. However, Bianca is a stank ass bitch. She made fun of that assburgers girl Heather and generally tormented her. Plus she lied and told Jenah there was good stores in the mall across the street, when the mall wasn't even open yet just to waste Jenah's damn time! She was always getting in people's faces. Bianca also told Lisa a stripper could never be ANTM! Bitch!

MyTwoCents's picture

I got hit in the cooch while see-sawing. Last week.

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Firstly, how do you reply to another post?

Secondly, I saw that nasty bitch, Bianca, on ANTM and believe any nastiness is definitely attributable to her. Bianca must and should take credit for any nasty bitchery that occurs in her presence from the air date of her debut on ANTM as the nasty bitch through infinity. That is the nasty bitch rule for reality tv. Sorry, Bianca's mom, you lose your lawsuit! Sue Bianca!

Manimal5's picture

There is no way that plumper tits could get her leg high enough to kick anybody in the hoo-ha.

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kicked in the bagina...i bet that stung...
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A Very Hot Pussy's picture

HELL NAW.. KICKED IN THE VAJAYJAY?

What's with the beatdowns in the groin..

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HollyMadison's picture

It never seems to fail, when someone's telling their side, they were always spontaneously attacked. Just tell the whole truth, you prolly were somehow a bitch by being mouthy and got an unexpected beatdown.

Euphoria's picture

Kicked in the cooch
And you're to blame
You give airplane fights
A bad name...♪ ♫

I got hit in the cooch by a softball once and it laid my ass out. I didn't think I would ever walk right again...or have sex...or babies. I saw stars in my cooch.

Nova's picture

I tend to believe more FAT side of this story because it makes sense. And I totally see the other side pointing fingers and calling them ''white bitches''. I can also visualize rhythmic movement of heads and necks while yelling at the top of their lungs. I watched this flatheaded Bianca on ANTM and she was full of crap.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes: "Trash. All of them."

Amen.

I cannot imagine a circumstance where I would stoop to physical confrontation. Unless someone was hurting one of my children (or another helpless person). 99% of the time, I don't engage, even verbally. There are too many crazies out there.

whatever happened could have been prevented, name calling is not a reason to get fat daddy to punch momma in the face...and weren't there other seats in the waiting area...this just reeks of desperation and gotta get to the Turkey buffet Blonsky style way of thinking..she really is white trash, when she was doing press for her Hairspray thing at the Sutton Place Hotel here in Toronto,the whole family was just gross....unclassy and gross...they should have done the press in the outskirts Motels where the hookers change, i'm sure they'd feel more at home out there in the sticks...

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Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 9, 2008 - 8:16pm.

Is your avie Lara Parker in her role as Angelique in "Dark Shadows"?

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Creepella's picture

Why don't they all go away and take Tyra with them?

HUGH_G_RECTION's picture

darn coochie-kicking fat cow!
go eat a restaurant already!

Submitted by angry mom on October 9, 2008 - 7:08pm.

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HI!

I still haven't forgotten the Indy Children's zoooooo. Gonna hold you to it!

OHH, I don't know if you know, but I left my husband. :)

Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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There are still good people left. Promise. *crosses heart* :)

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Submitted by angry mom on October 9, 2008 - 7:08pm.
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about your OT topic; haven't had someone call me outta my Christian name in a long time and to be honest, 98.9% of the time it doesn't faze me anymore. I feel like I've won the argument cause the other person can't come up with something better than reverting back to racial slurs. I know then I've gotten under their skin and letting them know that makes them even madder.

But here's another one; how about those people who see something goin on and don't say anything? I was waiting to make a left turn once in a line of cars. Even tho no cars seemed to be coming the lead car didn't turn. This one asshole of a man kept blowing his horn and yelling. I didn't want to be late for work so I got out to see what the holdup was. It was an elderly person crossing with the aid of a walker and couldn't be seen unless you stood up. I yelled at the asshole, told him an old person was crossing the street and called him a fucking idiot for good measure. The thing is there were plenty of pedestrians around who saw this and didn't say a single word. They could've said something to stop this guy from blowing his horn and being a jerk, I mean what if the guy decided to go around the other cars and took off? He could've ran that senior down and it would've been a newsworthy tragedy but people on the street didn't say a thing. I wonder about where this world is headed sometimes.

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HA HA HA She tried to make her pay her snatch tax!!!!!!!!

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Auntie Mame's picture

A kick to the cooch and a punch in the face. They be hardcore.

"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."

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*skipping into thread* *stopping & reading*
Hmmmmm....*round house kick to snatchal area*
*skipping out of thread* *muttering* Ugly bitch! Me no like her, either!

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there has GOT to be some video footage of this via the airport security cameras. let's get to the bottom of this...

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Trash. All of them.

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Can't we just take her word for it MK? I really don't want to see that old slag's coochie.

stake_spike's picture

Nicki's story clearly fits the lady who filmed it's side of the story.

I never liked that Bianca chick though wasn't she the biggest bitch on ANTM?

angry mom's picture

This is the only site where saying cunt is acceptable...I will never stray from my d-listed sluts again
OT: why do these morons degrade the beauty of public throw downs by injecting racism, really, why? Some clean good old fashioned mother fucking beat downs ought not to be tainted by ugly racial epitaphs. Not cool.
I just had a nasty lady scream you stupid *insert racial slur* to me the other day because I was waiting for some old lady to cross the parking lot in my car and she wanted me to move that second. That lady was a stupid cunt. Ahh, that feels good to say. Really, am I supposed to kill the old lady because you called me a blank?
Also that just tainted the screaming match that was thusly engaged.
I am called angry mom for a reason, but I didn’t start it (and I usually don’t).
Also not cool-dude hitting lady.
Sorry long post.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Helen Bigglesworth on October 9, 2008 - 6:35pm.

Now THIS needs to be made into a Broadway musical!
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Someone needs to kick this bitch in the Cooch. I can't stand her.

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weenielover's picture

put those NECKBOOBS away...you're scaring the kids!!!!

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Submitted by Helen Bigglesworth on October 9, 2008 - 6:35pm.

Now THIS needs to be made into a Broadway musical!
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Submitted by Helen Bigglesworth on October 9, 2008 - 6:35pm.

Now THIS needs to be made into a Broadway musical!

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YES!!!!

That is one musical I'd pay to see. Sorta like Fiddler on the Roof but not. OR drop kick me trublad through the metal detector of life?

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TOPANGA's picture

I just can't get over the fact that a woman actually kicked another woman in the chocha. Was that really her best defense?! When all else fails go for the gina..umm no, every woman knows that you head straight for the hair pulling or pulling out an earring. Somebody needs to work on thier girl fight skills.

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf: "Those kicked in the cooch fuck a bitch up. Trust."

True dat.

StewieGriffin's picture

Just look at her, of course she kicked the other bitch in the c*nt. Maybe Bianca's mom was enjoying a doughnut and Nikki went into a crazed feeding frenzy.

Helen Bigglesworth's picture

Now THIS needs to be made into a Broadway musical!

Salem13's picture

"Tracy Turnblad kicked her mommy in the vagina"
I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard.
And the thought of Nikki's fat ass being ABLE to lift her leg that high to kick somebody in the taint is also hilarious.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

No film?????

Must be a rinky-dink airport that doesn't have security cameras taping everything.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I'm sorry, I've seen people kicked in the cooch and they regulated on the kicker's ass. I'm sure if it had happen, poor Nikki would still be laid out in a hospital bed in a body cast. Those kicked in the cooch fuck a bitch up. Trust.
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MzSassy's picture

FIRST. This is epic.
Is this a racial argument or a fatass versus skinny bitch argument? LOL

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