Thursday, October 9th 2008
Would You Hit It?
No, it's not Santey Claus undercover at a biker bar. It's Tater Head's daddy Bruce Willis! Bruce has gone all natural and my genitals don't know how to process it. It's a little unabomber-ish for my tastes.
And silver dick bushes have always made me a bit nervous. Yeah, they're shiny and happy, but that's distracting while you're yaffling the vanilla cannon.
Oh, fuck it! I'd hit it with a Donder costume on.
Here's Sasquatch Brucie with one of his daughters and his girlfriend leaving Barney's in Los Angeles yesterday. Is his girlfriend like 12-years-old? Seriously. She looks it.
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Hells no.
But I'm sure he'd say the same about me.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
I seriously thought it was Gil Grissom. I would hit BW but not in this condition.
All I see is my face (etc) all scratched to pieces
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
he should go back to his usual bald egg headed self!
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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
- Mae West
Maybe. But I'd def hit a zucchini if I had one.
Bruce Willis!?!??!?!?!?
MK! Put the bottle down!!!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Oklahoma would hit it
with her car!
Seriously that chick looks younger than TaScouter
****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I would not hit it, but i would throw a tater at 'em!
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