Thursday, October 9th 2008
Would You Hit It?
No, it's not Santey Claus undercover at a biker bar. It's Tater Head's daddy Bruce Willis! Bruce has gone all natural and my genitals don't know how to process it. It's a little unabomber-ish for my tastes.
And silver dick bushes have always made me a bit nervous. Yeah, they're shiny and happy, but that's distracting while you're yaffling the vanilla cannon.
Oh, fuck it! I'd hit it with a Donder costume on.
Here's Sasquatch Brucie with one of his daughters and his girlfriend leaving Barney's in Los Angeles yesterday. Is his girlfriend like 12-years-old? Seriously. She looks it.
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Brucie is getting OLD!
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Sit yo ass down!
Hahahahahaha! Michael K have mercy - I am crying I'm laughing so hard!
"And silver dick bushes have always made me a bit nervous. Yeah, they're shiny and happy, but that's distracting while you're yaffling the vanilla cannon."
That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read from you. That alone deserves a Pulitzer.
That look is fugly and he should dye his beard. Blah would never hit it.
Men are dumb.
I'd hit it...then tickle its beard, make it a night-time hotchocolate and valium smoothie, put it to bed and read it stories about the war.
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I thought that was J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius in a sock hat.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 10, 2008 - 1:18am.
Dammit Kiwi! I was about say Hell Yes, I'd still hit it!
And then you pointed out the sockdles. Sheeeeeet.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Yes, I'd hit It. He's a DILTHWMC.
Nope.
Wouldn't hit it.
I thought hell yes, then I enlarged some of those thumbnails and saw the socks with the sandals and started thinking...retired new yorker living in Boca. NO.
So which one is the girl-friend and which one his daughter? Seriously...
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how come brucey claus can grow fur on his chin, but not on his head?
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Oh hell no. I'm not into the Unabomber look. Nope. And it's not 'cause he's old. There are some sexxay older men, Sam Elliott for instance. Bruce looks like the Unabomber AND I don't like his personality, which is a biggie for me.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Whew! I got through my first posting without anyone telling me to STFU.
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OMG WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUKK UP!!! :) j/k
oh shit, thought it was Bill Murray
I'm all about hot older men, but what is up with the Santa beard? So Not hot.
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British Cholas? Yes Indeed!
I was under the impression that statutory rape was a crime in the USA.
Apparently, it's acceptable in California by the looks of Bruce Willis and the prepubescent girl he's dating. Or, is that a daughter from a past liaison that he is knowingly dating?
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TITS and Mrs. Kravitz,
Oh, no!! I had to take French in school for 7 years and, now, I have to learn how to spell, U.S.A-style.
Yor right. I'll have to drop the 'u's. They write the dates differently, too. I'll bet that they've never been to dora, topia or British Colmbia, either.
Hey, do those gys know we're having a federal election here next Tesday, the day after or Thanksgiving? No? They're lcky.
I've decided to make all "u"s extraneos.:) Well, jst for today.
Really, learning a new langage is asking a bit mch for a 59-year old (60 on Dec. 27).
So there, Mrs. K. I've got you beat by years. :)
Time for the warm milk and flannel nightgown.
Nite all. Whew! I got through my first posting without anyone telling me to STFU.
(Hey!! Someone in JJ called me ANGRY (his/her caps) because of my posting about the difference between private and public. Although I'm not going back to read any more in their asylum, I'm tempted because they make me feel far less depressed since, now, I know that there are real lunatics out there and they call me a moron and ANGRY - neither of which I am.)
Thank you, Michael K. for Dlisted.
oh my god this CAN'T be bruce willis he looks like he aged a hundred years!
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Demi is thanking her lucky stars for having gotten rid of his pepaw ass
Bruce Willis, NO WAY! I thought it was SEAN CONNERY! LOL
I KNOW what a "cheque" is TITS.
It's very much like a queue.
I did not just fall of the turnip truck, ya know
*mooning TITS*
Sally, dear I do not see how you could possibly be older than me.
No one is older than me.
Sigh, I miss my pet dinosaur.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Mrs K a 'cheque' is a check in your language. And 'canada post' is well.. haha... yeah...
psst sally - extraneous u's confuse them.
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Hey Jaded! So true. Now he looks like he's getting in character for his next role as the Unibomber.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 5:18pm.
At this point, I'd hit almost anything. Except Alec Baldwin. :)
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Oh. I see.
*fuming*
You should BE so lucky to even think about having the opportunity to hit Alec Baldwin.
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As a brand new commenter, but a long time lurker (not stalker, lurker), I felt that it was behooven for me to pay homage to the wisest woman on the Dlisted site.
But how? Two words. Alec Baldwin. Geez, does some bell ring on your computer when his name appears?!
You can have Alec Baldwin and I'll have James Garner, if that's okay with you.
I have quoted you to people (your royalties' cheque is in the mail - Canada Post, so don't expect it soon) often. I'm older than you and you are 1,000 times more wise than I.
Thank you.
Warning: PePaw alert.
And to think that he used to be so damn sexy...
His girlfriend looks the same age as his daughter, maybe even younger.
Not bad from the neck down and the ankles up.
But he makes me ascared of taters and I'm an Irish girl.
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She's flat and that's that!
what in hell are on his feet?
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 5:18pm.
At this point, I'd hit almost anything. Except Alec Baldwin. :)
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Oh. I see.
*fuming*
You should BE so lucky to even think about having the opportunity to hit Alec Baldwin.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
When Yukon Golds go bad.
Tater mold. Nast.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Aha, Mrs. Kravitz, you are here, after all. About half way down the page I insulted your all-time boyfriend. I was shocked that you didn't come back with some smart-ass comment.
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Remind me bubbeleh, who is my all-time boyfriend?
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Aha, Mrs. Kravitz, you are here, after all. About half way down the page I insulted your all-time boyfriend. I was shocked that you didn't come back with some smart-ass comment.
Then, I figured it was because it was either Yom Kippur or you were being gentle with your elders.
Hes old and ugly, but still running after attractive Women. Bruce, go out and date ugly Women in honor of your ugly ass daughters.
Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by Francine on October 9, 2008 - 5:10pm.
If he were 5'' shorter and 60 pounds heavier, he'd be the epitome of every dude in Seattle.
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Francine, you live in Seattle?
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Or... maybe she just WANTS to?
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YEAH, with all those HWAT dudes walking around who wouldn't?!?!?!?!
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 9, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by Francine on October 9, 2008 - 5:10pm.
If he were 5'' shorter and 60 pounds heavier, he'd be the epitome of every dude in Seattle.
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Francine, you live in Seattle?
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Or... maybe she just WANTS to?
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lucky, he can cover the tater with a beard...
I just got an email from Tom asking me if i wanted a bigger penis. Fuck him! I'm fine with the size of my penis!!
Hmph!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Submitted by Francine on October 9, 2008 - 5:10pm.
If he were 5'' shorter and 60 pounds heavier, he'd be the epitome of every dude in Seattle.
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Francine, you live in Seattle?
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Yes.I am a dirty slut.
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I'm embarrassed to say it but I think he is HWAT pepaw.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
yikes!! that beard makes him look like my NOT sexy exboss.
(hides)
it'sjustbrucewillis, it'sjustbrucewillis, it'sjustbrucewillis
Submitted by Francine on October 9, 2008 - 5:10pm.
If he were 5'' shorter and 60 pounds heavier, he'd be the epitome of every dude in Seattle.
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Good to know, thanks!
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Yes I would but he'd have to lose the sock/flip flop combo first.
Is he wearing flip flops and socks? I mean, ummm, uhhh.... is he hanging with mystikal(spelling?)?
oh shit! bruce willis??? fuck! i was like, damn, richard dreyfuss looks bushy! but i would totally hit it. then you said bruce willis! jesus.
and apparently i learned something about myself today,
That's not Celine Dion's husband?
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 4:54pm.
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Hey! I've been around...only a little though 'cuz I'm working and going to class all the damn time. And I'm off now to go to the latter. See ya!
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I've always said "I'd hit it" when it comes to Bruce Willis. I've had to hots for him since puberty. Gross. I don't want his 'tater sprouts near my eggs tho...lol
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