Rojo In The City of Angels!
Hearyee! Hearyee! All citizens of Los Angeles! A real member of gayelle royalty is in your midst! Don't even give me any "Ellen and Portia live here" shit. Or "HoHan and SamRo are always lezzing around these parts" crap. Those generic clam chompers pale in comparison to Rojo Caliente and her ginge queen!
I'm tempted to get on the next glider out of this joint and head directly to the city of a thousand whores. Everything I love is there: In-N-Out, The Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets, Knott's Scary Farm, In-N-Out and now Rojo! That's okay. I'll just admire from a far. Besides, Rojo is coming back! Unless, she realized that she's safer from me in L.A. than NYC. Say that ain't so.
Here's a few of the most beautiful gayelle in America with her "cranky in the face" lady wife. I think Rojo is probably texting the NYC police department to find out the status of her restraining order against me.
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island it had to do with rubber boots that went so far up they were rubbing against her unmentionables
I've totally ruined it now.
It also involved sound effects.
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
@Island girl
Get that lampshade off your head and step off the bar. Concentrate! I want to hear that joke!!!
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TITS, when you say galoshes, do you mean rubbers? Because if you do, I have NO IDEA what you're getting on with.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Island G, you've got me thinking about a joke involving galoshes that went up to far now.
You must know it, it was told to me by one of your brethren. Oh, and it was filthy. :)
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 10, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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Heehee... the answer is blowing in the wind. :)
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
***Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 10:51pm.
That reminds me of a Halloween joke: Why don't witches wear undies?
So they can get a better grip on the broom.
*rim shot*
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HAHAHAHAHA!
That does not apply to witches like Paris, Lindsay and Shitney though. Those flaps would do nothing but flap and rattle in the wind.
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My little brother just paid a buck to see your underwear.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 10, 2008 - 10:51pm.
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LMAO! *slips off bar stool* *loses grip on drinkie* *holds on tight to ciggie* Hysterical!
islandgirl, I gots a limerick for you in the Zac thread.
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:21pm.
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James, my love! I love your funny stories! Hilarious! *kisses*
James Haven, you crack me up, and I think I just pished myself! xoxo
That reminds me of a Halloween joke: Why don't witches wear undies?
So they can get a better grip on the broom.
*rim shot*
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. (James Beard)
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:21pm.
What, no tinsel?
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Talking cats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974
Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&NR=1
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:21pm.
LMAO!! OMG the visuals
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 10:21pm.
LOLOLs!!! Oh James Haven, you always make my day when there is a JH story to enjoy! SmOOches to you!
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Rojo seems to be sporting a fish hairdo and even make-up!!!!!
Who made Rojo so nelly!!!!
Please bring back the real Rojo(strapping big bulldozer/dieseltruck)!
They don't look so much in love anymore. No eye contact.
Love Nixon's shoes, can't believe 5 years of wearing those shoes on SATC didn't do in her feet permanently and she isn't using Rojo as a crutch.
Rojo needs to do up the button on the right had side of her sailor pants. Or maybe it's being left open for easy access.
Love Nixon's shoes!!! Love her Rojo more!!!
James Haven has gone to dinner with these two lovebirds on many occasions. Rojo is very attentive to Cindy. She opens doors, orders her dinner, kisses her hand and one time laid her coat over a puddle for Cindy to walk across.
James Haven ran over the coat too. Hey the shoes where new and expensive, what's a guy to do?
Rojo wanted to do something special for Cindy's birthday so she asked James Haven to take nude photo's of her to make a caldendar so Cindy can have Rojo in various states of undress.
At first it wasn't so bad because the first month was January and Rojo wore a big ole' diaper. But by the time we got to October and Rojo wearing nothing but a witch's hat sitting a broom, James Haven could no longer take it.
He felt the room spin and next thing you know, BLACK! It took James Haven months to get over the nightmares of a naked Rojo running after him wearing nothing but Christmas balls pasted to her boobies!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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wtf is wrong with this chick...where are her kids?
I have seen what is to come
It shall be bad
Rojo will leave she for a man
*Mark my words*
Ewww, I just really can't get past this Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian thing. The man that she was with must have really f***d her life up. I mean its one thing to go lesbo, but can't she at least get with a good, or even semi-good lookin' lady?! I'm just sayin'....
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
They're going to get hitched in LA!!!
Submitted by BigBadMac on October 9, 2008 - 4:48pm.
She looks like Colombo in the main pic lol
LMFAO Rojolombo!!! hahaha
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Submitted by BigBadMac on October 9, 2008 - 4:48pm.
She looks like Colombo in the main pic lol
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i was just about to say that. a lesbian irish columbo.
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speaking of in-n-out, on the 22nd of this month is its 60th anniversary and they will be selling their burgers for 20 cents, cheeseburgers for 30, fries for 10 cents........ yummmmmmm
Submitted by Madam Pince on October 9, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Please, somebody 'splain to me why Cynthia Nixon is with a woman who looks manlier than most guys? I'm flummoxed.
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It's really not all that complicated. She's just into that sort of thing.
rojo caliente translates to red hot.
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Submitted by Chimp on October 9, 2008 - 3:54pm.
stupid question... can someone tell me why MK named her rojo caliente?
---I am going to guess because she is red and he finds her hot.
She looks like Colombo in the main pic lol
Why do these two always look so tore up and hulled out? They always look like they've spent two days on damn road trip and haven't showered or slept.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Well hi back to ya! :)
I love the Nicey avie too
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Speakit,
"ARe yOUr eYEs gOInG In aND ouT Of yoUR heAD as YOu TYpe?"
Oh god!! You made me bust out laughing like a loon!!!!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Please, somebody 'splain to me why Cynthia Nixon is with a woman who looks manlier than most guys? I'm flummoxed.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Submitted by chickadee on October 9, 2008 - 4:38pm.
HI HOE!
That's right, y'all! We likes our red-headed lesbians here in LA, aight?
Seriously , though Portia is so hot...just sayin'
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I think they would make a charming couple.
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Not in the slightest iota
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Submitted by Rican35 on October 9, 2008 - 4:00pm.
LeSs J-Lo BAshiNG on DliSTed, MK or ROjO nEVer leaVes LA.
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ARe yOUr eYEs gOInG In aND ouT Of yoUR heAD as YOu TYpe?
Lolo- That's EXACTLY what it means!
Man, I haven't had cheerios in forEVER. I prefer hunny nut, because you don't need ta put sugar on that one and I'm lazy that way.
Hotter than Brangelina.
Then again, Whitney and Bobby at their crack prime are looking hotter than Brangelina now.
_Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 4:13pm.
KD i like that!
It can be like when you see a high stung child an you can say, "mmmmm Hmmm his momma done put to much sugar on that little bitches cheerios again, slut"
and then people would be like, " mmmmm hmmmm she sho did"
:) Awww i hope your head feels better?
Wanna suck on mah titty? what?
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What does Rojo do for a living again? Does she drive a truck? ;)
Yeah, LoLo, don't put so much sugar on your cheerios.
I don't know what that means, but it makes sense to me. I think I have a migraine or sumpin'.
MK should dress up as Rojo Caliente for Halloweenie.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Now Now my darling come to momma
*breast feeds you and KD's doggie*
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@Snow: Yes
@xxyxx:
I can appreciate a hot girl and be all like "Wow, biotch is hot" but not with these two.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
sowwy LoLo
i said I missed KD's avvie, And her Dawg is too precious to hear the nar-sty things you and LCT-alina be sayin
Are you saying that KD'd dog isn't precious?
See KD.. LoLo is MEAN! pfft
MK - you'd better not get arrested for stalking Rojo!!!!!!!
Xx- yeah, the look on his face is like disappointment "why you say such mean fings?"
Yes, they look fresh-off-the-plane raggedy, but so help me, I'm digging Cynthia's pants.
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 4:04pm.
KD
Yeah.. The jello one
your doggie is to precious to hear the bullshit that comes out of LoLo and LCT's potty-moufs
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I will NOT be breast feeding you no more!
*pouts*
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