Thursday, October 9th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Vintage Alba with a little pubic beard - IDLYITW
Scary Spice's awkward lingerie pictures - Hollywood Tuna
Pepaw Clooney goes topless in Puerto Rico - Popsugar
Hef's new twins are fuglier than I thought - Egotastic!
Tara Reid goes to the dentist to get all the jizz crust blasted off her teeth - Hollywood Rag
Randy Spelling and his gorgeous girlfriend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Banksy's hot "mock pet store" - Towleroad
Jude Law has more hair on his face than on his head - Just Jared
Why waste your booze money on buying a Halloween costume when you can make your own? - Cityrag
Courtney Cox has "tried" Botox before - Lainey Gossip
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The people who posted on drunken Stepfather are all crazy jealous assholes. These pictures are beyond an invasion of privacy. Randy's girlfriend, I know first hand, is a beautiful woman inside and out. This is my first time knowing a "celebrity" girlfriend personally, and it is amazing to understand just how much a picture can lie; just how much it distorts and denies information. Unbelievable. Everyone should take a picture of themselves and post it on the internet and experience how ridiculous you probably look and how many disgusting things people can say about you. Doesn't anyone want to admire anyone, not just tear them to shreds out of their own self loathing.
Submitted by shandi on October 9, 2008 - 5:01pm.
So back when the whole 'wear your pants down to your pubes' became popular, didn't people realize they had to shave or they would show? Gross.
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Pubes or shaved, that's a matter of personal esthetics.
Except if one goes so far as to be grossed out by pubes - that would be pedophile.
What's up with Hef's girlfriends? Those ugly hoes have wonk eye all day long....double pumpkin wonk eye!!
I've been forcing myself not to look at the Twin Skanks, but I couldn't help it...I looked! Sweet Baby Jeebus, those skanks are unusually skanky. And the one of the left has a carpet burn on her knee from being on them too long, obviously. If Hef keeps them around, he will definitely fix those wonky tits. But the wonky faces are going to require even more surgery than Holly Madison had!
Submitted by Cuckoo4CoCoPuffs on October 9, 2008 - 10:45pm.
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Thanks for clearing that up. It just looked longer than most appendectomy scars I've seen. Perhaps the rest of the line IS a crease.
That's an appendectomy scar people; looks just like mine.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 9, 2008 - 4:05pm.
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I thought it was an imprint from her jeans, too, until I blew up the picture and that is clearly a c-section scar. Maybe she's hiding a secret from before Hollywood knew her. One side of the scar is a little thicker than the other...c-section scars don't always heal in a perfect little almost-invisible line. Even the skin right above it is a little less taut.
If that is an old picture of MiserAlba, then what the fuckity fuck is that suspicious-looking pubic bone to pubic bone scar? (Click on the chocha lips -ha! ha!- to blow up the picture.) That is a classic c-section scar. Did she have a secret child long ago that she gave away or did she suddenly get a new "little sister?" That is a c-section scar if I ever saw one.
Holly actually seemed to keep the dirty old man on a leash, now he's gonna start being gross again!
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Submitted by dustbunny on October 9, 2008 - 3:08pm.
I guess Hef will pay for both of their first boob jobs.
yeah, I was gonna say, when are the matching boob jobs coming? He's never been into girls with small breasts!
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How ya gonna to do that at a Kids Award Show?
The Banksy exhibition was pretty cool.
The picture of Jessica Alba is six years old, before she had a kid.
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Now release the pressure.
C-section scar too. Nice to know that the baby didn't have a chance to blow out her snapper.
I don't know what makes me more uncomfortable, seeing Hefs new twins posing naked together, or seeing a picture of them sucking face with a man that's old enough to be their great-grandfather. The whole situation creeps me out.
Wow. My post earlier was all kinds of messed up.
I'd meant "I didn't know that people in the US knew him." :)
Serves me right for drinking at work... more than usual.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
I am into Hef's new twins. But than I always thought High School sluts were very hot. I think every guy has thought about getting twins into the sack. It is suppose to be one of those things like the mile high club. As for posing neked with your sister. How is it that much different than some of the shots with the Olsen Twins clothed.
As for Alba... give her a break. She just pushed on the jeans too hard. I don't think it was intentional.
What kind of a person chooses a children's award show to flaunt their public hair?
The whole outfit is entirely unsuitable.
Somebody get this stripper a burkha.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by WickedZombie on October 9, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Don't feel bad, one look at that baby's huge head and you KNOW it didn't come out of her hoo-hah :)
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I always make my Halloween costumes. Store bought ones are usually expensive and really lame.
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The store ones are way expensive but always seem to be made cheap like, too! *pets your pretty pretty Sayid hair*
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*kicks leg uncontrollably*
They are! That's another thing that pisses me off. If they're going to charge that much, the costume better be of some damn quality! I'm way too excited for Halloween. I'm going as a zombie and I found some neat websites that show you how to make realistic looking wounds. I can't wait to scare me some little kids!
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hahaha. One time, I put fake blood, and all kinds of make up on my hand to look bruised, and told my husband I fell, He totally 'fell' for it, and was freaking out.. Oh boy, did he get PISSED when I told him I was joking and it was fake.! bwahahahaha, oh good times!!!!! *scares some kids w/ you*
So back when the whole 'wear your pants down to your pubes' became popular, didn't people realize they had to shave or they would show? Gross.
George Clooney has always looked like a dipwad to me. Now he looks like an old dipwad.
Hef's new twins: where to start? They are fugly and have no boobs or curves. Why are they playmates? Oh, because they will sleep with an old guy.
I haven't even looked at the rest of the stuff yet....
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Miseralba has a c section scar also.
Jesus - doesn't anyone give birth naturally anymore?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Randy Spelling's gf is ... unfortunate.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Submitted by aquarius on October 9, 2008 - 4:15pm.
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Durp! Right you are! My reading comprehension skillz are crap today. My bad! (*crawls back into lurker hole from whence I came*)
Submitted by WickedZombie on October 9, 2008 - 4:01pm.
No, that pic is from 2002. She used to occasionally look happy back then!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 9, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Store bought ones are usually expensive and really lame.
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I agree they are lame but they've also become really....slutty. I mean can't I get a nice regular costume without looking like a hooker?
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I know! I was going to bitch about that too, but I figured someone would be like "That's just because you can't pull them off!" Now, I'll admit I can't pull them off but even if I could, I don't wanna look like a whore! It's like in Mean Girls, when Lindsay's character shows up dressed all scary and the other girls look like hookers, that's what it's like at the parties I go to. lol
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
Hefs new twin girlfriends-
One word. AWKWARD
Holy shit. Okay first of all, they look like your regular high school sluts you can find anywhere. Second, I am a twin and I would NEVER pose nude with my sister, nor would I share a boyfriend. I'm assuming they all have sex together. FUCKING SIIIIIIIICKKKKK. In a bad way. I'm gonna go vomit now.
HAHAHAHAA!! look how tacky alba was.. haha dumb slut!
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I always make my Halloween costumes. Store bought ones are usually expensive and really lame.
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The store ones are way expensive but always seem to be made cheap like, too! *pets your pretty pretty Sayid hair*
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*kicks leg uncontrollably*
They are! That's another thing that pisses me off. If they're going to charge that much, the costume better be of some damn quality! I'm way too excited for Halloween. I'm going as a zombie and I found some neat websites that show you how to make realistic looking wounds. I can't wait to scare me some little kids!
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
I applaud the ugly twins for not having huge fake implants, but have to wonder why the photographer didn't airbrush that bruise off the one on the left?
Submitted by WickedZombie on October 9, 2008 - 4:01pm.
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It looked to me like an impression of her waistband from sitting down.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
let me also defend randy spellings' gf a little bit by pointing out that a. look at randy spelling himself before judging, and b. she is WAY more attractive than tori spelling could ever be WITH her millions of dollars.
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INCEST ALERT!
FFS! Sisters are NOT posed to be touchin nay nays you sick fuck! (heff not MK, Mk is sick in a beautiful way,like me, and yall)
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*squints and flinches* Is that a scar on MiserAlba's belly? Looks like a C-section scar to me. Didn't what's-his-ass praise her for being "so strong" during her natural childbirth or some shit? Something stinks!
even though i think hef's new twin pieces are way unattractive, i think it's a shame that the only pretty things about them- their tittayyss- will soon become giant cantalope-shaped floaties. too bad:(
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Store bought ones are usually expensive and really lame.
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I agree they are lame but they've also become really....slutty. I mean can't I get a nice regular costume without looking like a hooker?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
i'm going as Sarah Palin for halloween and i can't fucking wait, i've been working on the accent
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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Okay, maybe it's because my sister and I are not particularly close, but I would set my pubes on fire before I posed naked on top of her and put the pictures on the internet! Sick! If they're fucking the same guy at the same time, how is that not incest?
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I always make my Halloween costumes. Store bought ones are usually expensive and really lame.
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The store ones are way expensive but always seem to be made cheap like, too! *pets your pretty pretty Sayid hair*
Uh...Miserabla...Not hot.
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
I love Banksy too. I didn't know that people knew who him in America.
Coming across his little rat paintings was always great fun.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Alba bush = disappointing.
At work, we dress up for Halloween and even have a costume contest. I'm going as The Joker in his nurse outfit from TDK. ;)
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
That Alba pic is a total letdown. I was hoping for a big, black bush, ala Demi Moore.
I always make my Halloween costumes. Store bought ones are usually expensive and really lame.
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
Jessica - pube showing is only hot on men
Posing naked with your sister is just sick
George Clooney looks good but should lose the stache
Cox's face has been frozen for years who is she kidding? No one except that dumbass she married. Seriously was HE the best SHE could do?
I guess Hef will pay for both of their first boob jobs.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Um- Hef's new bitches- are fucking fakers!!!
I live in Tampa and they are from Clearwater- they are in the paper today- go to tbo.com- those are pics from htier myspace- and they MADE that playboy cover- that would be why the is such a shitty picture!!!! And they claim they are gonna be on the show next week on thoer myspace- thanks alot for giving the dumb bitches some internet play- now we will have to actually look at these hos. GREAT :(
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
hef's new batch of tricks are neither 19 nor hot...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtHRMtftOs
George Clooney and Ricky Martin sitting in a Puerto Rico tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
/running out before the tomatoes are lobbed my way
Is it just me or is it really super creepy to be posing naked with your twin sister?
For Halloween this year, I was going to paint my face to look like a skull. Then I realized, there's no such thing as a fat skeleton. :(
Since it's Alba, do we call that a miserable trail instead of a happy trail? Because I'm pretty fucking depressed after lacking sense and clicking on the NSFL version.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".