Thursday, October 9th 2008

Behold, The Earth Mother!

The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.

It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.

And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."

Posted by: Michael K


KD's picture

Take Cuvvah!

KidL's picture

I wonder if the Brangelina Loonies will claim this is "candid shot" despite the fact that St. Angie Jo is wearing enough makeup to paint the side of a barn.

Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 1:39pm.

I dropped in for a quick min. AMAZING.

LoLo's picture

put yer tit away brotha fuckaaaaaaaa!
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Stock Broker's picture

GDammit, I'm sick of Skankelina being all over the damn place. Freakin' media slut.

It's going to get worse since she and her ballless jellyfish (Brad Pitt) both have movies coming out.

christine the hoff's picture

Dear God I am not going to just jared today.

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Amen, Motherfucker.

KidL's picture

"And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."

Amen to that! And yet these two have the nerve to complain when the media invades their privacy.

Kp's picture

ergh...These two again.