Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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My pot induced cataracts have been cured just by glimpsing a Golden Twin hand! Hallelujah!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
WTF is wrong with me? Why do I actually like that picture and find it heart warming?
Some one fucking shoot me!
a) I wonder how many nannies they have. If the Gosslins (yeah, John and Kate Plus 8, I went there :P) have a nanny and people to come by and help them fold their laundry and stuff, then there's no doubt in my mind that two A-List, 14 hour day working actors have nannies.
b) If these pictures are so "private", why do they insist on sharing them with the whole damn world?
c)I wonder how long it will be before they break up.
d)I like how they gave that stupid little ultimatum, "We won't get married until everyone can." Who the fuck cares if they get married or not? They aren't really threatening us or the US government with anything big here. How arrogant that they'd think anyone would care.
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Does any one else keep their taytoes under the sink?
-I prefer to keep them where they won't rot (on top of the microwave), but that's just me. LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I work with a girl who looks JUST LIKE Angelina. It's uncanny. And aside from being very pretty, she is also really nice. I always want to ask her why she hates the Blob so much.
well... it will bring copious amounts of joy to (some) people during these troubled times. see? they are just thinking about the world!
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 2:07pm.
LOLO - do it!!! Ill totally come and take photos. I wanna be like Brad, ya know.
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She looks happy and content. That's nice. But this should have remained a PRIVATE moment of joy.
Submitted by Andraya on October 9, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Even their baby is giving the peace sign...
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I think it's the Vulcan 'live long and prosper' greeting.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Angie: the fucking baby is hungry, look at it feebly reaching out for a drop of your golden milk. can you stop flexing your big lips for the camera and FEED THE CHILD!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
*catches Vic between one of my missing teefs* What,,? I wanted to start Halloween early, I'm Britney, Ya'll..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by Andraya on October 9, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Even their baby is giving the peace sign...
ROTFF!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 9, 2008 - 2:03pm.
EWWW! You know they probably write some illegal shit.
naw speakit, I ♥ you. I wouldnt hate angiejo so much if it werent for dlisted.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Wear that shit to a showing of Angie's new movie! And cry loudly during the whole thing. Halfway through it, go into the aisle and start praying to the screen.
Even their baby is giving the peace sign...
*tosses vicodin to Oklahoma*
Aww, I know you all LOVE ANGELINA
Submitted by Salem13 on October 9, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I wonder how much Branglina fan fiction is going to come out this?
Oh, dear God.....
my head just imploded..
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by The C word on October 9, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Pfft....I guess that loon missed the professionally done make-up and hair....yah, cuz all breastfeeding new moms look like that. :P
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I'm sure she looked just like that in the delivery room, too! Ha! She didn't sweat or anything. Nope. Angel Jolie does not sweat or get dirty.
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Voodooooo doll! yeah man!
Im so doing this! Ill take a before and after photo and send it to you freaks!
I should go undercover into the land of loonie and report back! Like the FBI tried to infiltrate the Hells Angels!
Ill be risking my life, but this is for a good cause
*evaluates what cause I am even for*
Im for funny shit and this is funny!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
her lips are so...strange. no wonder she's considered the sexiest woman alive. She has a vagina
on her face.
Fuck, Missy.. don't let Angelina near your Birfday candles.. Either all those kids dangling from her tits will blow them out, or air that comes from those suction cups she calls lips will..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 2:00pm.
I like this loonie comment:
"the most beautiful peaceful NATURAL thing i have ever seen,just lovely"
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Pfft....I guess that loon missed the professionally done make-up and hair....yah, cuz all breastfeeding new moms look like that. :P
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The Polaroid Camera Brad Spitt used doesn't have Auto Focus.
I've seen better pixs from courthouse sketch artists.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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I'll start ducking the stones with you because, even though I'm no fan at all, I think she does look good sans makeup, touseled hair and all. I wouldn't have looked twice if she was all done up (like Xtina) in full makeup and a designer gown. I think she does look lovely. Let the stoning begin.
Submitted by gia on October 9, 2008 - 2:00pm.
YES!!
Lolo, you also need to be eating twinkies and snorting.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
I wonder how much Branglina fan fiction is going to come out this?
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
LoLo ~ if you want something "Anti Anniston" just toss in a couple of her crappy DVDs in your basket. Or a pix of Vince Vaughn with a caption that says "my next baby daddy".
Did anyone tell Stu-Pitt that there is this nifty focus feature on that them thar camera contraption to like adjust the focus of the subject in the photo.
I only grains in mah cereal!
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Grenadine syrup! LMAO MK!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
yeah but the Messiahs have those lips too....just saying
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Jacking to it.
I like this loonie comment:
"the most beautiful peaceful natural thing i have ever seen,just lovely"
You can just picture her sitting there forever staring at that pic as if it were her virgin mary or something.
that is not really a good photo of her...ugh...the different images they try to uphold are so contradicting, she is all natural, she has clearly had plastic surgery, she is earth mother, but is tattooed all over & again the plastic surgery, they care about the environment, yet fly constantly, they care about the unfortunates & arent selfish, but demand huge salaries & spend obscene amounts on "stuff" & mansions...i dont even know what to say...i am over it & they suck.
Submitted by missy on October 9, 2008 - 1:59pm.
I hate you speakit
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Okay, but she still looks good.
Yuck
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Or tie a Jen voodoo doll to your wrist. And don't forget a vial of Angie's blood around your neck! you can use grenadine syrup.
Submitted by Michael K on October 9, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 9, 2008 - 1:53pm.
And get a mohawk that matches Maddox's. And carry around Wal-Mart doll versions of all their kids.
OH MY GOD!
I have to have something anti Jen on it though!
Like maybe under my moo moo tent?
Like i can lift up my moo moo and Ill have pictures of Jen with her eyes blackened, dirty sanchez staches, and devil horns all pasted on one of those flesh colored body suits filled with pillow stuffing?
They hate Jen!
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Submitted by KidL on October 9, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Her lips look absurd. Can we say "injections"?
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COLLAGEN!!!!
Submitted by KidL on October 9, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Um. Didn't you hear? Breastfeeding makes your lips fat.
I hate you speakit
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Does any one else keep their taytoes under the sink?
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No LoLo, I keep mine in my C-cup bras. AHAHAHAHAHA!
whoa! did she have her lips done!? she looks like a fish on the cover there!
whoa! did she have her lips done!? she looks like a fish on the cover there!
UGH! This pic disturbs me! Nipple fingers, twat lips and smug.
DeeDee!
That's it!!! It's Alive!!!!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Has a more self-absorbed twat ever walked the earth? Guess all the rumors about Brad being as dumb as a box of hammers are true. He has let this narcisistic nutjob make a spectacle of them both AND he goes along with the abuse of six children.
Amazing!
I think that's a lovely pic and she looks gorgeous.
Y'all can hate me for it but that's what I see.
Micheal ~ yea, the Mohawk has to be blue or white. A mullet Mohawk would be priceless.
Bawahhhaa......
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 9, 2008 - 1:51pm.
LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 1:48pm
You'll need a Tomb Raider poster sticking out of your bagina.
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
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