Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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*stares as Xxyxz's Nipples* *mouth Agape* Yowza!!!!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
The question begs to be asked: Why did you click on 'Leave Comment' if you're tired of Angelina? I mean, unless someone's sitting beside you with a gun to your head could you not decide to respond to one of the stories that DOES interest you? I'm actually serious. The whole "I hate these two" bit is played. Old. Enough. I'm going out on a limb here and assuming no one really is forcing you to be here so . . . byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I so wish I knew Jennifer Aniston so that I could send her this pick.
By the by, I am getting a little tired of the Pitt-Jolie clan promoting themselves everywhere with private pics of themselves.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 2:48pm.
what M.E said is right... I've had 3 kids...My tits are saggy! But my nipples are fine
*red faced*
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Then I've been watching too much Discovery Channel. Any boobs on there that have a kid hanging off of them have nipples two inches long.
In other news, SHMECKEL!
Breast Milk fiiiight *uses em as swords* Muahaaa, Chases LCT & Xxyxz..... LoLo is hit!!
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the hillbilly version :
"According to TMZ, Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with her baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left chichi out in the open. Casey, who has chitterlings for brains, took the memory card down to their local WA-MA (aka Wal-Mart) for copies. Someone at WA-MA made extra copies and then tried to sell them"
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Hoff, I agree, I doubt she's eating enough to sustain rich enough milk for those babies.
LCT - if you are eating a proper diet breastmilk, when warm is thin like nonfat/skim milk, but if you let it cool the fat floats to the top and you have to remix it.
This has been a very very funny thread !!!!
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what M.E said is right... I've had 3 kids...My tits are saggy! But my nipples are fine
*red faced*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 9, 2008 - 2:37pm.
xxyxz....
SP......SP......SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Hmmmm, mistress, you have a speech impediment! Sexy!
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No, those were just fakeout spanks to make the real one so much better. You know, sort of like dry-humping.
Ahhhhhhhh, yes, now i'm aroused, ta! :o)
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Do you ever wonder what kind of spank fetishes are out there? I wonder if there are people that like having their feet spanked, or their elbows?
DICK SLAPPED!!
ummm. So I've heard
Another falseity. Breastfeeding doesn't make your nipples long, huge or even deformed.
Your boobs and nipples go back to pre pregnant and pre breastfeeding size afterwards.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 2:44pm.
breastfeeding is fine, it's good for the baby, yet I cannot imagine her eating enough to sutstain milk, you have to eat like a bear, everyday, I mean, it's a commitment..
I'm finding it hard to believe she's really nursing for real.
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Is it thick like homo milk, or more like skim? Can you shoot it feet in front of you?
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 2:41pm.
DISGUSTING grey futon couch looking vagina pies.
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Can I get my vagina pie without yeast please?
breastfeeding is fine, it's good for the baby, yet I cannot imagine her eating enough to sutstain milk, you have to eat like a bear, everyday, I mean, it's a commitment..
I'm finding it hard to believe she's really nursing for real.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 2:41pm.
LCT.. I'd just be worried I'd get baby and the MR confused.. Like I'd be all tired, And its Mr.'s turn at the Cup today, He'd be going at it, then I'd pull him off, and either burp him or wipe his mouth.. Just totally creeped the fuck out in general..
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HAHAHAHA! With all the boob sucking some guys do, they'd sure get a little lunch with it every now and then.
M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Does JJ have more pics from this shoot?
- I didn't see any, of course I stayed along the paved path and didn't venture past the gates.
A lot of the thread is haterfied, I am surprised.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Of course breastfeeding is completely natural and shit. But if it were me I would want to keep some of the mystique, and not just whip out my tittay in public.
My thought is my own.
Ihave issues with lips.
This bitch never EVER had lips that did not look crusty or chapped. Its a real issue for me.
Im not even kidding.
In Twat Errupted with that freak Brittay Moiphy, her lips were DISGUSTING grey futon couch looking vagina pies.
THATS NASTY!
I have full ips and that shit is well chap stickied all the time!
PLUS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM NEW ORLEANS WITH YOUR FAKER HELPING SHIT FAKER FACES!
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LCT.. I'd just be worried I'd get baby and the MR confused.. Like I'd be all tired, And its Mr.'s turn at the Cup today, He'd be going at it, then I'd pull him off, and either burp him or wipe his mouth.. Just totally creeped the fuck out in general..
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Submitted by Zesty on October 9, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I like Brad and Angelina for the most part...
And I don't think there's anything disgusting about breastfeeding...
But I really wish they would keep some part of their life private.. it would make whatever they have between them seem more real.
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Amen, my friend.
OMG, I'm seeing spots. Am I dying?
Edit to correct speeling (typo but I'm keeping it). Must be the spots.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 2:37pm.
lCT
FUCKING loves it!!!!
thanks.. I needed that
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Do you ever wonder what kind of spank fetishes are out there? I wonder if there are people that like having their feet spanked, or their elbows?
and fwitw: this is a beautiful picture, but what makes it squicky is that at least to me, regardless of their celebrity it's as if my neighbors or some other random person bought up billboards and plastered giant photos of their "intimate" moments all over the interstate.
I wonder if James Haven also breastfeeds from St. Angelina's magical melons?
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 9, 2008 - 2:37pm.
xxyxz....
SP......SP......SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Hmmmm, mistress, you have a speech impediment! Sexy!
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No, those were just fakeout spanks to make the real one so much better. You know, sort of like dry-humping.
Missy - me too. Pre dlisted AJ was just a pretty actress who I enjoyed in a couple movies, didn't really think much or even twice about her. post dlisted, I loath her, even more so that I even attempted to see what the loonies saw in her my watching a couple documenteries, which made me dislike her even more.
lCT
FUCKING loves it!!!!
thanks.. I needed that
Submitted by missy on October 9, 2008 - 2:33pm.
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Sure, I get it. I'm just not jumping on that band wagon. I have no interest in joining the collective psyche. I prefer to have individual thoughts. I'm a rebel like that y'all. To each his/her own, it's all good. :)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 2:35pm.
xxyxz....
SP......SP......SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
Hmmmm, mistress, you have a speech impediment! Sexy!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 2:34pm.
LCT I agree.. I believe maybe some people just try to prove a point by doing it in certain spots, Like "So what, I'm holding a baby near muh pointers, AND???" You make a good point! hahaha, You point, tooo!!
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HAHA! Pointers. Hahahahahaha. That's awesome. I loves you.
I don't know if I want to breastfeed. I have a feelings I'd have more fun sexually if my nipples didn't look like they belonged in National Geographic.
these chilren were not conceived with a dick in a box.
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stocky
*spanks with paddle*
M.E. better be perky!! :o)
Damn, wheres Katie Holmes happy just gave birth pics? Huh? HUH? HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH? Thought not!!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! FREE OJ!!! :o(
I like Brad and Angelina for the most part...
And I don't think there's anything disgusting about breastfeeding...
But I really wish they would keep some part of their life private.. it would make whatever they have between them seem more real.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 9, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I want the DListed Ladies to spank me with a paddle that has a pix of St. Angelina.
Is that wrong?
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Only if you let us rub some Sacramental Cream on your welts afterwards.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
xxyxz....
SP......SP......SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
I don't know why it's shocking to have Mother
Earth herself on the W cover....look
it's the "ART ISSUE"!!
Such wannabe cultured imps.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I guess Brad missed last night's memo from the fabulous Ms. Lauren Bacall. He needs to keep his "love of privacy" in check.
All they need to hit the bottom of the barrel is a Whitney-Bobby-stylin' reality show.
LCT I agree.. I believe maybe some people just try to prove a point by doing it in certain spots, Like "So what, I'm holding a baby near muh pointers, AND???" You make a good point! hahaha, You point, tooo!!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
xxyyz ~ ooohh...hurt me baby!
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Oh god...Please don't let this turn into another
parenting thread , like the whole spanking thing
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Oh you know it will.
"I use the Gerber brand breast pump!"
"Oh, I HATE that one. It chaps up my nipples somethin' fierce."
"Just take some baby oil and rub it right in, then cover it in a layer of broccoli baby food, takes the sting right out."
"You mean you don't water down your baby's food? You're a terrible parent. Eat shit and diiiiiiie."
Does JJ have more pics from this shoot?
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 2:31pm.
but thats what Im saaaayiiin!!!
before dlisted, she was a beautiful movie star who I rarely thought about.
Post dlisted, angie bashing is a communal sport of sorts for me and the dlisted beesches.
get it?
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OUCH!
Spank times from LoLo and Oklahoma!
who's next?
aww I like this pic. its beautiful.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 9, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
She's breastfeeding. WTF is wrong with that?
It pisses me off that people get all grossed out when they see a woman feeding her baby.
Should she have her entire tit hanging out? No. But it shouldn't disgust people.
Attention seeking flabby jugs, go somewhere private!! Perky, no baby, FINE!
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*flashes tits*
*sticks out tongue*
I want the DListed Ladies to spank me with a paddle that has a pix of St. Angelina.
Is that wrong?
Pitts breast fluid is probably more nutritious.
Submitted by missy on October 9, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 2:20pm.
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I just think it's funny people loathe her or worship her, there doesn't seem to be a middle ground. Both extremes seem looney to me.
Breastfeeding: Anywhere a woman damn well pleases, but it should be done with some discretion.