Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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I kind of just wanted to say this to clear the air:
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Talkin that, walkin that, spittin at hoes
Smokin this, drinkin that, hittin at hoes
Fuck this I'm hittin that I'm hittin em both
Have one ridin dick, one lickin my toes
When I'm lovin these hoes there ain't no love involved
No hugs, no kisses, bear rugs, bear britches
Rare bitches like to pose in them Black Tail pictures
Bitch jumped off my dick, "Is that Dre over there?"
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah -- I just took some Ecstasy
Ain't no tellin what the side effects could be
All these fine bitches equal sex to me
plus I got this bad bitch layin next to me
No doubt, sit back on the couch
Pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out
Laid the bitch out, then I put it in her mouth
Pulled out, nutted on a towel and passed out
[Kurupt]
Come on let's get high (hiiiiigh..)
let's get high (hiiiiigh..)
Come on let's get high (hiiiiigh..)
let's get high, all my ladies
let's get high (hiiiiigh..)
high (hiiiiigh..)
Let's get high (hiiiiigh..)
Come on let's get high
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 9, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Anderson (fans) not scared of dudes with guns. Just fix that fucker with a steely blue eyed stare...
...and giggle.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
I think stockbroker has been a bad bad boy...
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
To sum up the first paragraph:
Ick.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Carrottop!!
Boner and sweatpants!! HOT!!!
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Oh God this is a bad day to be talking about this. My hot fake boyfriend just walked by and all I can do is imagine him in sweatpants with a boner coming at me. AAAAAHHHHHH!
LA
quick do the boot moves before he's done washing his hands!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by BUUURP on October 9, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Why, hello there, my friend. Could you please take that stick out of your anus and look around? You're at dlisted, ding dong. We're bitches around here. It's what we DO.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I think her lips are so big because she had just given birth (that looks like the same gown she wore in the PEOPLE spread). But I really doubt she breastfeeds.
CTH if i had milkers i would breast feed billy bob, homless hungry peeps, sarah palin....
im keeding!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Is there anything those two twits consider sacred? She can't even breast feed unless there's a camera in front of her!
Wyle E on October 9, 2008 - 3:07pm
The dude with the gun, he's in the potty now, was not pleased with a stalker Loon popping in.
*hears gun guy flush*
uh oh...
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
M.E.
imagine feeding twins! and yeah, my daughter was almost nine pounds at birth she could EAT.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
'lonely Mom jean wearing females'
Holy shite! That is a low blow LA!!!
I feel the need to defend myself: I am not lonely (great girlfriends and fantastic fiance) and I fricking shudder when I see mum jeans!
And I like AJ. Even with her dubious personal statements about her lovers and adoption practices. She's not perfect but I think she does more good than bad.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Dude wi would NOT let Billy Bob put his flesh wand in my fish tank!
GROSSSSSSSS
his fuck muscle? But you would breastfeed him, correct?
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Hoff, I ate more breastfeeding than when pregnant. I was hungry AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL the time when nursing.
Then again, for the first 6 months he nursed every hour - 2 hours.
yu all jellis caze i has leftover chinese to eat.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Dude wi would NOT let Billy Bob put his flesh wand in my fish tank!
GROSSSSSSSS
"if its gonna be that kind of party Im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I don't care that she is breastfeeding in the photo. I just am tired of seeing her mug on every magazine known to man and the relentless pimping out of her kids for PR.
For the life of me, I will never understand how his tranny vampire became the Mother Teresa of the 21st Century. She and BP are hardly models of green living either.
Sometimes I wonder if that Tom Cruise fellow is gay.
oh sorry, was that off topic?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
xxyxz!
Is that YOU???? Why are you standing there staring at the ground? Why are you holding those little green flags?? Why are your nipples dragging the ground??
Carrottop!!
Boner and sweatpants!! HOT!!!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Submitted by lizzieb on October 9, 2008 - 2:58pm.
lol
Submitted by lizzieb on October 9, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I know, I really should be able to see that a woman who usually weighs around ninety pounds now can suddenly eat like a mexican truck driver.
" pulls panties out of asscrack, burps."
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 2:57pm.
both of you bitches are off topic
The topic is WHY ARE ANGIE FANS SO LOONEY?
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Is the answer to that BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS? Because if not, you're off topic.
:( oh-tay. Boobs it is!
kdracofan!!
Word sista!!! Bale = HOTNESS!!!
Ange = creepy nipple with fingers!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Looks for sweatpants and strap-on!
let's get this party started
The other off topic topic is why angie is so not breastfeeding twins cause she's incabable of eating like that.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
i don't find this picture offensive but all i see when i look at it is her lips. i remember being young and breast feeding was so closeted. is that a word? my aunts would hide in a room and you couldn't dare go in that room. it's so different now so when i breast fed my kids my husbands old fart family would shuttle me in this room and close the door. it would always make me laugh! i wouldn't mind a bit--they are the craziest family i know!!
i've never cared for either one of them but i've never liked anyone brad has dated. gwenyth paltrow is my worst though--there is something about her that makes my skin crawl. i never understood the jennifer aniston thing she is so blah i watched friends with money the other day and was like huh?, and juliette lewis--c-r-a-z-y!! and then there is billy bob--that is just a mystery!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 2:44pm.
breastfeeding is fine, it's good for the baby, yet I cannot imagine her eating enough to sutstain milk, you have to eat like a bear, everyday, I mean, it's a commitment..
I'm finding it hard to believe she's really nursing for real.
Oh really? U jellus h8ter. You'll be telling me next she took fertility drugs or that she's not totally natural in that pic. If u is so stupid that u dont no that breastfeeding gives u eyeliner and lipstick then u love jen hen and r racialistly not lovein the black babies. H8ters go to hell u no, Angie is all natural and you wish you could have lips that could suck off a roof. I want to watch them sex becoz IT IS LOVELY AND NATURAL SO THEY WANT TO SHARE WITH US. Dont u get it h8ter? they share because they care. I'm putting that on the JJ poem page so there! How can you hate? I hope all you jen hens get eye cancer.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 2:57pm.
both of you bitches are off topic
The topic is WHY ARE ANGIE FANS SO LOONEY?
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Is the answer to that BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS? Because if not, you're off topic.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Buuurp,
"Why did you click on 'Leave Comment'"
Hey, i'm just here to talk boobs, dry-humping and get laid.
*scratches ass*
*stares at the man outside my office window*
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and by *stares at the man outside my office window* you mean me right? ;)
*sigh* Brangeloonies never cease to amaze me.
O/T: she looks pretty
NOT A BRANGELOONIE
I am a Bale-loonie right Clarisse?!
LOL
*glances at man holding gun to my head*
He asked to me post this:
Skeletina is a wretched skank who uses her "children", he just made the quoty sign with his free hand, uses her kids to trap men and lonely Mom jean wearing females in an attempt to glamorize sinners and evil do'ers.
*man with gun scans, says "POST OR DIE"*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Good call Clarisse, let's talk more about dry humping. Especially with a guy wearing sweat pants.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 2:53pm.
the question begs to be asked what the hell YOUR post has to do with the topic at hand?
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Um, excuse me snowpiece, but that off-topic post was off-topic. Get your shit together or go into a thread not about Angelina Jolie
both of you bitches are off topic
The topic is WHY ARE ANGIE FANS SO LOONEY?
Buuurp,
"Why did you click on 'Leave Comment'"
Hey, i'm just here to talk boobs, dry-humping and get laid.
*scratches ass*
*stares at the man outside my office window*
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Submitted by Wyle E on October 9, 2008 - 2:55pm.
I'm an AJ fan... but for a second I seriously thought someone had photoshop-messed with her lips in this photo as a joke.
wtf?
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holy shit you're right, she looks like a cartoon.
LCT
hell yeah, you go long enough without feeding the baby you shoot it, or wake up in a puddle, either way.
and yeah, my titties are totally perky and normal, I fed two kids, but i have good genes my family ages well.
breastfeed diet is brutal, breakfast is fruit, milk, eggs, toast, meat of some kind
lunch is soup, salad sandwich more milk, some dessert, same with dinner only bigger and you're so fucking thirsty all the time, you have to pound water/juice/milk, constantly running out of drinks, i'm not seeing angie doing this.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 9, 2008 - 2:53pm.
the question begs to be asked what the hell YOUR post has to do with the topic at hand?
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Um, excuse me snowpiece, but that off-topic post was off-topic. Get your shit together or go into a thread not about Angelina Jolie.
good for her for breastfeeding but does she really need to show the world? so lame
I'm an AJ fan... but for a second I seriously thought someone had photoshop-messed with her lips in this photo as a joke.
wtf?
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
OMG a fresh loon! what sport!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by BUUURP on October 9, 2008 - 2:51pm.
why are Angelina fans so looney?
Is that on topic enough for you?
Since I can't hate on a woman feeding her kid (*cough*somethingbesidesCheetos*cough*), I'll just say I like her nightgown and she actually looks human here instead of like she feeds off immortal souls.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Submitted by BUUURP on October 9, 2008 - 2:49pm.
BUUURP is a great name for a dumb slut filled with hot air fo sho!
WE LIKE JOKES BEYYYYatch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
the question begs to be asked what the hell YOUR post has to do with the topic at hand?
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 9, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 2:48pm.
what M.E said is right... I've had 3 kids...My tits are saggy! But my nipples are fine
*red faced*
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Then I've been watching too much Discovery Channel. Any boobs on there that have a kid hanging off of them have nipples two inches long
True!!! I try to stay away from those channels
Submitted by BUUURP on October 9, 2008 - 2:49pm.
The question begs to be asked: Why did you click on 'Leave Comment' if you're tired of Angelina? I mean, unless someone's sitting beside you with a gun to your head could you not decide to respond to one of the stories that DOES interest you? I'm actually serious. The whole "I hate these two" bit is played. Old. Enough. I'm going out on a limb here and assuming no one really is forcing you to be here so . . . byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Notice how the comments are hardly about Angelina Jolie? Clearly you're not familiar with how off-topic we all are.
. . . forgot to say - according to this month's issue of Forbes magazine an Angie cover sells more than any other so I guess not EVERYBODY is tired of them.
Buuurp meet Fiiist!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Breast Milk fiiiight *uses em as swords* Muahaaa, Chases LCT & Xxyxz..... LoLo is hit!!
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*squuuiiiiirrtttt*
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahah! Bullseye! Right in the eyeball!