Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Greeting to new Dlist slut Mustang Sally!!!
LMAO @ oklahoma
Isprained
this your first?
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Amen, Motherfucker.
It was only after scanning 200+ comments that I looked at the picture again and noticed the slightly bare breast and little fingers.
I was fixated on her upper lip. WTF is up with that lip? It looks like a slab of liver just stuck on her face.
hiya mustang sally, don't let age bug you, I'm pushing for fifty my own damn self.
"slapping the shit outta M.E."
Better, doll?
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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My crotchfruit is juicy but that's just my water breaking??? Okay, that was gross.
And thank you. :)
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
She looks really beautiful in this picture. Her eyes looks really happy.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I mean life without cameras.
MustangSally.. A mustang is what its all abooot! ha, I'm not canadian, but you thought I was, huh? didn't you??? I used slang,, Did you see that?? yeah?? huh??
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Brad and Ange are rapdly becoming the USA's answer to Jordan and Peter Andre. They both sell personal images of themselves with every new addition to their family to magazines for cash and make a fucking great living off of it.
I am hating myself for liking this picture.
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is starting to look like her late mother. overall good photo
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
I don't think Jennifer gets enough credit when I think about it. She's endured a lot and hasn't even attempted to slap angelina. In real life most would want to slap her. Especially with all the flaunting she does.
hahha ISMU at crotchfruit, only you!
xoxox, you're looking wonderful and healthy, btw
okkie you scerring me! I can totally imagine that!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Hello Everyone,
I've been a lurker for ages. You've made my life easier for months, because you have made me laugh. That has helped me, more than you could ever know.
I must be drunk since I never do stuff like this (blog) and I just wrote a piece on Just Jared (never look at the stupid thing, normally) and it got through. I think it's #176. Jared probably didn't know what "Jack off" meant. :)
I'm probably your oldest blogger (59) but I don't have the wisdom of Mrs. Kravitz.
Thanks all for making my life far more interesting. Oh, I'm a Canadian, if that matters.
Carrottop!
It IS just like my pizza boy!! Why yes, i am having pizza again tomorrow...why do you ask?
UVULA!!
I just notice the Mitch quote! Awesome! He was hard to watch sometimes though...so cranked out of his mind he could barely form words =(
On topic...zzzzzzzzz
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 9, 2008 - 3:37pm.
other than for the parents, family, what's so fucking special about giving birth, monkeys do it you know.
and for all the praise worship brangaloonies, I wonder, if they have children, do they feel the same way about thier own spawn?
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I bet those loons (jj) makes lil stuffed dolls out of pillow cases, and tape pictures of AJ's babies faces on them, Then talk, love and feed them like they are their own.. Rock them to sleep, say "NO, Bad baby, I'm your real momma" when they want to run away w/ their lil broom handle legs... I bet that totally goes on..
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 3:45pm.
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Yuppers! I love me some Titus.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
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MITCH!! And didn't you have a Titus quote before? You are so freaking awesome.
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 3:42pm.
No. But Baked Beans are something else altogether.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
CtheH- Don't lie. I know you care ubers about my crotchfruit and will pay to see my baby avie when the time comes. $39.95, bitchez. Save up!
:P
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I wonder is she also finds it ssexy to be feed sketti from a mans finger tips? ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Chimp on October 9, 2008 - 3:38pm.
No just saw my asshole of an ex, that ruined my day. This "ohmyfuckinggoditsstangelinaoftheuniverse" bull shit just adds further agitation to my already want to rip the nuts off someone mood.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
So, when are the nuts from Just Jared going to set up a shrine with this photo as its ICON?
They're probably experiencing stigmata in the shape of Braaad's penis as we speak.
You would think after a few failed marriages between them they would decide NOT to talk about their relationship.
Despite the fact that I think Gwyneth Paltrow seems to be a grade A BITCH... I will give her credit for learning her lesson after dating Brad Pitt and now shutting up about her personal life.
I mean seriously, its getting really tuile.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 9, 2008 - 3:38pm.
For fuck's sakes! I had a shitty day and this BS doesn't make it any better.
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you let brangelina affect your day??
The lips! No ones lips should be as big as their forehead. Let's see her breastfeed both at the same time like I did. 2 babies, 12 months... I deserve a frickin medal.
she looks good there and i haven't thought she looked good lately.
For fuck's sakes! I had a shitty day and this BS doesn't make it any better.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
other than for the parents, family, what's so fucking special about giving birth, monkeys do it you know.
and for all the praise worship brangaloonies, I wonder, if they have children, do they feel the same way about thier own spawn?
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Amen, Motherfucker.
She'd better be in love with him because he's gonna be paying a SHIT load of alimony if she gets sick of him!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
I'm sick to my back teefs with Goddess St. Angie and that guy that follows her around and sperminates her!
can't we all just agree to disagree---ummmmm no that would be booooring!! i love the angie threads--you always either get a fresh cup of hate or a steaming cup of scary adoration for all things AJ. enjoy the variety y'all and chill baby chillllllll!!!
That's actually a really sweet photo.
Back it up, boys.
I don't doubt that they feel very attached to one another. I doubt their sanity; their emotional stability, and their ability to think long term.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by IHY on October 9, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Beautiful cover, Angie looks so serene and happy. She sure loves the photographer.
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Jenny Shimizu does take lovely photographs ;)
/OK couldn't resist that, have been in here WAY too long -- I'm drunk on the haterade XD
*smooches to WyleE ;*
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 3:20pm.
LCT!
Your hot fake boyfriend??? Like my pizza boy??? YUM!
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Fake boyfriend: Guy I see often who I think about in inappropriate ways without him knowing about it. So hot.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 9, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Hey thanks. I hear you about proving you are not a hater. I feel the same way proving I'm not crazy for liking her.
Maybe she is God??? I swear... people are at least as one-eyed psycho about this chick and her cute but dippy boyfriend as they are about religion.
It's freaky!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by lizzieb on October 9, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Ladies and Genta- a gem from JJ
from lainey @ 10/09/2008 at 2:20 pm Brad�s Angie
She is breastfeeding one of the Holy Twins. A little hand reaches up to say hello. She's looking at her man and he's looking at her: tenderness, admiration, adoration, horniness all conveyed through image.
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You have GOT to be kidding me!
This is insane.
What is wrong with people? Do they not get enough Harlequin Romance time in their lives...soap operas...something...? We all need a little romance and drama but please children: let's mingle that with a dab of realism and a pinch of perspective, shall we?
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Beautiful cover, Angie looks so serene and happy. She sure loves the photographer.
I tend to frown on men in sweatpants, but if they have a hard-on, i'll let it pass. I'm very forgiving.
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Unlike sweatpants with a hard-on. Which are very UNforgiving if my memory of my teens serves me accurately.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
@ Wyle E:
If the shoe doesn't fit, then fine. I'm talking to the people on here who insist this is somehow not PR using their alleged private life. Then they shoot off at the mouth with middle-school bs, so if you're not that annoying/don't recall any post from you: cool. I think Angelina is gorgeous, too, I'm just tired of repeating that to prove I'm not a "hater." Oh well.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 9, 2008 - 3:16pm.
OK you lot, whilst the overall tone is spot on loon- the 'holy twins?' Breastfeeding as PORN?It's one of you isn't it? Don't come crying to me when you get eye cancer.
HA HA HA
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J'espère:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCJIU6a_u0
Brangelina, if you would be so kind, please fuck the fuck off. Right. Fucking. Now.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 9, 2008 - 3:17pm.
A request for the brangelina fans/stalkers/loons/babymamawannabes/whatever:
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The difference between fans and stalkers/loons/babyeaters/whatevers is that fans don't give two shits if anyone else likes or hates AJ.
I mean seriously, we're all entitled to our own opinion so who gives a fuck.
So don't generalise/patronise/vaporise/whatever.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
LCT!
Your hot fake boyfriend??? Like my pizza boy??? YUM!
I tend to frown on men in sweatpants, but if they have a hard-on, i'll let it pass. I'm very forgiving.
lizzieb,
Oh for fucks sake!!!!! Pitt porn????
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
'horniness'
Ahem. Projection from whomever wrote that, much?
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
A request for the brangelina fans/stalkers/loons/babymamawannabes/whatever:
Can you kindly pass on a note to your King and Queen (or if rumor is true, Queen and Queen):
They are fast becoming a parody of their haters' worst jokes. Please stop Angelina from selling candid shots -- for charity, of course -- of Brad's little peen grinding her box for the next set of "natural" twins, OK, pretty please with a cherry on top?
AND Brad Pitt is heading into Tom Cruise-I'M-NOT-GAY-protests-too-much territory now. Seriously, give them a reality check if you want to have any credibility with your ridiculous apologies for these two fools.
Thank you, XOXO
Also, I mean seriously. Does that not look just like a lil black baby hand?? Can you do that.. adopt lil newbies, lil premies and adjust them to fit up in there, and Puuuuuush them out???
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Ladies and Genta- a gem from JJ
from lainey @ 10/09/2008 at 2:20 pm Brad�s Angie
She is breastfeeding one of the Holy Twins. A little hand reaches up to say hello. She's looking at her man and he's looking at her: tenderness, admiration, adoration, horniness all conveyed through image.
Oh Pitt Porn you got me again.
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OK you lot, whilst the overall tone is spot on loon- the 'holy twins?' Breastfeeding as PORN?It's one of you isn't it? Don't come crying to me when you get eye cancer.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.