Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 9, 2008 - 4:04pm.
I like your posts. They're different. For example, I know what the words "Machiavellian" and "egocentricity" mean, but not when you use them together.
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J'espère:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCJIU6a_u0
Ok, I'm blaming my new migraine medication for my liking this photo and my comments.
One side effect is lack of concentration, loss of memory..
Hey, shiney...
What?
"And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
Truer words have never been written, MK.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Stupid question of the day: WHen you have a c-section, do you still bleed like a mother fucker for weeks after????
Skakelina will be screaming to Shiloh "NO WIRE HANGERS" and making her clean up the bathroom with Ajax.
Mommie Dearest...a "Must See" on the DListed Movie List.
Stocky - It is totally time to worry.
I think I need to be locked up. I'm finding myself loving this picture, it's melting my cold black heart, I think the black widow actually looks warm and normal and quite loving in it.
FUCK!
Someone get me a foil hat! I think the loons found a way to transmit shit into my head!
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
Agreed. But it is a pretty picture.
Go ahead, eviscerate me. Why fight it?
Oh god that is one of my FAVORITE movies.. Mommie Dearest.. I love that fucking shit!!! *eats it up* yum, yum yumyumyum....
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 4:31pm.
*flash forward 15 years*
What the hell did that monster do to you?
What happened in the green kitchen, Shiloh?
Ha ha ha ha! Shiloh's story has Christina Crawford/Sibyl written all over it! And I never thought of that until now!
Janet Charlton witnessing Angelina choking poor Shiloh because she screams at her "I'm not one of your loons!"
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Snowy, I keep glancing over at your Av, And keep thinking its PeeWee Herman and Dottie from P.Wee's Big Adventure... "Paging Mr. Herman!"
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
*flash forward 15 years*
What the hell did that monster do to you?
What happened in the green kitchen, Shiloh?
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
LMAO @ okie's domestic scenario
HI THERE Fat M
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
by putsomestankonit on October 9, 2008 - 4:26pm.
how about angieneverleaves? haha
okkie that's fucking hilarious! and she feeds her out of a dog bowl on the floorr..... hahahaa
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 4:26pm.
CthHoff.. Or seeing a pic of Angie cooking, but she drops a piece of steak on th floor, looks around, then puts it back n the pan marked "for shiloh" That's more her style
LMFAO
FatMartha.. you just come sit by me!!! OH and shoot me a hi5.. Muahahahaaa!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
CthHoff.. Or seeing a pic of Angie cooking, but she drops a piece of steak on th floor, looks around, then puts it back n the pan marked "for shiloh" That's more her style
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
@CTH how can we have an angies comingback when the bitch is never gone?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
AJ makes Ziggy hot.
They just can't stand to be out of the limelight, can they? Good lord. What a bunch of famewhores.
ANYWAYS. Hello all!
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
This is WAY too fucked up for me.
I'm sticking to the couch thread. (hah a joke)
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fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
when your preg, who cares as long as you're comfy, god I remember those days...
I need a picture of angie going through the kids heads for lice checks.. just like us, you know?
the only thing that would make this lower chat better is if we had an angiescommingback.
"taps foot, looks around"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Where is the photo of her taking a shit or changing her maxi pad? Now thats art!
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haha, Lolo said pad.. that is such a funny word.. w/ wings.. OMG a guy told me he got his 'red wings' once cause he was in a bike gang.. Said he had to have sex w/ a girl that was on her period, and do it in front of a Group of people..
Yuuuck-O... I think he got his 'red dick' and 'red legs' too.. *flushes puk*
Clarisse- Clothed, baby. If it were nekkidness, all it would be is a blindingly white flash in the middle with my dining room wall behind it.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 9, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Ziggy, yer a poet.
haha,, You guys wouldn't like it in my head!! Or would you.. ? And true, its always in Xxyxz's lap, well, her crotch to be exact..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
UVULA!!!
You're wearing a sweater!!! Oh, now the visual makes sense!!! I thought it was au'natural and i kept thinkin, "where? wha? i uh? Um?"
LAnderson,
Here ya go...
"wow more breastfeeding pics and some nearly nude shot from Brad of Angie. omg god please let it be true. i hope it will be true. it is getting hot there. i bet the shooting took places alot longer than it supposed to be,probably because Brad couldn’t help at some points. hahahaha i love this couple."
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
HA HA HA Ewwwwwwwwww !!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"sitting next to ziggy"
puff puff give, fucka.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 9, 2008 - 4:13pm.
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Ha! Yeah, the sweater's not my favorite but I inherited it and it's effin' cold here. :)
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Where is the photo of her taking a shit or changing her maxi pad? Now thats art!
No art true is showing a photo of the kids finger painting on the walls with her menstural blood.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 9, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Before I twigged what your avie was, I was thinking "why does ISMU have a side of pork for an avie??"
Then I read the comments...LOLOL - you be wearing a porky pink dress yes?
Lolo ~ I want to see a pix of Skankelina digging for nose gold.
Um, this is alleged logic from a JJ'er responding:
jin @ 10/09/2008 at 3:49 pm
>Apparently, not one of you ignorant twits understands the meaning of the word “PRIVATE”. Look it up, if you are capable of reading a dictionary. It does not mean publishing pictures in a magazine.<
You moron! It just means the photo was taken in private. Then it got published. It doesn’t change anything.
Aren't all photos taken in "Private"?
Also, if you should happen, comment #189, priceless, it's too long to post here.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Where is the photo of her taking a shit or changing her maxi pad? Now thats art!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ziggy Stardust ~ you need to pass around your bowl.
Boring....ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz... What's next, pictures of them on the crapper? Someone PLEASE make them go away.
Mustang Sally ~ welcome to DListed!
On Topic: we need James Haven to chime in with his observations about this stupid pix. Can Angelina let him out of the dungeon?
M.E....I'm worried about 'ya. Have you been drinking J.J. koolaid?
What's up with the clown lips?
Welcome, Sally! Nawwww. Never too old to snark!
CTH
I wouldn't have it any other way
xxyxz!
Mind?!??! Hell, that's a two-fer!!!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Please forgive any errors of spelling or grammar that may marr this post; my heart is beating so quickly at the thought of having this magazine in my collection that I am quite giddy with excitement!
I am sure that we can all relate to this feeling. To consider Angelina Jolie with anything but a glowing heart is an expression of Machiavellian egocentricity.
However, before we mark this sensation, let's reflect on its nature for a short time. Already I can feel my consciousness straining at the prospect; intellectual pursuits are not typically the concern of the will when the heady nectar of the universe is but an extension of the index finger across the scroll wheel of a mouse away.
I think that it was Ellis who first wrote on length on the nature of interpersonal projection and embodyment. If memory serves me correctly, we're referencing the second half of the 20th Century here. The uniquely human ability to experience the lives of others within through self-containment is beautifully explored.
Our social lives are guided by emotional, and perhaps cognitive, mimicrys of the environment's agents.
Here though, we can only allude to a spiritual mimicry. Gazing now at those plump lips, I can see the universe expanding before me. Flux and change, once a source of anxiety, is now playing out in terms of simple cause and effect. I can see the sources of our Gods and Demons. The planets are aligning. All this from a simple photograph.
We are having but a taste of what Angelina must be feeling everyday. At this point I must question the validity of His Holiness the Dalai Lama XIV's claims - surely this woman is the true Dalai Lama?
Or an avatar of Vishnu?
These questions will require a systematic analysis of Hindu and Buddhist texts, which I am not able to offer at present due to ignorance on my part.
I cannot speak nor read Sanskrit I'm afraid. I have, on the other hand seen Tomb Raider, and I experienced similar feelings to those alluded to before. This line of enquirely shall have to be abandoned soon though, as I am coming down rapidly.
The experience that I describe here is surely one shared by the millions of Angeloonies on this land and those farther off. I use the term Angeloonie deliberately - Bradley's spiritual ascention is but a by-product of Angelina's grace.
Consider your refrigerators. If we were to leave a glass of milk alongside a spicy food, the milk would eventually gather some of the flavours of the spice. Angelina is the spice, and Bradley is the milk.
No, no, Bradley should be the container. A mistake on my part. How foolish! How could one possible have the capacity to absord the wisdom of Angelina unless she were to bestow it upon the individual herself?
Once again, Angelina defies the Christian doctrine whereby all people are capable of salvation. HA!
Let us extend our milk analogy. When discussing the spiritual, analogous data is out most reliable source.
As infants, we are reliant on milk for sustinence. Naturally, this would be the mother's milk - the rates of breast feeding in the West today are irrelevent, and need no further thought.
Morally and intellectually, we are but children compared to Angelina. We are therefore reliant on her 'milk' - her wisdom and benevolance, that she graceously shares with us in magazines and films.
If willing, we can be filled with this milk - going back to our eariler analogy, we can therefore capture of her spice for ourselves. And who is the provider of milk? The Mother!
Now we note Michael K's reference to the Earth Mother, and the content of the photograph.
Astonishing!
It's like an inter-personal Freudian free-association played out before our eyes.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Thank you Hoff. I needed that.
Mustang Sally:
Welcome to DL.
I think you should make this your siggie:
Jared probably didn't know what "Jack off" meant. :)
Or:
I must be drunk since I never do stuff like this (blog).
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She's flat and that's that!
xxyxz
and your head's always in my pants..
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Amen, Motherfucker.
I'll totally make duck lips and whip out some boobage for you sluts anyday.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Mustang Sally!
Some of my favorite people are Canadian! *winks at LCT, EEG, TITS, Cword*
Okie,
What i wouldn't give to live a day inside your head!!! LMAO
Just a warning
Oklahoma's head is always in my lap!
Hope you don't mind
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 9, 2008 - 3:58pm.
woah, you a brave mothafucka.. haha!!! awesome!
I think we should start worshiping you, fuck brangalina.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Mustang Sally!
Some of my favorite people are Canadian! *winks at LCT, EEG, TITS, Cword*
Okie,
What i wouldn't give to live a day inside your head!!! LMAO!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
Christine- Third. And third boy. :)
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".