Thursday, October 9th 2008
Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on October 9, 2008 - 9:21pm.
For a couple that is constantly harping about the lack of privacy the media gives them, they certainly have an odd way of abiding by their own demands.
I believe the term "Hypocrite" properly defines Brad PItt and Angelina Jolie and their behavior.
ugh I know!! the funny thing is, Angelina was never like this before being with Brad. She was just out walking around like everyone else, she loves attention though, always has. Loved it from fans, still does. Brad is the one who seems to be the fucked up one who makes deals with Paps, than contradicts himself by saying he hates them! He's a stereotypical Hollywood narcissist!
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Both of these two are academay award winning/nominated actors. So, does a posed picture really tell the truth?
For a couple that is constantly harping about the lack of privacy the media gives them, they certainly have an odd way of abiding by their own demands.
I believe the term "Hypocrite" properly defines Brad PItt and Angelina Jolie and their behavior.
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Submitted by shandiRW on October 9, 2008 - 9:19pm.
*falls to knees* "i'm not worthy!!!"
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If I had a dime every time someone said that to me, I'd still be broke.
*falls to knees* "i'm not worthy!!!"
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Stupid question of the day: WHen you have a c-section, do you still bleed like a mother fucker for weeks after????
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I had a C-section and I had to use those hippo-sized sanitary pads for a couple weeks after the birth. Overall my recovery was pretty easy...my doc said rest and let everyone wait on you hand and foot and dammit I let them...
ubmitted by Stock Broker on October 9, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Skakelina will be screaming to Shiloh "NO WIRE HANGERS" and making her clean up the bathroom with Ajax.
Mommie Dearest...a "Must See" on the DListed Movie List.
yeah I can only imagine what kind of autobiographies those kids are gonna write!
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Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on October 9, 2008 - 6:22pm.
the sad thing is that she does look really pretty there. but what's sadder is that they've turned a very private beautiful thing into a commercial and sad low for humanity. they excuse themselves bc they say its art. but its not. its just narcissism to the highest degree.
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ITA, and it's embarassing to the children! If that was me and I one day am old enough to see that this picture was displayed for the whole world to see my mom breastfeeding me, I'd be mortified!!!
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ubmitted by stake_spike on October 9, 2008 - 7:36pm.
I never realized this but Brad and Angie are two of the biggest media whores that ever whored. Even bigger media whores than LezLo. Damn do these two ever give it a rest?
yeah seriously, they should kindly fuck off already!
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Submitted by GossipGrrl on October 9, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Whatever - you people are just haters. I LOVE ANGELINA
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Then scuttle back to Just Jackass Jared where you belong. "Haters"?.... Um, yeah, anyone who has an opinion different from yours is a jealous hater -what an ingenious observation.
OT = what these people won't do for publicity. I admire them for taking on the challenge of such a large family via adoption, but come the hell on!
It's just not THAT interesting. It really isn't!
Whatever - you people are just haters. I LOVE ANGELINA. And for those of you who care, turns out she didn't get a tummy tuck
"And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie.""
HaHa!! Damn straight MK!! And way to Fuckin embarass your kids with a breastfeeding photo for all the world to see!!! Hey, I have nothing against breastfeeding, I just thing it's not something women should be doing in public like they do! do that at home, or go to a bathroom!!! Or cover yourself with a small blanket or something!! It's just kinda gross in public! These kids are gonna be so embarassed by this when they grow up!!!
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With the media-sanctioned canonization of these two, I'm wondering that when The Rapture comes only the Brangaloonies will be taken to paradise while the rest of us unbelieiving bitches will be tormented with endless tabloid pictures of Jen and Jon Mayer for eternity.
Scary.
Who wears lipstick on their just-collagened lips to breastfeed? I'd say the whole family makes me scream, but the poor kids are innocent, so I'll just say she makes my skin crawl, cuz Brad is just a jellyfish in a fedora.
Submitted by BUUURP on October 9, 2008 - 7:42pm.
She hasn't been in public for a few months since birthing the twins. If you think that's a lot what on earth do you think of Tom, Katie and Suri? Like they are literally every day. I don't find Brad or Angie in the media as often as many.
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They're media whores too. The difference is that Tom and Katie don't prance around media-whoring while pretending it's to bring attention to charities or third world countries or anything like Brange does. They're low-down dirty labias.
She hasn't been in public for a few months since birthing the twins. If you think that's a lot what on earth do you think of Tom, Katie and Suri? Like they are literally every day. I don't find Brad or Angie in the media as often as many.
I never realized this but Brad and Angie are two of the biggest media whores that ever whored. Even bigger media whores than LezLo. Damn do these two ever give it a rest?
I put the curse I put on Pinocchio on she
Ever time she tells a lie her lips shall become larger
I have seen what is to come
It shall be bad
After Brad marries the young chocolate woman and lives happily ever after
And James Haven betrays and sell the sex tapes he made with she
She and the dog will run to a village in Cambodia
She will step on a landmine
Her lips will protect most of her body from the blast
But she will lose her left eye
She will return to America
In the hills of beverly is where she will seek treatment
She will see a chocolate girl and a vanilla girl shoping at Chanel
She will be suprise to see that it is the blob and the African child.
She walks to them
Shiloh see her and say Zahara lets give the homeless lady money
They hand her 20 dollars and tell she to go away
She is confused and say It is mommy
The blob and her sister do not remember she
For they were young when daddy married the chocolate woman
The chocolate woman is the only mother they know
She grab Zahara
Zahara screams
Security tackles her to the ground
Maddox runs to his sisters
He looks at she
She look familiar
He remembers she
She was the woman that used to live on the other side of the house when he was a boy
The same one that made him take pictures all the time
And was mean to daddy expect for with they went outside
The same woman that would play with his wee wee when they had play time
Oh he really really hated she
So he bitch slaps she to the ground
Pax attacks her from the back
Pax didn't know who she was
He was too young to remember she
He just didn't like that she had a missing eye
That is it for now
*Mark my words*
I think TheBlob secretly photoshopped Jay-Z's lips on Skankalina's pic when Stu-Pitt wasn't looking.
Poor Shiloh... she will forever be known as TheBlob thanks to her braindead narcissist sociopath of a mommy.
Submitted by Phoebe on October 9, 2008 - 6:40pm.
That's the only time one of those spawn got anywhere near her breast.
That's why its hand is flailing around - it's lost.
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Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 5:36pm
I figured as much.
It's a spectator sport to go over there, i point and laugh to myself, it's validating in a weird kind of sanity check way.
What's spooky is it was YOUR post and the response i picked out.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Twat lipped cunt pulled the "artist" card again!!
"I have two divorces behind me but I’m still good friends with both my exes, Billy Bob [Thorton] and Jonny Lee [Miller]. I’ve never had to deal with secrets from the men in my life because I’ve always married artists and they’re a very talkative and expressive bunch. I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
That's the only time one of those spawn got anywhere near her breast.
That's why its hand is flailing around - it's lost.
Her lips look bizarre...
And let us nor forget her film is opening in wide release on October 31, 2008.
The whoring and hustling will not stop at least until then.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
"You moron! It just means the photo was taken in private. Then it got published. It doesn’t change anything."
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OH REALLY?!?!?!?!
good to know, good to know.
wing nutz.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
Submitted by sonah22 on October 9, 2008 - 5:02pm.
annoying. barf. SO STAGED.
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DOUBLE WORD.
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They're giving that klutz ballet lessons? Aroigevofeneh gelt!
and for those who say, "why not just leave them alone..." um...they don't WANT anyone to leave them alone.
the sad thing is that she does look really pretty there. but what's sadder is that they've turned a very private beautiful thing into a commercial and sad low for humanity. they excuse themselves bc they say its art. but its not. its just narcissism to the highest degree.
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 5:17pm.
_No. After the baby is taken out, they take out your uterus, lay it on top of your numb belly and thoroughly clean it out.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT WHAT THE FUCK?????????
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OMFG! I had a C section, and didn't know that! Damn, my uterus was on mah belly?
*goes into fetal position*
I'm far from caring much about these two, but it's a beautiful photo, and I think the look on her face tells you everything you need to know about their relationship. They seem pretty happy together, so why not just let them be.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 9, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Machiavellian egocentrism is a psychiatric term.
Damn, you're right. I plan to work it into casual conversation sometime this week.
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J'espère:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCJIU6a_u0
Um, I have always been terrified of fetal poo! AHHHHHH!!!!
*takes pill*
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Hi Love Anderson,
Yes, my dear, I was the poster of the exceptionally brilliant post :) about privacy and publicity (#176 at JJ). It was much longer than what the JJ twit-face copied.
LA/BB, sweetie, I knew you weren't calling me a moron.
I'm kind of pleased that whoever did call me a moron, in JJ, actually read some of my post. I didn't think they could read. But, she only read the first paragraph. Figures.
I'm proud to be called a moron by a Brangeloonie.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 4:25pm.
AJ makes Ziggy hot.
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SOOOOO HOT!!
*rubbing face with salmon fillets to cool down*
Oh, and Machiavellian egocentrism is a psychiatric term Tristram.
Psychiatrists have a wonderful language, don't you think? So over the top and melodramatic.
It is like erotic Brangelina fan fiction.
Now I'm going to need more cool meats to temper my libido. :(
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
_No. After the baby is taken out, they take out your uterus, lay it on top of your numb belly and thoroughly clean it out.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT WHAT THE FUCK?????????
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Yay!!!!! you brought J-Ho back!@!
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Stupid question of the day: WHen you have a c-section, do you still bleed like a mother fucker for weeks after????
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No. After the baby is taken out, they take out your uterus, lay it on top of your numb belly and thoroughly clean it out. You bleed just a little bit from the trauma of the birth, but not like you do after a vaginal birth. The recovery is much worse than having a vaginal birth, though.
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Mustang Sally on October 9, 2008 - 4:55pm
That was copied and pasted, i didn't respond to that, i don't post at JJ.
Were you the original poster?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She has really grown odd-looking.
Mark my words, she will crack soon, and it will be tabloid nirvana....
ps the "art" issue? ..I take umbrage at that
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
annoying. barf. SO STAGED. Once the baby crap is over, I bet their next publicity stunt will be divorce. Or they'll just wait until the kids are effed up and use that to stay in the spotlight with interviews. They are so full of SHIT. And I hate to bring up JA, but at least she's friends with women and relatable. Yeah, she does her paparazzi bullshit, but women and most men will always love her. I hate this twat. HATE. phew. now I can relax :P
I think it is just poor use of words. It should say "Personal" maybe, instead of Private. Like I have personal items in my office, not really anything private, or it'd be locked in my drawer.
"And the reason why I chose to write this story is because I was cut of my mom's will and mom always like Fart Knonxer and Viv best. And I was always known as the blob. But it was a glanduar problem, I swear! I do not over eat."
The sad end to Shiloh's confessional tell all.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 9, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Um, this is alleged logic from a JJ'er responding:
jin @ 10/09/2008 at 3:49 pm
>Apparently, not one of you ignorant twits understands the meaning of the word “PRIVATE”. Look it up, if you are capable of reading a dictionary. It does not mean publishing pictures in a magazine.<
You moron! It just means the photo was taken in private. Then it got published. It doesn’t change anything.
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Oh my fucking gawd (I'm an atheist but I'll try not to offend those of you who aren't)!!
Love Anderson/Bradiful Brad, that was some of my comment that you quoted. Hey, I was just trying to educate the Brangeloonies about privacy. I thought I was quite polite. I didn't call them a bunch of fucking cunts or anything. Well, that's the last time I'll go there since they really are loons.
The only blog I cum (leave it) to is Dlisted because it's the only one which has intelligent sluts and male sluts (also known as just typical men) on it.
Thanks for the welcomes. I'm not usually so long-winded (liar, liar, pants on fire) but I'll try to shorten my comments from now on.
I lurves you all - well, not all. I don't like that racists and homophobes but no one on here does.
I can tell the Canucks from the Americans. Remember, I'm an old broad.
If this is a double post, blame dementia.
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 4:54pm.
it's all good, I'm used to it, you should see the smug look she gets on her face
"I shit in my momma"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Hoff, thanks for the 411. I didn't know that.
And sorry for this...
BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!!
Thanks Lolo.
As for the breast milk, I'll suck my own tit thanks. I still lactate.
Yeah, almost two years later. It sucks.
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Stupid question of the day: WHen you have a c-section, do you still bleed like a mother fucker for weeks after????
no, they clean you out at that time, but that may be because my daughter had fetal distress and poo'd in me, something that she's very proud of today, by the way.. bitch!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by M.E. on October 9, 2008 - 4:46pm.
*hands you tin foil hat and sun glasses*
Bahhh Ling avie times made me insane today.
Its gonna be ooooooooo kkkkkkkk.
Want some breast milk?
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She's not in love with the photographer.
She's high on her own hormones.
AS USUAL!
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