Behold, The Earth Mother!
The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November's W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe.
It's funny that this simple black and white picture probably made a thousand Brangaloonies drop dead on the spot. W should make at least ten million copies of this for the Brangaloonies that are still alive and will use these pictures to cover their cars, homes, children and pets.
And the word "private" should never be used in the same sentence as the names "Brad Pitt" and "Angelina Jolie."