Smile Like You've Just Burned Your Husband's Groin
52-year-old Maverna Theresa Turay of Bradenton, FL was arrested at her home yesterday because she poured a pot of boiling hot water on her husband's crotch area! Maybe she was in the mood for some hot dick?
Maverna told police that she thinks her husband has been cheating on her ass, so she busted a hot load on his groin while he slept. She also admitted that she had been boozing before the incident. Maverna didn't need to say that. Her glazed eyes already confirmed that little tidbit.
She was charged with aggravated domestic battery. Her husband is in fair condition at a local hospital.
Maverna didn't let a little thing called "getting arrested" get in the way of a hot mug shot. This is how you do it. Yes, Maverna knows that she's about to spend the night on the concrete floor of a jail cell, where prostitutes and junkies will probably try and sit on her face. She knows all of this, but she's going to smile for her mug shot like she means it.
Nothing says "I burned my husband's dick and I don't give an eff" like a smiley mug shot.
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WTG Maverna! She did the right thing. That asshole deserved it.
Submitted by angel_i on October 10, 2008 - 7:39am.
LOls. Are you suggesting she saw doodle and mistook it for noodle? Hehehehe. I don't think so, 'coz noodles never made a girl look so happy! Except for this one time...at band camp.
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I dunno. Mebbe she was tryna make Cup-o-Noodles. Don't judge!
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BEST MUGSHOT EVERRRRR!!!! She could spinkle some glitter on this shit and send it out to friends at Christmas! She does seem quite proud of herself, doesn't she :)
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I like her. For a mama that scalds the peen, she's cute. Even love that she did her lipstick in shocking pink before she got her picture taken and in her drunken state got it on straight. Cheers.
Hot dogs should be broiled NOT boiled. Jeez, people...this is AMERICA.
She's my new Hero!!!!!! Hell, when I found out Hubby was cheating on me, I guess I was nice about it. I just shredded all his clothes, poured Hamberger Helper in his work-bag, poured cat-shit and maple syrup in his work boots, and posted his and the other woman's pics and the whole story on Craig's List!! At least I didn't do what MY Momma did to my Daddy........ he came home drunk one night and passed out on the bed, talking about Gloria. Momma's name was MARY!!! So, she wrapped his drunk ass in a bed sheet, and beat him with a cast-iron skillet!!!! Needless to say, I grew up with a single Mom!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
OMFG!! A new Lorena Bobbit, lol!!
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I LOVE THAT MUGSHOT! She looks so happy.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoNN2ndl85A&NR=1
*edited* this video is better
but very sad
Submitted by mike on October 9, 2008 - 1:07pm.
One word: Florida
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*cries* I swear I'm normal, we're not all fuckup/loons in FL!!
The real crime here is that Wet n' Wild lipstick she's got going on!
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That's the greatest mugshot EVER.... Hell hath no fury...... like a woman boilin some water. Ha Ha ha ha ha. This happy chic totally deserves a shot at Hot Slut Of The Week. Oh please Michael, do it. Men all over the country just crossed their legs a little tighter.
Submitted by shandi on October 9, 2008 - 4:39pm.
IDK about the motive. I think she wanted to have a life of her own. Her brother asked her why she wouldn't let her mom see Kaylee and her respone was "maybe I'm a spiteful bitch"
I think she was jealous of Kaylee.... And Her mother loved that little girl
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Anut Mame
I tought that she sold Kaylee at first...But with the evidence against her, I think she killed her
daughter. I don't know why it is taking so long to get this bitch locked up...The only thing that I can think of is that they need a lot of evidence since there is no body. IDK
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Any ideas on a motive? I would like to know WHY she did it? I'm guessing because she just got tired of the responsibility. And they are saying that she never really wanted the pregnancy to begin with. But why not give her to the grandma, who obviously loved the little girl? Just say "Mom, I can't handle this anymore and I need Caylee to stay with you for a while. Please."
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*twirls a piece of string around* haha MsLewis, you fell for it.. *watches you follow it around the room like a wil kitty cat*
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Sorry, I was eating and got distracted again!!!
My mother said the wife had boiled a lot of water and put it in a mop bucket (those big buckets you use to mop the floor) and poured all that hot water on his private parts!!! He had to stay in the hospital for about two weeks. She was arrested but released within a couple of days and went to live with her parents. He left also but nobody knows where he went.
That's all I know. They didn't have any kids my age so they weren't exactly on my radar back then.
Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 3:15pm.
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You are absolutely right.
But there's nothing wrong with not being exactly upset if that were to accidentally happen by someone else's hand... OK fine, that's wrong too.
Damn.
I'd be smiling, too, if I just scalded my cheating husband's dick!
Well, they sort of disappeared from the neighborhood within a short time. Like I said, I was distracted by my new shoes!!!
Submitted by mslewis on October 9, 2008 - 3:51pm.
LOL! So what happened? I am easily distracted by pancakes and shoes, too, and I'm 24, so don't feel bad :)
Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Dang BamBam this whole time i thought you was a lady friend. I had no idea you had the cock and balls! Just cause of your avie not cause of anything you type...
BamBam likes the big girls then. Ok.
I thought it was like , " Im a big girl, love it punks"
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Sooooo, What in the fucking FUCK happened.. Gonna just leave us hanging here w/ our dicks on fire?? Mslewis??
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I tought that she sold Kaylee at first...But with the evidence against her, I think she killed her
daughter. I don't know why it is taking so long to get this bitch locked up...The only thing that I can think of is that they need a lot of evidence since there is no body. IDK
When I was about 12 years old and more innocent than today's 12 year olds, I heard a man screaming outside our house. He was jumping around and yelling something about his "dick" and what she had done to it. My father went to him and did something with a cloth while my mommy called an ambulance (this was before 911). While this was going on, his wife came out and said something about this was the last time his "dick" was going into the wrong "p.u.s.s.y" and saying she hopes she "burned it off."
Well, after all the excitement, I desperately wanted to know what was going on and my mother promised she would tell me "in the morning." Well, in the morning she cooked pancakes with strawberries on top (my favorite) and then took me shopping for new shoes, so of course I totally forgot about what had happened the night before. Didn't even think about it for years. I finally found out when I was 25 when something triggered my memory and I mentioned it to my mother.
Boy, pancakes and new shoes . . . doesn't take much to distract me!!
I normally don't condone violence but way to go bitch!
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I like how she's smiling with her eyes. Hawt!
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 1:48pm.
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Not hardly. I just don't believe women should commit acts of violence against men anymore than men should. We're physically stronger, anything we do to a woman would be an abuse of that advantage. Men have to develop good communication skills without resorting to violent acts if they have domestic spats. That doesn't give women the right to exercise their anger against their men. Just because men are stronger it doesn't mean they should take punishment.
And I do feel equally for both sides on this issue. I'm just amazed at what people think is okay behavior for women.
Off Topic:
Casey Anthony either sold her child, or killed her. I am sooo glad they are going to press charges against her. My only peeve is what took them so damned long? To wait six weeks before reporting your child missing is unforgivable. My thirteen year old was out past dark last year and I had the cops out looking for his ass.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
She sure looks proud of herself.
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What happened? Did she find out James faked his death and was shacked up with some bitch.
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Auntie Mame- I agree w/ the Casey Anthony thing, too! I am obsessed. I hope they find her little girl alive. :(
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Team Maverna! Woot!
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that's what the bitchslut deserved for cheating on this beauty, you go girl!
Submitted by bambam on October 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
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It made your weenie hurt reading that story, didn't it?
Submitted by shandi on October 9, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I know... stupid cunt
Oh thanks everyone I see her beatuiful smile now!
Once I got out of the hospital and recovered a bit I would beat the living shit out that woman and let the chips fall where they fall.
Only if he did something similar to her would he deserve to be attacked like that. Period.
Best mugshot evah! Yes, please make her HSOTD!
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 9, 2008 - 1:34pm.
I do too! I heard that they are going to press charges as soon as Tuesday. I hope she fucking kills herself or gets tossed around like the whore that she IS
Submitted by Stay-lo on October 9, 2008 - 1:36pm.
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Stay-calm Stay-lo, I can see her avie! She's there! It's okay! (It may take you logging out and logging back in to see it, but it's there!)
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Good for her!!! You go girl! And if you happen to see Casey Anthony while you are in jail...
Please kill her for me!
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Right on! I hate that lying skank, Casey Anthony!
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Please add me to the list of people that HATES Casey Anthony! She obviously doesn't give a damn about her child, who is most likely dead. So sad.
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I see Manerva!
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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes...
HELP ME PLEASE SOMEONE!
I'm trying to change my Avie to this hot bitches mug shot and nothing is happening???? Anyone have a clue what i'm doing wrong???
She didn't want to kill him...........she just wanted him to know what hell feels like uh huh.....good job well done
i think im in looooooooovvveeeee!!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on October 9, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Good for her!!! You go girl! And if you happen to see Casey Anthony while you are in jail...
Please kill her for me!
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xxyxz
Right on! I hate that lying skank, Casey Anthony!
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
I just had to. I love this woman and her happy burnadick smile!
Raniya, I feel you. Florida is fucked up.
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