Thursday, October 9th 2008
Jenny Aniston's Dream Job!
Fucked up reality show alert! A casting notice has gone out for what sounds like the one of the most desperate, offensive, insane and despicable reality pieces of trash to hit our TV screens in a long time. Basically, it's going to be the greatest reality show ever. Here's the breakdown:
New reality show seeking female celebrity who wants to have a baby but does not have a man in her life. Multiple episode show for major cable network will help her find the ideal sperm donor and then get pregnant. Process will include the finest fertility doctors. All inquiries will be kept private and confidential.
What bitch is willing to get turkey basted on a reality show for a little fame? Holly Madison?! Wait....Wait.... This is just the break that international supermodel Phoebe Price needs to jump into the hearts of every household in America!
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Snowy, OMG I love that site.. I could look at it for hours.. But some of the people that post on there are over educated.. Hmph! *glares* lol.. haha!! Back to work now for me.. I'm a lil OC'd out.. So I think I can file all these papers in .3 seconds..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Mel-tang ~That was the only part I saw of Real Housewives, and I wanna know who Big Papa is too!
poor woman. at least her baby will have good hair. or something like that.
Jenny looks like she just cut the cheese (with her chin) in that picture and is embarrassed. The look on her face is like, "Sorry, baby gotta little gas from eating a Cobb salad every fucking day of my life."
I think a reality show should be devoted to finding out who Big papa is on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 9, 2008 - 11:46am.
Who's got a stalker? Fuck that's scary!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Ryan Gaycrest is the DEBIL!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 9, 2008 - 11:44am.
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That is messed up! (Let me know the time and what station it's airing on, m'kay?) ☺
Chris, we can submit VLL's stalker for that show! She'd be PERFECT!
hahahahhaha
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
I'll bet this was Ryan Seacrest's idea.
He needs to be put in front of a firing squad, if only for subjecting us to the fucking Kardashian family.
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 9, 2008 - 11:30am.
Oh Jesus.
*rolls eyes*
when will this shit STOP?
I'm still waiting on a show with assisted suicide. I can see the casting call:
Totally original reality show seeks people depressed and/or with a terminal illness for fun-loving trip to the final frontier. Compete for a fully paid funeral and $500,000 for your grieving family. Dr. Jack Kavorkian will host. Winner will die on camera during the season finale!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
okie that's a funny site, thanks
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 11:41am.
REALITY SHOWS ARE THE DEBIL
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LMAO...I thought I was the only one who said "DEBIL" now I feel like I've found a friend! ☺
Lohan? Or does she have a man in her life?
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J'espère:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCJIU6a_u0
hahaha, Click on this and read what the paper says.. aunt flow
Bwahahahaha
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/6077
REALITY SHOWS ARE THE DEBIL
and my gawd, that's a fukkin ugly woman. UGLYYYYYY hell, she'd be an ugly man!!
That sounds soooo boring. Can you even imagine what it'd be like to watch that? Who would sit there while some overdramatic chic was looking through donor profiles? I would gouge my eyes out if forced to watch this mess.
Good lord. Is this a Fox show?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Just when you thought reality shows could go no lower....boo
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
That aint right!
Some bitches should never be mothers.
Thats not right for the poor baby
To be created just because a ho WANTS something does not mean the child will be really lovd or cared for.
Babies are not accessories and play things!______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
seriously, her chin looks like it hurts
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I would have to say "NEIGHHHHHHH" to this shit.
Submitted by Bossy on October 9, 2008 - 11:33am.
I'm sorry, why the fuck does she always smile like that? It's so unflattering and unattractive.
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She looks the same way when she's not smiling...unflattering and unattractive! ☺
A dating or finding true love in front of a gazillion viewers reality show was fucked up enough, but now someone wants to find a guy to impregnate her? Desperation (not for a baby, but for attention) truly reeks from this and it smells like another shit reality show...only this time it involves creating a baby? SICKSICKSICKSICK!
Tailor made for Winona Ryder. They can feature her shoplifting the pregnancy test, baby clothes, etc.
I'd like to see her try to get out of Babies 'R' Us with a shitload of stuff!
I'm sorry, why the fuck does she always smile like that? It's so unflattering and unattractive.
well thats all that matters, the healthiest sperm donor. ;)
Good Gwad!! Look at that CHIN! Horsey.
Now I'm craving oats! Thanks a lot, Jennifer Aniston!
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Oh Jesus.
*rolls eyes*
when will this shit STOP?
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
lmao