Thursday, October 9th 2008
Jenny Aniston's Dream Job!
Fucked up reality show alert! A casting notice has gone out for what sounds like the one of the most desperate, offensive, insane and despicable reality pieces of trash to hit our TV screens in a long time. Basically, it's going to be the greatest reality show ever. Here's the breakdown:
New reality show seeking female celebrity who wants to have a baby but does not have a man in her life. Multiple episode show for major cable network will help her find the ideal sperm donor and then get pregnant. Process will include the finest fertility doctors. All inquiries will be kept private and confidential.
What bitch is willing to get turkey basted on a reality show for a little fame? Holly Madison?! Wait....Wait.... This is just the break that international supermodel Phoebe Price needs to jump into the hearts of every household in America!
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Jennifer Aniston was just offered $20 million to reprise her role in a sequel to The Breakup. She also was in the top 10 list of actors who gets the most returns on every dollar she is paid for her movie roles. So she is definitely on the A list of actors and would not appear in a reality show!
it would be way funny if they missed with the turkey baster and did the full cum-shot on aniston's face--exactly that picture with the full gizz mayonaise goo all over it--especially on the chin. that would be some good tv.
She looks like that "claymation" figure in the old Christmas specials---like Fred Astaire, but definitely a dude.
It should be a lesbian like like Lohan, then it wouldn't be embarassing to themself. Think about it, Lesbiens don't want the dick anyway, if it's a single straight celebrity actress, it's like she's insulting herself, it's like saying, I'm not good enough to get a man or something, who'd want to do that? At least with Lohan, it would make sense, like she and Sam want to have a family or something!
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It's going to be a low rent celeb.
She may not seem A-list but I think she is still considered A-list.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect. The show was made for The Big Chin.
Any actress that would get involved in this insanity should be slapped AND sterilized.
I've never liked Chinnifer as an actress, but there's NO WAY she would embarrass herself with this crap. Trust, she's living the life.
I didn't hear anyone on here tonight diss single mothers. I heard people say that some of them had kids and a supportive family and STILL they find raising kids painful and challenging at times.
So let's not get our knickers in a knot over something that didn't actually get said.
Sounds like we all agree that it is a fortunate child that has a good mum, single or otherwise.
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Jesus, that chin.
Didn't Clay Gaykin just do this? Film him. Just never ever air it.
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there are shitty mothers who are single mothers, and there are shitty mothers with all the help in the world. Single or married have little to do with it--its the individual person. I don't think anyone was overtly judging single mothers, fuck it isn't the 50's anymore, I think people were judging the twatty behavior of a woman using her decision to become more famous, or to get more attention. You know, the Angelina Syndrome....
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To the writer, stop hating on Jenn!
Submitted by original putas on October 9, 2008 - 1:48pm.
"A big fuck off to anyone, single, married, or other who is too damn self absorbed to do a good job at parenting."
WORD.
"Being married or coupled up is no guarantee for anything. To those cunts bragging about their stable lives and great husbands: to hell with you, if you were so hot you wouldnt be wasting time judging single mothers."
No one should be judging, because those who do have their own flaws. But it is fair to say if possible, it is best to have a normal family unit but who's to say what 'normal' is anymore?
I also love the mothers who spout the number of children they have as affirmation to their adequate mothering abilities. Cuz there are no bad mama's with 3 kids! LMAO!! *roll eyes*
I didn't read all of the posts so if that was offensive to anyone, well, you'll get over it.
Marriage doesn't mean shit until you raise the roof on it. I've known some pretty fucked up married people. I've also known some pretty fucked up "families".
Props to any single woman who has her child and raises it right. Meaning this woman has handle on her emotional, spiritual, and physical well being, and can pass these qualities along to her child.
A big fuck off to anyone, single, married, or other who is too damn self absorbed to do a good job at parenting. Being married or coupled up is no guarantee for anything. To those cunts bragging about their stable lives and great husbands: to hell with you, if you were so hot you wouldnt be wasting time judging single mothers.
This realty TV shit is for the birds, but thats a whole other matter.
Is Katie Holmes auditioning turkey basters again???
TommyGirl is not a man...he's a ass.
I forgot all about the W magazine coming out. Lets see how well of a job Brad did with the photo shoot.
I love the concept! Maybe Isis? Or one of the Olsen trolls? Maybe this is the dawn of the real Truman Show? Whoever is born on reality t.v. should be forced to stay in the reality t.v. world, a life of servitude like the royal family.
Ew, Pheobe price would TOTALLY do it. Babies are such a great hollywood accessory. MK, you know she reads this blog, now you gave her the idea. She will probably dye the kids hair red too.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 9, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I agree with a lot of what you say. Probably as I was raised by an emotionally unstable - thrice married- single mother.
On the other hand... if the prospective mother is a strong and stable person (like you mentioned) then I think it could work. One sane parent is a lot more than many of us get unfortunately.
However, there's a snowflake in hell's chance that that type of person wants to be on a reality show right?
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
ubmitted by Hekki on October 9, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Wyle E: It's a shame, isn't it?
Pardon me for getting on my high horse, but I feel strongly about this. At least in the case of this particular woman: If someone is so neurotic and screwed up that she can't even carry a romantic relationship to the level of commitment and reproduction, how is she going to raise a CHILD?
That is a very, very good point. Parent-child relationships are difficult and giving up on a romantic one relationship just to then give a maternal one a try is a bad idea. On a semi related note, some woman dropped off her teenage kid at a Nebraska new haven center today (the type of place intended for teens to drop off babies). hahaha did she think that she could just break up the parent-child relationship like she did with all her romantic entanglements? Yes, yes she could have been in a bad financial situation but that's still no excuse for abandoning a relationship you created.
Shank you, Bossy! ☺
Submitted by Hekki on October 9, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Actually, I know some fabulous women who are single because the pool of decent men out there willing to commit is microscopic. Women don't need men anymore! If she wants to have a baby by herself, I won't judge. I have more problems with the women in committed relationships getting IVF and having 15 babies at 45!
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Euphoria--that's nice, good to be getting back into the groove of things. I definitely wasn't seeing it as a bad thing, just suddenly saw a lot of funny posts from you in one thread. Welcome back.
Wyle E: It's a shame, isn't it?
Pardon me for getting on my high horse, but I feel strongly about this. At least in the case of this particular woman: If someone is so neurotic and screwed up that she can't even carry a romantic relationship to the level of commitment and reproduction, how is she going to raise a CHILD?
I have two kids, and it's hard enough to raise them with a fantastic husband in a happy, stable marriage. And there's someone to share the joy and pain (no exaggeration) of watching them grow. Not to mention the expense!
To deliberately set out to have children without a committed partner seems insane to me. And if you are going to, you need to be emotionally stable and strong and competent.
Don't get me started...
Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 11:42am.
hahaha, Click on this and read what the paper says.. aunt flow
Bwahahahaha
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/6077
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S HIKARIOUS!!
Interesting chin.....
This sounds as stupid and bad as "Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire?"
I don't think Jennifer A wants kids. She doesn't seem maternal.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 9, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Oh another woman that thinks their child will be put on earth to make them happy and solve all their insecurities.
Here comes another guilt-ridden fucked up kid.
Meh... don't get me started. A friend of mine who has such a mother (as do I) recently said to me, 'I do love her and I hope that she has an easier time in her next life'.
My answer: 'Ýeah. I hope ine has an easier time in her next life too. I also hope she commences it as soon as possible.'
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Will there be a spin-off about the horrific life the child will have???
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Sounds like someone I know IRL. The world's most selfish, self-centered almost 40 and single woman. Who is resentful that all her friends have "settled" for their husbands and are having kids. She's tired of going to bridal and baby showers (I hate that shit, too, though) and other people having all the attention and getting all the gifts.
She complained that the monthly inseminations are getting "expensive". If she thinks THAT part of having a baby is expensive...
Honestly, it's the equivalent of Tyra Banks wanting a baby. Disaster.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 9, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Yeah. I was being generous but really, what are the chances this is going to attract a nice selfless loving motherly type of person.
I can see Hohan getting into this. Ugh!
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Submitted by Bossy on October 9, 2008 - 11:33am.
I'm sorry, why the f*** does she always smile like that? It's so unflattering and unattractive.
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I just read Jenny is making a play for Leonardo DiCaprio.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Wyle E on October 9, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I don't think making babies for that purpose is fair on the child.
That's what makes it completely unethical.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I have no problem with her as a person, but why does she have to make that Gomer Pyle face all the time?
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Submitted by Stoney on October 9, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Supposedly Angelina is going to pose of the cover of W while breastfeeding. *rolls eyes into ceiling*
Jesus, this bitch is too much. So all you have to do to make people forget you're a man-eating whore is steal someone's husband (no matter how unhappy they were, she COULD have waited until after the divorce), have three kids with him and adopt (buy) 3 other kids?
Fuck, it's just so easy!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Hi, Bossy, I'm an "old timer" (not OLD, but just a DL junkie for a long time) here at DListed...been here since back at the beginning. I've been mucho busy lately and don't get to visit as often as I used to, so I guess I'm making up for lost time today! ☺
Add one more show to the continuing re-education of America.
Sorry ya'll I needz to get sum :)
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That's borderline unethical in my opinion. Fine if the celebrity was going to have a donored sperm child anyway... but there's a good chance some dumb Hollywood twat is going to do this for their own fame.
I don't think making babies for that purpose is fair on the child.
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Wyle E Coyote
omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
ChrisE- Thanks, I never heard of that site. I'll have to check it out. I am thinking of showing him, but I don't have the first idea how to go about it. He's from "championship bloodlines" so maybe he's got it in him.
Hi Euphoria, you seem to be having fun with posting today :)
Supposedly Angelina is going to pose of the cover of W while breastfeeding. *rolls eyes into ceiling*
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Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Awwww!!! He's a widdle pwin...ok, enough of the baby talk. That's a beautiful dog! You should put him up on ratemypuppy.com.
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Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 11:56am.
OMG! Whose widdle baby doll is that in your av?! Angel!!!
*edit* Good God, and I'm an English teacher!
*Signs up for "Last Man Breathing" (the suicide reality show)*
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Babies in Hollywood are the latest accessory. It used to be little yappy dogs in designer pet carriers, or a rhinestone-covered Blackberry.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 11:59am.
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Yes...read my office lady comment in the Pizza Face thread. The holy water was code for "cat piss." LOL!
Questions:
Will the two trainwrecks conceive the old fashioned way or with a turkey baster? And will it be on tape? And how can I recover the brain cells I lost just contemplating that?
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 9, 2008 - 11:57am.
Submitted by KD on October 9, 2008 - 11:56am.
OMG! Who's widdle baby doll is thati n your av?! Angel!!!
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Submitted by Euphoria on October 9, 2008 - 11:44am.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 11:41am.
REALITY SHOWS ARE THE DEBIL
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LMAO...I thought I was the only one who said "DEBIL" now I feel like I've found a friend! ☺
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But do you cast demons out of strangers on the street by sprinkling 'holy water' (cat piss) on them? Cuz if you do that too, we're soul mates. :P