Thursday, October 9th 2008
This Bitch Is Hot
Who the fuckity fuck does Cameron Diaz think she's messing with?! Skank needs to turn her pizza face around and keep walking before that hot bitch throws down her blue cup and handles business. That office lady bitch looks like she doesn't give a hell if she's fired from her administrative assistant job for beating that fugly ass Cameron! It would be worth it.
Cameron knew what was up and she quickly backed down and kept walking. That's right, bitch! Offices bitches are looking for a reason to take out their stress on you! That lady's boss probably cursed her out that day and she was aching to let it all out. Hopefully, Cameron learned her place and she won't try that dumb shit again.
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Submitted by Michaela on October 9, 2008 - 10:55am.
I'd love to see that heffa beat down pizza face!! HAHAHAHHAA
I was already laughing at this when I saw it on the sidebar! hooo haaa heffa
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Office Lady needs to smack that smug look off of Pizza-Face-Diaz's face. Go Office Lady, go!!!
p.s. why can't Cammy just BRUSH HER HAIR!?!? She looks like garbage
I'd love to see that heffa beat down pizza face!! HAHAHAHHAA
After a hard day of Powerpoint presentations and eating at her desk, she needs to destress!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 10:54am.
LCT,
It's all good this AM!! The sun actually came out today after 4 straight days of rain!!
*the sun will come up...tomorrow...bet chur bottom dollar*
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We got effing gotdayum bitchface snow yesterday! Shiza! It's all gone now though.
Would anyone really bet their bottom dollar that the sun would come up? Who would actually bet against them?
Submitted by LoLo on October 9, 2008 - 10:49am.
*gives yall back the brownies*
I am for having sentences on screen times as I am of free places today weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
GOOD MOOD TIMES!!!!!!
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Wow! Can share many places of freedom with I?
LoLo!
I think we were distracted by your avie and forgot to say hi!!!
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
LCT,
It's all good this AM!! The sun actually came out today after 4 straight days of rain!!
*the sun will come up...tomorrow...bet chur bottom dollar*
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
LMAO@ Snowy. Jaslene hahahaaa
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
*red face* I am so silly today.
Hey Yall!
My Avie is Bahhhhhhhh Crazy Ass Ling acting a fool in the water!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I have never seen anything more ironic than Cameron Diaz carrying around Smart Water. I'm not sure if it's just because she's borderline retarded or because she was 'smart' enough to pay $5 for water that isn't any better than anything that what comes out of the tap (and, by many accounts, is actually worse). I'm thinking it's both.
LoLo i'm signing helooooooooo to you !
okie: jaslene taught me sign language
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
LoLo who is in your av?? LMAO!!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
LCT: what UP !
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Hi LoLo!
Off Topic:
I just got this sent to me and thought I'd share (sorry if you've heard it before):
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started
cussing.
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios.'
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?
'I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
I can't decide if office lady is contemplating cutting a bitch or is so repulsed by PizzaFace that she's getting ready to throw holy water from the plastic cup on her and say, "The power of Christ compels you. Demon be GONE!"
*gives yall back the brownies*
I am for having sentences on screen times as I am of free places today weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
GOOD MOOD TIMES!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Office gal probably told Cammy that "The Holiday" was the shittiest movie of all time and that if Cammy ever made anything else remotely like it again, office gal would hunt her down and kill her. At least that's what I would have said.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Loooloooooooooo I am for looking to have many sentences at you.
LoLO.. I said hi to you w/ my tongue!! Guess I wasn't doing that good of a job!! *puts tongue back in mouf*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
and keep walking before that hot bitch throws down her blue cup and handles business.
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LMAO F'ing priceless!
Submitted by snowpiece: "She's like "I know this fuckin' Charlie Angel di'int just bump into me. Imma about to bust her in her lip. Diaz my coulo!""
AH HA HA HA!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 9, 2008 - 10:46am.
Carrottop!
How are you this fine Thursday my little pumpkin pie??
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I am just wonderful my little cup of sweet turkey stuffing! How are you?
I dislike Cameron's fugly purse.
Um hello hookers! I done said hello to my hos and NADDA! Nothing!
*flashes dirty undies and takes back my tray of pot brownies*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 9, 2008 - 10:44am.
guys, I just want you to know that DebFromHell's doggie died yesterday.......if she's here today, she needs some love...
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Awww, shit.... :(
Deb - sorry to hear that, condolences to you and yours.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Carrottop!
How are you this fine Thursday my little pumpkin pie??
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
OH god! Poor Deb!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I love how a bunch of dumb asses drink "smart water"
psssssss JUST DRINK REGUALR WATER ASS HOLES!
Out of a re-usable container please!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
guys, I just want you to know that DebFromHell's doggie died yesterday.......if she's here today, she needs some love...
I hope you aren't mad that I said something Deb, I love you.
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You know- dancing in front of the mirror when you're on the phone-checking your reflection and telling your best friend- girl, I think my butt gettin big!
- Nelly "Hot in Herre"
*nods cowboy hat* Howdy, back at you, LCT..
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Sensimina.. yeah, We could have yelled, Fight Fight Fight,, Which would have started something beautiful!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Okie i heart you so much you funny funny bunny
all you hooker i be lovin youuuuuuu
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That office lady says "Yeah so, I slept w/ Justin Timberlake, too.. What's the big deal, How'd you like my sloppy seconds, Bitch!!"
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
GAWD THAT IS AN UGLY WOMAN. Office Lady is more attractive. That's the problem. Pizza face felt threatened by her byootay.
Okie! Snowpiece! Clarissalina! HOWWWDDDDYYYYYYYY!
Submitted by oklahoma on October 9, 2008 - 10:38am.
Haha! I wonder what really took place in this pic. From what I can gather from Cam's melty face, she looks like she just got owned by that bitch as she was walking away.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
So selfish yur a@@ walked away huh ya triflin skank!!! priceless.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
okie that's totally her look but at least we know she's fug even if she doesn't think so.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Cammy, your cutlets are starting to sag!
I love this post.
It's like reading one of those 'you read all this for nothing and now you're the dumb one!' posts, but b/c Pizza Lady is involved, it's worth it.
Great shot! Fuck celebrities!
Fuck, this is more and more funny each time I look at that picture.. I just imagine tht lady grabbing Diaz by her ponytail,and slamming her head into the dirty sidewalk pavement.. Muahahahaaa.
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Cam should hook up with Michael Phelps, seeing as how they're both sort of patron saints of butterface.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
M'kay?
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...it was the afternoon of Halloween
& all the houses shut against a cool wind
& the town was full of cold sunlight
But suddenly, the day was gone
Night came out from under each tree & spread
Ew, and then Cameron is walking away w/ that look on her face, like "i don't know who she thinks she is, but I'm a star!" Yuck! that smug look on her face is pooopy!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
She's like "I know this fuckin' Charlie Angel di'int just bump into me. Imma about to bust her in her lip. Diaz my coulo!"
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
hahahahha- great shot!
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You've been bad to me (woman), but it's comin back home to you!
Your time is gonna come....
-Led Zeppelin
Office lady looks like she would kick a bitch in the chest and not give a fuck. Go on, with your bad self, Office Lady!
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Wha...?
Is it just because of the face that woman is making or did something really happen? I'm slow this morning.
She reminds me of Heather Locklear in that 1st thumbnail.
Other than that, meh.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
"What you say, skinny bitch?! I will Oxycute your fuckin' face with my pimp hand!"
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Damn, Cameron is uglyyyyyyyyyy!