Dildo For Ransom
Couples get into fights for all sorts of stupid reasons. I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area. It felt like I got knuckle punched in the starfish and I'm not into that violent shit! I'm sure Michelle Rodriguez and her "roommate" got into a fight for very similar reasons.
Rush & Molloy reports that at the Mayfair Hotel in Coconut Grove, FL on Sunday morning, MRod woke up guests by banging on her hotel door and screaming at her lady friend.
One guest said, "I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, bitch!' If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back."
And with that, the door opened. Lezzies love their [pleasure toys]!
I'm going to assume that the [pleasure toy] they're talking about is a dildo. But it could be a vibrator, strap-on, chainsaw or whatever the hell lezzies use to do each other with. If MRod was outside of the room, where was the [pleasure toy]? It was up her chocha, right?
MRod is my kind of angry lezzie. I can't even call her a gayelle, because she isn't. Bitch is a straight-up Lezzzie. I threw in an extra "z," because that's how hardcore she is. I bet you that when her partner in pussy finally let her inside the room, MRod really gave it to the bitch with the help of her [pleasure toy].
MK's starfish commentary was seriously the funniest shit I've seen in forever. Angry, this is for you. Take a deep breath and *Whewww* CCCUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTT!!!!!!!
Doesn't that feel better?
She looks so miserable. Stereotypical bitch bull dyke!
SHOOT HER AGAIN MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
ugh! this whore disusts me!
Creepy swimmer's body! Ugh!
Nothing hotter than tough chicks that MEAN it.
Don't just talk the talk.
Slap a bitch!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
This stupid bitch needs a serious beat down.
that picture is toooo funny!
What the hell is going on with her upper body in this picture????????????????????
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 9, 2008 - 7:58am.
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That comment made me LoL!!!!
Rojo Caliente!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WaTch ThIs>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
Some little bitch outside with my Baby girl getting on the bus said she was gonna tell me I'm old or some shit.SO..being the asshole I am I waved to her and said "I'm only 32,I am not old"
Huhhahaaha.Fucking kids.I will beat that kids ass,she is like 15.still.Hood Rat Stuff!
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WaTch ThIs>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
Submitted by Triscuit on October 9, 2008 - 7:56am.
tell 'em the 'ole Bill Cosby routine!.. "if you get out of the bed invisible snakes will bite you and you'll die"... LOL!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I don't know why, but I just can't help but like her. I'd go gay for her. Tough bitches turn me on, I guess.
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
She always looks like she's got a HUGE chip on her should like most angry cooch lickers do.
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Oh Lawdy! Rugby Guys!
ESE..she will BITE you in your sleep......hahhhahhahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I say that to my kids all the time to fuck w/Em!
It is funnay! I am a sick bitch,though♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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WaTch ThIs>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
She could fuck a beeesh up!
Hold me Mommy
edited to say:(pleasure toy)LMfffAO!
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WaTch ThIs>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
i'm with Triscuit, this chick scares me
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
One Angry Latina Cooch Licker
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Oh Lawdy! Rugby Guys!
She looks like she could kick some ass,I am scared
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 9, 2008 - 12:57am.
Agreed. She's a 'Confuser'. You know... one of them chicks that I'd go gay for if I was ever gonna. And as far as I know its not for me.
But in another life...
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Hey TITS. Some of us Aussie girls know about chicken cutlets!
Have a good weekend!
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
Back in the 90's the Mayfair was theee swank hotel to be seen having an affair at.The clubs and eateries in the complex were as good as anything on SoBe.Nowadays it's little better than a Holiday Inn sitting on top of just-above-flea market-grade shopping...And clearly the clientele is anything but A-list.
Michelle Rodriguez looks like one of those women who has a five o'clock pube shadow even after they take the razor to it.
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I like you, but I love the status quo.
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Submitted by TITS on October 9, 2008 - 1:34am.
Sandbitchy it's only Thursday there? When are leaving tomorrow afternoon?
Sounds reeeeely fucking nice.
*do a pats and eds at the wine tasting*
Absofuckinglutely dahhhhling. Will probably disgrace myself.
It's Thursday pm Oz time now and we're leaving Friday morning. Meeting the girls for lunch at the Eagle Heights Hotel.
www.eagleheightshotel.com.au/restaurant.php
and then we're staying here:
www.thecottages.com.au/mount-tamborine-accomodation-cottages.htm
I'll be thinking of y'all while I'm away. My girlfriends in real life don't even know who Chicken Cutlets is! Dumb ho's.
Submitted by James Haven on October 9, 2008 - 12:18am.
...So yes, Lesbians do love drama and corn!
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:D Too funny that! :D
Hey SB, you should team up with anyone who considers her a thorn in their side! Pool your Destructo resources! But just have a bueno tiempo! I'm out of here too. Very lethargic. Send pix! G'nite all!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Sandbitchy it's only Thursday there? When are leaving tomorrow afternoon?
Sounds reeeeely fucking nice.
do a pats and eds at the wine tasting.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 9, 2008 - 1:26am.
SB, you just need to get more creative and vicious! There are ways.
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Oh, we've all fantasized elaborate ways to end Karen's misery, trust. Anywhore, I must go pack my saddle bags for the weekend. Must not forget the antacid...and the body bag.
Talk at ya when I get back :)
SB, you just need to get more creative and vicious! There are ways......
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr D:
Karen needs to accidentally get left at a piss stop somewhere where there are no phones or reception. Buy a clue K-Beotch! Slap the person who tells her about these events!
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We thought we'd lose her after the mountain biking stunt last year but she sticks like shit to a blanket.
We only have Highway 666 and 69. I hear those signs are bolted down securely now! Someone at college had the 69 sign. I guess we're evil fuckers in Az that still reciprocate.
Hump Rd. and Mount Mee, sounds like a serving suggestion.
Karen needs to accidentally get left at a piss stop somewhere where there are no phones or reception. Buy a clue K-Beotch! Slap the person who tells her about these events!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by luckycharms on October 9, 2008 - 12:57am
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You see it too. Sumpthin 'bout the girl makes my tip moist.
Submitted by speakit on October 9, 2008 - 12:07am.
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A dykespike huh? Oh well. tis what it tis. Check my avie hon, if they're thick then I'm there. Tittays are great but it's soooo important to be thick where it counts. Flat butts, no cleavage tushies need not apply here.
There's a reason I'm called bambam dontchaknow.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 9, 2008 - 12:53am.
SB,
Wine tasting in OZ? I am a jelly slut.
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I'll guzzle enough for you and me!
EEG, go fuck yourself and call me later?
SB, I'll wear fishing waders if we ever meet! You should takes some brownies with you! Certain flavors enhance the taste of wine. Must the the chocolate...or something.
OT: dildos...searching memory banks....nada. But I wonder if she was beating on the door with it, baton style!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
We were thinking about going to Mount Mee but it was too close to home.
Hump Road
Mount Mee
I kid you not.
Even though I'm not a lesbian, there is something strangly attractive about this girl. I don't know what it is: I think it is her eyes, lips and glorious long, brown hair. I've decided to quit while I am semi-ahead. *goes to the wet bar for a vodka reality check*
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 9, 2008 - 12:50am.
SB, so no drunken biking? Is your friend going on the trip? You know, the happy troll that biffed it on that trip you sent pix of? Sounds fun! And Mt. Tamborine? I thought Oz was like Phx and almost all of the mtns had funky assed names! How normal and pedantic!
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Miserable Karen? Yes. She'll be complaining the entire time *because she has the diabetes* and can't drink wine or eat cheese. Then she'll gulp down a six pack of Cocksucking Cowboys and a lump of cheesecake...because she's having a hypo. I might kick her off the cliff...
SB,
Wine tasting in OZ? I am a jelly slut.
True Story On/Topic...
My dear (nah not really) ex-husband once put my *toy* and cellphone on a pillow on the couch. Hmmmm...wonder what he meant.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Dr D - I piss on everything I own, yes, I'm a territorial bitch.
SB, so no drunken biking? Is your friend going on the trip? You know, the happy troll that biffed it on that trip you sent pix of? Sounds fun! And Mt. Tamborine? I thought Oz was like Phx and almost all of the mtns had funky assed names! How normal and pedantic!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
LMAO "fix the cooks hairnet"! James Haven, you are a D-Listed treasure. Sweet dreams!
Bonus nachos, Senior Haven!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
James Haven, SB walked up to my leg and pissed on it a while back! I was wondering what that was all about! But then again, she probably had to take a wicked leak too? Bromance? Hey, friends are friends? Good friends are better friends! Shit will always be slung on blogs, even sometimes at friends-much like chimps having a playful poo fight! SB has an excellent curve poo throw!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
WHO'S territorial?
hahahaha
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You've been bad to me (woman), but it's comin back home to you!
Your time is gonna come....
-Led Zeppelin
James Haven must get his beauty sleep!
Great to see everyone!
Thanks for the love ~~~ SmOOches for all!
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Hey Dr D - I'll be out o town all weekend - slap ya when I get back..
I have my annual *girls weekend* this w/e. Going to Mount Tamborine this year. No mountain biking this time though - WINE TASTING!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 9, 2008 - 12:35am.
James Haven, DR. D. is a hetro male! Just so you know! We're both safe! Compliments can be dangerous on blogs....Especially when SandBitch is feeling frisky!
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These Bitches get very territorial!
That's cool Dr. James Haven has had a Bromance going on with mike and Thorny for quite some time now! Real men can have Bromances!
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 9, 2008 - 12:29am.
Thank you Dr. SmOOches
Your friend sounds like a great person! Anyone that helps to make a child's life better (even Angie) deserves respect!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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James Haven, DR. D. is a hetro male! Just so you know! We're both safe! Compliments can be dangerous on blogs....Especially when SandBitch is feeling frisky!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken