Lauren Bacall Speaks The Truth
Lauren Bacall is the kind of memaw that I could have a 6 martini lunch with at Fudrucker's. After about our third one, I'd softly stroke one of her bushy eyebrows and she'd tell me what she really thinks about Tommy Girl. I mean, she wouldn't hold back. She'd hike up her granny panties and let it loose.
In the new issue of Elle celebrating (gross) Botox Kidman, Lauren, who worked with Botox on "Dogville," had this to say about the couple's split:
“Tom had taken off for Penelope Cruz or some godamn thing — one of his more ridiculous moves. Tom Cruise is a maniac. I can’t understand the way he conducts his life."
It's the alien way, Lauren. You don't have to understand it. It's best if you don't. Have another martini. Don't you have more to say about our little midget alien lover? Don't stop.
“When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behaviour is so shocking. It’s inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but, I think, it’s kind of a sickness.”
That's what I like to hear! I think we should all bow down to the great crazy memaw known as Lauren Bacall! She better sleep with two eyes open tonight, because Tommy isn't going to like this. Hold a vial of truth serum close, LoBa. The aliens hate that shit!
Yet another reason to love Bogey's baby!
Penny Cruz and Nicky are filming on the same set in London these days. I wonder how that's been going.
You know what, I bet she was fucking hell on wheels in the rack back in her day!
Speak out, Betty! I've always loved this lady. She tells it like it is -- and she knows talented actors. Tommy Girl ain't stupid enough to take her on.
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For all you folks criticizing her looks... she looks a LOT better than most people who are 84!
I applaud her for being like the only person who's called Tommy Girl crazy. Everyone else acts as if he's normal! Perhaps they're just afraid what the Scientologists will do.....
Speak It, Lauren! You go, gurl!!
I adore that woman. I'd kill to down martinis at happy hour with her. Her autobiography is amazing.
James Haven made a rarely seen guest appearance on this thread!
Ms Bacall rules. Now, I want her to smack down Palin......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That bitch has probably got a shitload of hot stories to tell at a 12 martini lunch. Too bad that at about six I would be listening to them from under the table.
That pic reminds me I need to go have my eyebrows waxed!! LoBA( Funny) On you it works!
That's a hot ass great memaw. I'd hang with this old slut anytinme!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
This is a bitch after my own heart!
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Lauren Bacall ~ hot slut who speaks the truth about TommyGirl.
She'd be a great cougar for me to go after.
Does she looks like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in that pic or is it just me???
I also find that the older I get, the less my "editing console" appears to be in working order. I'm 48 now, and say whatever the fuck I please (always have, though, to some degree). I can only imagine what a bitch I'll be at 80-something...if someone doesn't kill me before then.
Lauren Bacall is still -- still! -- one of the most beautiful women ever, and her frankness only enhances her beauty. Gotta love her!
She might be nice and all but she looks like a bat.
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She is one tough old lady,love her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I would pay really good money to hear what she says about Brangelina.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
How refreshing to hear not only what I consider to be the truth but someone actually expressing an opinion! All today's slebs are all about how much they love every no mark they work with and what shot they put in their smoothies- you forget they are human. I salute you madam. Hope you survive to kick another 100 arses.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Bogie was said to be horse-hung.
Are there photos?
Discuss!
LOVE the long, icky white/gray oldgranny hair no-do.
No hairdresser bills for Bacall!
Plus she was 19 and Bogie was in his 40s when he left his wife for her.
That would be a big escandalo nowadays too.
Although I agree with her on TC.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 8, 2008 - 8:43pm.
IN NO WAY am I defending Tom either, but, damn, Lauren, Bogie was fucking married when you took up with him. Glass houses ...
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Paved the way for Angelina, ect... LOL
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This woman is a legend, she has seen it all. Plus, she fucked both Bogart and Sinatra - now if that isn't a legend I don't know what is. I love everything she says, she has that great gravelly voice.
Lauren Bacall for Hot Slut of the Week!
Love it. Great delivery.
LB might be old, but she is so much cooler and seems much more fun than the douches, jackasses, and twats in Hollywood today. I wish she lived next door to me.
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She tells it like it is, I love her for it. The rest of us are sick and tired of the Tom Cruise egotistical train wreck.
Piss off with your Scientology bullshit, consider your past craziness with your lack of further movie sales.
we don't want to hear it. I'm eagerly waiting not spending money on anything with your name on it.
I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Lauren Bacall is my new hero. I only hope Tommy Girl doesn't put a hit out on her or her family. Go granny go!! :D
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I do wonder what she thinks of Brangelina? NOT that I'm wishing death on her or anything.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Everybody ragging on her for looking old -- she IS old! Leave an old bitch alone! If any of today's Hollywood sluts make it to 84, I doubt they'll look any better.
Yeah, good luck sleeping--two eyes open or not--after seeing this picture. Can Crest please donate some whitestrips?? Yeesh.
Caption THIS.
Bacall may be old, but I bet she could still kick Tommy Girl's ass!
I'd love to hear her opinions on Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, too. A penny for her thought on the selling of their kids pics to the highest bidder.
Sir Tommy told James Haven that he did not like this "old biddy" said: "She's always talking smack about me, James Haven"
Trust. You don't want to get Sir Tommy mad. Even if you are a senior citizen. Sir Tommy does not care - he will hunt her down and force her to watch video of him and John Travolta in Hawaii doing a Hula dance wearing nothing but a Lai! Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Hekki on October 8, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Sometimes there is a fine line between wanting to agree with someone and having fun, and wanting to give serious advice. So please take this in the good spirit it is intended. My father has been ultra squirelly since WWII, but if yours is still sleeping on the couch downstairs because he is afraid of the Viet Cong, he probably needs some major help. And there is help out there. Start with the United States Veterans Administration. It is their job and obligation to make sure his war linked illnesses are properly cared for. This can include both physicatric medication and physical attention. BTW, what is his disability rating? My fathers's was only at 20% until several years ago we go it increased to 80% after we proved he had severe PTSD. It was the difference between 250 a month to over 1,200 a month. Your dad may not be able to do this all on his own; he may need you to do it for him and help guide him thru it. Good luck to you. Let me know.
I can't even imagine her thoughts on Jolie and the ruthless pimping out of kids. But, oh, how I would love to hear them.
Small sidenote: how young and fresh are people expected to look in their EIGHTIES? She's OLD for crying out loud! And the fact that she hasn't let it drive her into retirement or pull her face tight as a drum deserves a huge HOT SLUTHOOD! Come on, nominate that memaw!
Lauren deserves a big hug for being
1) old in Hollywood
2) wrinkly in Hollywood
3) a non-crazy veteran in Hollywood
4) wife of the late Bogie
5) telling it like it FREAKING IS
And Tommygirl better not mess with Lauren, because I get the feeling she's the kinda memaw who would pick up his Munchkin ass and snap it like a twig, then pour Geritol on his head.
Stewie Griffin, and wouldn't he just love that feeling!
Hekki on October 8, 2008 - 8:00pm.
It would be fun if she started posting here.
How do you know she doesn't lolololol
and as for how she looks? please. i'm proud that she's probably the only elderly person who has not chopped up her face in order to look younger. Lauren's old with rinkles and she's damn proud of it! lets give a one man salute to lauren!
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Love Lauren...she's not afraid of anyone, you know she's some serious ass-kicking memaw. Tommy Girl would leave the wrestling ring with a whole martini shaker up his ass...complete with fine crystal martini glasses and garnishes of course because Lauren's a class act.
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Janet Buttimer- Your avie!! hahahaha
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I'm sure some of you are aware of this, but a bit of trivia for those who are not: Lauren Bacall's first cousin is Shimon Peres, current President of Israel, and former Prime Minister.
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She looks just like that "Hellraiser" guy
Submitted by zomay on October 8, 2008 - 8:11pm.
My eyes popped and I remained transfixed for more than a few moments upon reading this gem:
My Grandma (who looked like Al Pacino in a dress)
Dear lord. You should submit that in a sentence form to the Bulywer Lynton contest!
Really.
Not kidding.
You should. Here: http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
Damn that was good.
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Submitted by luckycharms on October 8, 2008 - 8:49pm.
"But she looks like hell. "
She's 84, for chrissakes! Give her a fuckin' break!
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I went to see me parents this past summer in NJ. Both are 73 years old, but a lot more than when i was growing up. Nothing funnier than waking up at 6:30am to coffee and one of my dad s dirty jokes. And somehow my mom has developed a mouth like a trucker...ah good times ,good times.
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God bless the old bag! Thank god there is someone in Hollywood who speaks the truth about that talentless hack with the dangerous cult.
Submitted by luckycharms on October 8, 2008 - 8:34pm.
I love old people, they are funny as hell. Once you get to be a certain age, you just don't give a damn what other people think
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For reals. I can feel it setting in already. I can't wait til I'm 70! I'll say any damn thing to anyone I'm sure!
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