Wednesday, October 8th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

HoHan's big lezzie chichis on display - Egotastic!

Adrianna and Ty from "90210" are doing it in real life - Just Jared

George Clooney joins the Pornstache Club - Towleroad

The Olsen Trolls saying "prune" in London - Popsugar

Don't fuck with Gerard Butler or he'll beat your ass - Lainey Gossip

Kristen Bell's boring political poem for The Gap (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce's House of Wigs - Cityrag

Tara Reid and her man who isn't blind (for the record) - Hollywood Rag

Marisa Miller on a Harley - Hollywood Tuna

Posted by: Michael K


you haters need to back off on LoHo..she paid good money for that rack so I say show 'em off Lindsey!

Stick Stickly's picture

Bitch needs to dye her roots and never wear those sunglasses again....they make her face look manly.

she is really sexy. Seems that she is very hot on **fitnessloving.com***. That is a fitness singles and sports lovers dating club. She must go there to find someone. I also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. Unless you watch it, you won't know how...she is.

stake_spike's picture

When will she stop these stupid stunts? You're no longer relevant, live with it. No one cares about you anymore.

Mickey Anonymouse's picture

Boobs are her only talent.

red_hot_kitchen's picture

Lohan's looking better, but she's still so tough-looking. She needs more lovin', SamRo!

Albatross's picture

GAH. Hohan looks mean and smelly. Make her go away!

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Aamyko.'s picture

Attention Whore

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weenielover's picture

Hohan:
1. Take a bath. You look like you reek like sour ass cheeze.
2. Eat a sandwich. You look like a POW.
3. Go to rehab. See number 2.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

High five to GB. I would have punched that pap just for having the face he does.

Fred Flintstone's picture

I think I saw Tara Reid's man in a porn movie! Obviously he hasn't banged her yet, if he had he would have run out the door screaming after ripping off her clothes and seeing the ogrerish belly of hers. Shit makes me want to puke just thinking about it.

parissucksliterally's picture

why speakit, it is "Your Time Is Gonna Come" on Led Zeppelin's first album, of course!

Heard it in the car on the way to work- had to post it.

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You've been bad to me (woman), but it's comin back home to you!
Your time is gonna come....
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speakit's picture

@PSL

which zep song is that?

speakit's picture

I wanna ride george's 'stache.

parissucksliterally's picture

Marisa Miller is just not pretty to me at all.

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TITS's picture

Submitted by gia on October 8, 2008 - 5:02pm.

there is noooo way hohan's tits are real!! they are magnificent, but they just cant be. they seem to be getting even bigger & fuller, no matter how her weight fluctuates.
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Good call. They should fluctuate with weight gain/loss.

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Euphoria's picture

Well, I see Lezzie Lohan has inflated her silicone funbags to supersize bags of fun. She can deny all she wants about them being fake, but thoses floatation devices were implanted.

roxie's picture

i bet those are silicone, they work better at illusions of realness

gia's picture

there is noooo way hohan's tits are real!! they are magnificent, but they just cant be. they seem to be getting even bigger & fuller, no matter how her weight fluctuates.

rk-d's picture

Those tits are glorious

Aunt Bea's picture

Lohan has old lady arms. Shit, I'm old enough to be her mother and my arms don't look as old as hers!

Salem13's picture

HoHan looks like the 40 yr old trailer trash single mom she was born to be.

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

SeH's picture

The more freckled skin Hohan shows, the more beat she looks. She needs to take notes from Marisa Miller.

Tara Reid's bf looks like she found him at Guido Beach in Jersey.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Those 90210 kids who are allegedly dating (yeah, I don't care enough to figure out their real names)...THAT BOY LOOKS FLAMING!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆'s picture

Oopsie!
hahah
she's amazing!

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

TITS's picture

That man with tara reminds me of dodi fayed.

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Stoney's picture

I have a friend who has very good implants and her tits look exactly like Hohan's. I would bet my next paycheck they are fake. (ok, no I wouldnt')

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Bella's picture

I´m not sure if Lindsey´s tits are fake or real (probably fake though, like most pairs in Hollywood). But they are absolutely magnificent!

day shift stripper's picture

Is standing pigeon-toed supposed to be sexy? I knew kids who had to wear special shoes for that shit.

FTP: Fuck That Puto!

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Clarisse's picture

I knew Gerry had a temper on him! He make me hawt!!!

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Happy Hour's picture

OT... I was sooo pleasantly surprised this morning when I realized that tomorrow is Yom Kippur and I am off.. Shalom!

TITS's picture

No one but no one can surpass Tom Selleck for a stache!

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TITS's picture

Tara Reid and her man who isn't blind (for the record)
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Damn that was funny.

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Justina's picture

Merissa Miller is a much better looking Jessica Simpson.

Tara Reid found herself a perfect match, a dirty old douche.

I can't stand that suck in cheeks/pucker out lips move the Trollsen's ALWAYS do for the camera. Don't they realize that makes them look WORSE and totally fake? They would look so much less offensive in their pics if they opted for natural facial expressions instead.

I know it's an awful show, but a couple of those 90210 twinks are kinda hot. I'd definitely hit. Just for some quick cheap thrills, nothing serious.

Happy Hour's picture

ugh.. that's Hohan's way of saying me me me look at me.. and why do I get upset? beats me..

Salem13's picture

Yes but did Gerard yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

snowpiece's picture

Clooney looks porny and gross
LMAO re Tara's man's not blind (for the record)
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parissucksliterally's picture

Lilo's tittays look HUGE there.
Her lower body doesn't match.....bad outfit.

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speakit's picture

I'M WEARING A TROLL COSTUME RIGHT NOW!!!

*boo*