Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
While making coffee this morning, I accidentally poured the coffee where the water goes and vice versa. I even turned it fucking on. I felt like Jessica Simpson's brain twin. That's until I read this story. Thank you, Charlotte Feeney for being the dumbest bitch of the day!
Charlotte of Connecticut filed a lawsuit against L'Oreal claiming that her life was ruined when she accidentally dyed her blonde hair brunette with one of their products.
Dumb dumb Char accused the company of putting the brunette hair dye in a blonde box. She said that she can never get back to her natural blonde hair color and she's depressed in a major way because of that. She's on anti-depressants, hardly goes out, always wears hats and suffers from anxiety.
Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit.
This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It's best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can't wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I'll be here all week!
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Um yeah okay I vote her into "the douchedom for life" category.
BTW go buy another box you dumb f*cking twat!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
Ooooooooooooooooo. Years ago, I had to dye my hair black to play Pocahontas. I used semi-permanent dye & tried to strip it after. Made the mistake of clipping all my hair to the top of my head while the stripper did it's job. When I took it down to rinse, the hair on the top of my head was clear. I thought for a minute it had fallen out, but it was still there. I guess the stripper really saturated my scalp.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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DEEE DEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
what a moron! I'm blonde and even I don' get the big deal over being blonde, who gives a shit??
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Oh Lord, I'm sure Leno and Letterman will have fun with this one.
She can't be too bright. That part about her not getting attention just made me laugh.
She gives us blondes a bad name. LOL
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Damn, MK, I was thinking you were nominating yourself as DBOTD! LOL
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I think Dumb Bitch of the Day should be a daily feature, MK.
Sherri Shepherd & Gov Palin should be exempt or it would always be one of the two. They each deserve their own stupid quote of the day spot.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
If she loved her hair color so much, why was she using hair dye in the first place? As for getting her natural color back, did her hair stop growing? Dumb bitch, your hair will grow back in with its natural color!!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I don't get it. *twirls blonde hair*
I regularly forget to put the coffee in the machine and end up brewing a nice pot of hot assed water.
Charlotte, you don't get a shred of sympathy from me. If you wanted your natural blonde hair, you shouldn't have dyed it at all. Plus, they tell you to do a test patch first, numbnuts.
I say Short Bus Operator error.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Unless it was the first time she ever dyed her hair, she should have noticed that the shit in the bottle was BROWN and not honey-colored. Stupid WHORE!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
All you need to do is go to the salon and have them strip your hair of the offending dye.
What a dumb bitch.
I bettcha she turns onthe light after sex by kicking the car door open too.
*rolls eyes*
If she loved her natural blonde hair so much, why is she buying hair dye?
Um if her natural hair is blonde then it should grow back blonde. She's an idiot.