Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
While making coffee this morning, I accidentally poured the coffee where the water goes and vice versa. I even turned it fucking on. I felt like Jessica Simpson's brain twin. That's until I read this story. Thank you, Charlotte Feeney for being the dumbest bitch of the day!
Charlotte of Connecticut filed a lawsuit against L'Oreal claiming that her life was ruined when she accidentally dyed her blonde hair brunette with one of their products.
Dumb dumb Char accused the company of putting the brunette hair dye in a blonde box. She said that she can never get back to her natural blonde hair color and she's depressed in a major way because of that. She's on anti-depressants, hardly goes out, always wears hats and suffers from anxiety.
Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit.
This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It's best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can't wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I'll be here all week!
Thanks George
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 8, 2008 - 2:20pm.
christine, in my experience, none of them know better. One of them was a GF/friend for a while and she talked me into getting my straight hair permed one time. I took one look in the mirror and almost barfed! I went home and just shaved the whole thing off myself with my trimmer before any of my friends ever saw it. She was PISSED! It's the one good thing about being a guy,
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I didn't know there were going to be boys here.
Better put on some clothes!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
DeeDee, to stupid people it probably does!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
lawd.....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJKLU1NcCo&NR=1
I feel like bein nekkid. Stupid blonde bimbo's make me want to be nekkid. Why? Discuss.
No really.
Carrottop!
How trix?? Ready to come back to the dark side yet??? Mmmmm Butler.....Mmmmmmm....
Xxyxz,
How is the inlaws?? Have they started mysteriously disappearing yet?
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Didn't the color of the dye after she mixed it tip her off? I mean blonde hair dye doesn't look like brown hair dye right?
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christine, in my experience, none of them know better. One of them was a GF/friend for a while and she talked me into getting my straight hair permed one time. I took one look in the mirror and almost barfed! I went home and just shaved the whole thing off myself with my trimmer before any of my friends ever saw it. She was PISSED! It's the one good thing about being a guy, I always have the option of just cutting it all off! Now I only let my perpetually drunk, but talented, Uzbekisatni barber, Roman, do my do. He charges $10 and is a minute walk from my house!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
this wasn't one of the Spears or Simpson girls, was it?
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
allrite, now it's a party, happy humpty day beeches!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I am sweet and good! Ask anyone who's licked me.
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You or the toad?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Uhm, on the switching hair dye thing.....what normal person would actually BUY an open box of hair dye, much less an open box of anything else?
I tried to bleach my hair out to platinum by myself once. I couldn't get it past the yellow stage. So I dyed it red and it was one of the most beautiful, vibrant red haircolours I've ever had. Hmm, someday I shall do that again...
Submitted by angel_i on October 8, 2008 - 2:11pm.
This reminds me of one of my FAVOURITE songs!:
Special Ed
His momma dropped him
On his head
And now he's not so
Bright, instead...
He's just a little bit speshul!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM&feature=related
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FUNNEE!!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 2:03pm.
HAH. Neil Diamond is singing ky woman right now. 'sweet and good, there ain't no doubt'.
snicker snort snuffle
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I am sweet and good! Ask anyone who's licked me.
Clarisse
Long time no see! xoxo
I think ya'll are giiving her a hard time remember she is a *blonde* maybe she doesn't know how to read. :(
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 8, 2008 - 2:11pm.
It's called read the fucking label, bitch!
What a moron.
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She said they put brown coclor in a blond box....so she did read the label, they just messed up, thats not what makes this story moronic eh?
Its goin over your head...
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Hey Clarissalina *smooch*
Submitted by xxyxz on October 8, 2008 - 2:12pm.
LCT-alina
Hi hooker
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Hey hot sloot, how are ya??
All of my favorite hookers here! Hello hwores!
*slaps xxyxz's ass*
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 2:03pm.
HAH. Neil Diamond is singing ky woman right now. 'sweet and good, there ain't no doubt'.
snicker snort snuffle
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Change just brings problems - Doug
she probably has a horse face, anyway.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
LCT-alina
Hi hooker
Did Charlotee use the same Phoebe Price litigation management team?
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It's called read the fucking label, bitch!
What a moron.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
This reminds me of one of my FAVOURITE songs!:
Special Ed
His momma dropped him
On his head
And now he's not so
Bright, instead...
He's just a little bit speshul!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM&feature=related
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Quick, someone get some more so we can match her carpets, then she'll REALLY be screwed!
Dr.D stylists should know better, even I know if I made that drastic of a hair change, I'd have to do something about my eyebrows.
haaha at C word's blond joke! love them!
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Ugh!
Been there with the coffee thing MK...ha ha!
I suppose it would the height of foolishness to remind Charlotte hair does indeed grow. And with the length of time it takes for a civl suit to actually make it to trial (2 years if your lucky)her hair color would have grown out.
Im black and whenever I dye my hair blond, I get sooooo much attention cuz it looks so nice on dark skin.....being blond is the bomb!!!!
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christine, I know some stylists and they always have funky hair! Must be getting bored at work.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Blondie thought: "I threw away the box that said 'brunette' on the cover, so they can never prove that I bought the wrong box all along, and they'll have to reward me the money. Aha!!"
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Oh so THAT'S why they put little safety stickes on boxes of hair dye. So people can't switch the contents.
OMG! I'm sooooo going to rite aid for lunch and switching the hair dye around! :P
Charlotte: So, like what are you like, saying MK? I can like, get my blonde back? What kinda like, voodoo are you like, talking about? Like, should I like, totally make a wish and like, wake up blonde again? Like, you're the dummy, MK.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
We should welcome her as the new spokesperson the the now mousey dumb blond hair hall of fame! I just hope she doesn't shop for birth control in the constipation aisle, as 'constipation' and 'contraception' are very similar words and she certainly is too stupid to be allowed to breed!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I think some of the hair dye seeped into her brain if she thought anyone would take this case seriously.
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 8, 2008 - 1:58pm.
I love it when ugly chicks dye their hair blonde people will automatically think they're "hot". Bitch, some of us can tell the difference and you're still ugly.
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Hey! That is not why I dyed my hair blonde! *puts on 14 inches of makeup and stuffs bra*
my numb cunt sister pulls this shit, she has blach eyebrows and dyes her hair screaming white blonde and the best part? she's a fucking beautican.. bwwaaaaaaaa
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Oh so THAT'S why they put little safety stickes on boxes of hair dye. So people can't switch the contents.
I once in a early morning stupor put coffee beans in the cats food dish.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
"Dumb bitch of the day" yup, that sounds like an appropriate tag.
Hey Nitty
It's a shame the pharmacist didn't confuse her anti-depressants with laxatives.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Hmm, I didn't know as a blonde, I'm entitled to extra attention. Why didn't someone tell me this years ago?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I bet Charlotte's pregnant or soon will be.
And since we're on the subject, here's a fave blonde joke of mine:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
We need a picture of this queef brain
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Yes, patch test!!! Hellooooooooooooo!?!?!?
Guess the dumb twat didn't READ the instructins, just looked at the illustration?
This happened in 2005.....so what color is her hair now? And why not spend the money to see a PROFESSIONAL to fix the problem? And...how many attorneys did she go thru to find one who would take her case?
I'd love to see a pic of her.
And who knows, maybe she was out to make a killing by suing.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Perfect example of why our society has moved toward legislating us to DEATH as well as ridiculous lawsuits costing tax payers $$$. Too many dumb sluts have no common sense and cannot function unless there's a warning/disclaimer label on the box. GRRRRR
I love it when ugly chicks dye their hair blonde people will automatically think they're "hot". Bitch, some of us can tell the difference and you're still ugly.
My family has NEVER had a coffee machine we do it with one of those hand handle filters, that comes on a stick.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Charlotte..bless your heart it is a cruel world outside anyways.. just keep your hat on and stay inside all the time sweety it will be ok.