Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
While making coffee this morning, I accidentally poured the coffee where the water goes and vice versa. I even turned it fucking on. I felt like Jessica Simpson's brain twin. That's until I read this story. Thank you, Charlotte Feeney for being the dumbest bitch of the day!
Charlotte of Connecticut filed a lawsuit against L'Oreal claiming that her life was ruined when she accidentally dyed her blonde hair brunette with one of their products.
Dumb dumb Char accused the company of putting the brunette hair dye in a blonde box. She said that she can never get back to her natural blonde hair color and she's depressed in a major way because of that. She's on anti-depressants, hardly goes out, always wears hats and suffers from anxiety.
Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit.
This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It's best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can't wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I'll be here all week!
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Clarisse, cool! As long as Jeffro doesn't mind and we can keep our respective sides of the sammie from cross contamination!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
So she's dying her natural blonde hair blonde...and also didn't see what the fuck she was putting in her hair?
You mean you'll put up with a yellow spongy discharge than smells like a dead cat only to fuck the place it came out of?
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Brush your teeth and I'll tell ya. LOL
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 8, 2008 - 2:45pm.
You ladies would be amazed at what us guys will endure if it means we're getting laid at the end of it all!
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You mean you'll put up with a yellow spongy discharge than smells like a dead cat only to fuck the place it came out of?
I'm tempted to have angel P-shop up my avie with make up, long hair, earrings, and crap. For stealth purposes.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Guess I'll just hafta get you at both ends. :-)
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Dr. Destructo!
Post real quick and i'll be the meat in a Dr. Destructo / Jeffro sammie!!!
Yea me!!!
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Back at ya, Dr. D.
Us menfolk is simple and we like it that way.
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
*is it safe to come back in*
...guess not. Dlisted Ladies are still yapping about chick shit.
High 5 Jeffro!!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 8, 2008 - 2:42pm.
HAHA, that's one thing I'm jellis of boys, they fuck up their hair, they can shave it off and start over.
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You see the guy who refused to cut his hair on Paris my BFF, even though it was like half an inch long? Such a loser, you wanna hang you with Pary, you do what the Fu*k she says!
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HAHAHA!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 8, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Oh we're being gross?
Clots, frothy discharge, egg farts during a period, lumpy breastmilk...
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You ladies would be amazed at what us guys will endure if it means we're getting laid at the end of it all!
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Carrottop!
No worries! I'll keep him nice and warm for you!
Well, I took a stroll on the old long walk
Of a day -I-ay-I-ay
I met a little girl and we stopped to talk
Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue
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*swaying to the tunes*
What a great song. I have 5 verions on my iPod that all play in rapid fire. GB's version is better.
angel, a good 'screw you buddy' works much better on me! I was an EMT and after doing that, not much shocks me anymore. I've cleaned up people with scoops shovels at wrecks and shoved brains back into people's heads, but at least I let people know I am a 3 legger! ;-)
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Oh we're being gross?
Clots, frothy discharge, egg farts during a period, lumpy breastmilk...
okay, no clothes shopping and trips to the scrapbook store, I'd rather nail my dick to a burning building. :-)
Hanging out in the lingerie dept used to work, but then I get funny looks, and let's face it, nothing is gonna fit my fat ass anyhow. LOL
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
HAHA, that's one thing I'm jellis of boys, they fuck up their hair, they can shave it off and start over.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 8, 2008 - 2:39pm.
angel_i:
yeast infections, hemmoroids, HPV...yadda, yadda, yadda.
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Shoes! I need to buy shoes! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Submitted by xxyxz on October 8, 2008 - 2:31pm.
*adds honey color streaks to dee dee's virgin hair*
i'll be gentle... I promise!
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*smoochies* Hey chica!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
angel_i:
yeast infections, hemmoroids, HPV...yadda, yadda, yadda.
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Carrottop!
No worries! I'll keep him nice and warm for you!
Well, I took a stroll on the old long walk
Of a day -I-ay-I-ay
I met a little girl and we stopped to talk
Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Clarisse! Ahh, yes, this will be a fun trip to Rio!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 8, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 8, 2008 - 2:29pm.
There are boys here?? Shit...let's get rid of them. Period, breast feeding, tampons, douche, are they gone yet???
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2 Drink- I've been married 13 years, you can't say shit to me that I haven't heard. Sorry. :-)
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Wow, but she didn't even get started...
Menstrual, discharge, cramps, shopping...
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Jeffro11 !!
Awesome!!! "I'm gonna flash' em, Joe!"
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pissin myself.
"I'm gonna open this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!" "you and your cheap fuckin fashion shows."
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Dr. Destructo!
Under the suit…hmmm…well, it's not clear like a frozen pond…more like a well trimmed tree-lawn…
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
BBL
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Carrottop!
How trix?? Ready to come back to the dark side yet??? Mmmmm Butler.....Mmmmmmm...
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Almost... the image is AALLLMMOOOSTTT gone. But love him up good for me in the meantime. How you beeeeen?
2drink
Tell your evil twin to come to my house after 5 p.m. ;)
Jeffro11 !!
Awesome!!! "I'm gonna flash' em, Joe!"
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
ugh.this is gotta be the lamest lawsuit. well besides the lady I used to work with who sued the city of LA for triping on the sidewalk.. true story..
Money grubber. Baby. Whiner. Now, if she had a spiral perm gone bad (c. 1989), then I could understand the despair.
Shit, I'm starting to sweat and smell like fear for some reason? Sorry, but I can't resist a story where MK uses 'Dumb' as the 1st word in the title.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 8, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Jeffro, don't make me pull out the big guns.
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I also did 10 years in the Navy. BRING IT! LOL
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 8, 2008 - 2:26pm.
This happened to me. I bought blond and got black. But, I just poured a martini and decided to be my evil twin.
Evil twin, too funny.
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She's flat and that's that!
Jeffro, don't make me pull out the big guns.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Charlotte's got nothing on me... I just spent a small fortune on an out of print book. I'm the dumb bitch of the day.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
TITS, I'm only here to mock the hair dolt of the story! Don't put on clothes for my account! If I make you uncomfortable, I can leave the room. I pre-drilled a peek-hole in the wall anyway. I'm getting ready to go in a few minutes, I swear! Just don't stick any pencils in holes in the wall, PLEASE!!! that shit hurts!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Stock - kool aid??? Cherry? LOL, I'll meet you in 1994, Lolapolooza...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
*adds honey color streaks to dee dee's virgin hair*
i'll be gentle... I promise!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 8, 2008 - 2:29pm.
There are boys here?? Shit...let's get rid of them. Period, breast feeding, tampons, douche, are they gone yet???
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2 Drink- I've been married 13 years, you can't say shit to me that I haven't heard. Sorry. :-)
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
Ohhhhh, ok TITS. I don't have any hair dying experience. I'm a hair dye virgin.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
There are boys here?? Shit...let's get rid of them. Period, breast feeding, tampons, douche, are they gone yet???
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Seriously Dr.D. I'm sure she'll claim to be color blind and sue her mom.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 8, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Didn't the color of the dye after she mixed it tip her off? I mean blonde hair dye doesn't look like brown hair dye right?
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The mis doesn't really 'change colour' until it has been exposed to the air for a few mins. I know my red dye is a pinky purple colour after a bit.
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Clarisse, I say go with that thought, unless you're posting from a public library for some reason! Besides, I need to know what's below the wrapping paper....er....bikini.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
This is from the Connecticut Post:
http://www.connpost.com/ci_10659734?source=most_viewed
According to this article, this happened in 2003 !
And she's just suing NOW ?
So .. is this dumb twat still a brunette, to this day ? 5 years later ? I'm thinking, it's probably grown out by now, and she should get past it. If I was able to sue anyone for the hairdo fuckups I've committed over the years, I'd be a gazillionaire by now.
Allrightie. Charlotte is just as bad as the lady who sued Victoria's Secret for her thong-induced eye injury awhile back.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I feel like bein nekkid. Stupid blonde bimbo's make me want to be nekkid. Why? Discuss
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Clarisse: SS lines are like lines from The Godfather, you can always find one that applies to a situation. So in your case...
"I don't blame you, women's bodies are beautiful..."
:-)
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cuz I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass!
In high school I used KoolAid to dye my hair.
Blueberry Kool Aid worked the best.
Afterwards, my friends and I would make a batch of "Trashcan Punch" and get wasted.
This happened to me. I bought blond and got black. But, I just poured a martini and decided to be my evil twin.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656