Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
While making coffee this morning, I accidentally poured the coffee where the water goes and vice versa. I even turned it fucking on. I felt like Jessica Simpson's brain twin. That's until I read this story. Thank you, Charlotte Feeney for being the dumbest bitch of the day!
Charlotte of Connecticut filed a lawsuit against L'Oreal claiming that her life was ruined when she accidentally dyed her blonde hair brunette with one of their products.
Dumb dumb Char accused the company of putting the brunette hair dye in a blonde box. She said that she can never get back to her natural blonde hair color and she's depressed in a major way because of that. She's on anti-depressants, hardly goes out, always wears hats and suffers from anxiety.
Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit.
This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It's best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can't wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I'll be here all week!
Thanks George
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Is like that Pip Cherrio shit storm?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
This place is stupid. Oh wait no, that's supposed to be the forum. Tonic Bitch said it was normal here.
LMFAO!!!!
I have no clue what's going on and please don't tell me.
*GASP*
Ok, ok, ok, NOW THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
"pretend stalker situation"?
that is fucked up. If you are going to call someone out on what you think is their bullshit, use you real name please.
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
-Alanis Morisette "You Learn"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 8, 2008 - 4:08pm.
That is what internet predators do, Aunt Bea.
She pretended to be of youth when in actuality it was a male trying to lure young teens into swapping information.
You all need to be very careful with whom you give your information to even if you do feel a level of comfort while having an idle chat with them.
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
LCT,
*pulls back blankie*
Here, climb in here where it's safe. At least from shit stirrin. *wink*wink*
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got room for one more in there? I don't bite...much.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
LCT,
*pulls back blankie*
Here, climb in here where it's safe. At least from shit stirrin. *wink*wink*
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
.HEART ANGELINA ~ You got this site confused with Pigez Hilton which caters to the intellectually challenged.
Its an honest mistake that patrons of the short bus often make.
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:10pm.
I think you need a padded room and a thorazine drip.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
"Hold me Clarisse. This may be the apocalypse."
I'm sorry.
I'm not a troll but I have just grown tired of a certain pretend stalker situation.
If you do not remember me from many moons ago, I am sorry to startle.
I mostly just read and I do not comment offten.
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
Whaaa?? LA/HA is back as .HA now? I need to get my MPD guide just to keep up.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
How could HA/LA be Chica when Chica HATES Angelina? I think HA/LA would have a stroke before she would write anything bad about her Royal Highness.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 4:04pm.
LCT,
Like in 300!!!! Yea! I think they are breeding though...there's two now...
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Hold me Clarisse. This may be the apocalypse.
Jumping clits!?!? Back on topic again, woohoo!
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Pusssssssssssssssy! Whiney baby!
BTW, I'd like to point out that the original HALA is Chicaloca and VLL IS here.
You will just have to think about that for a second.
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Not much thinking required.
Closing bell just rang, Stock Broker.
Many others in your field are busy.
Odd you aren't.
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
WTF is going on in here people?"
"Stock-Broker eats pussy" is as far as I got because my jaw dropped and my clit jumped....
I'll need some details on that Stock...thanks.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
LCT,
Like in 300!!!! Yea! I think they are breeding though...there's two now...
We were halfway there when the rain came down
Of a day -I-ay-I-ay
And she asked me up to her flat downtown
Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue
So I took her hand and I gave her a twirl
And I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Pusssssssssssssssy! Whiney baby!
BTW, I'd like to point out that the original HALA is Chicaloca and VLL IS here.
You will just have to think about that for a second.
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
.HEART ANGELINA ~ yea, I like pussy. Do you?
BTW, aren't you suppose to be in Detention?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Carrottop,
*puts hands back in LCT panties*
Don't worry. We'll just ignore the elephant in the room.
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Is there some never ending pit we can throw it into?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Fucktard reported
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There's a fucktard in our midst? Where? Where? I scrolled but didn't see anything likely before my finger got sore.
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user@fxnetworks.com
fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
Submitted by oklahoma on October 8, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I kind of hate this whole place. *looks for kizzy's hiding spot* Hope its big enough for both of us!!
Bye LCT!! kiss kiss
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Loves you my darling!
Jeffro11
"always wanted to eat Clarisse."
LMOA! he did want to eat Clarisse....in the GOOD way!
Have the lambs stopped screaming? Oh. Ewwww.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
I kind of hate this whole place. *looks for kizzy's hiding spot* Hope its big enough for both of us!!
Bye LCT!! kiss kiss
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Maybe I should change my avie to a pic of Hannibal Lecter...he always wanted to eat Clarisse.
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Tommy want wingy!
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 3:52pm.
What the hell is this thread about?
I'm outta here
What a pussy!
Jeffro11 !!
"Quid Pro Quo, Clarisse."
Oh god! I just spit out Diet Coke!!!!! Don't worry...i usually swallow.
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I LOVE the dirty ones!!! :-)
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Tommy want wingy!
Jeffro11 !!
"Quid Pro Quo, Clarisse."
Oh god! I just spit out Diet Coke!!!!! Don't worry...i usually swallow.
Carrottop,
*puts hands back in LCT panties*
Don't worry. We'll just ignore the elephant in the room.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
What the hell is this thread about?
I'm outta here
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 8, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 3:43pm.
*pulls hand out of Carrottops pants*
That better?
Man! Let's get back to the boys talkin sex! That brightened up my work day!
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Put it back! The only way someone else's diseased perverted hand won't get in there is if yours stays!
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If she moves her hand, im putting my lips there...you know which ones I mean....and theyre so wet and slimy cuz ive been licking them all day and letting them rest on other mens whomboopsies.....you like that dont cha?
( o )( o )( 0 )( 0 )( * )( * )( < )( < )( O )( O ) ( ^ )( ^ )( > )( > )( . )( . )
HAHAHA!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 3:43pm.
*pulls hand out of Carrottops pants*
That better?
Man! Let's get back to the boys talkin sex! That brightened up my work day!
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Put it back! The only way someone else's diseased perverted hand won't get in there is if yours stays!
Fucktard reported
Clarisse: that ugly troll scared the boys away. Just when I was getting excited to discuss anal sex again, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Man! Let's get back to the boys talkin sex! That brightened up my work day!
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Quid Pro Quo, Clarisse. :-)
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Tommy want wingy!
*pulls hand out of Carrottops pants*
That better?
Man! Let's get back to the boys talkin sex! That brightened up my work day!
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Dumb troll of the day...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 8, 2008 - 3:37pm.
I feel very uncomfortable right now.
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Maybe you have the wrong shoe size? Or you have ezema...makes you itchy and uncomfortable....
@PSL-huh?
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HAHAHA!
LOVE CARROTTOP on October 8, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 3:17pm.
*sigh*
Carrottop,
How is it that we lost VVL, but this thing stayed?
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Sheer luck, my dear. And by luck I mean getting ass-fucked.
- and the suicide hotline banned her phone number...
again.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
LCT, this troll is too stupid to even realize when she is being ignored or insulted!
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
-Alanis Morisette "You Learn"
I feel very uncomfortable right now.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Wait!
CTH,
Did you just pull MY pants down? Well hell, don't run away! Sit....here....
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*Throws CTH to the ground*
Ill be taking that if you please....
( o )( o )( 0 )( 0 )( * )( * )( < )( < )( O )( O ) ( ^ )( ^ )( > )( > )( . )( . )
HAHAHA!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 3:17pm.
*sigh*
Carrottop,
How is it that we lost VVL, but this thing stayed?
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Sheer luck, my dear. And by luck I mean getting ass-fucked.
Okie!
I know CTH is a hottie, but i'm trying to get da pipe, so SHHHHHHush!
Soooo anyway.......
Wait!
CTH,
Did you just pull MY pants down? Well hell, don't run away! Sit....here....
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Submitted by oklahoma on October 8, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 8, 2008 - 3:20pm.
guys, VLL would want you to ignore it.....
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I second that.. All agreed say I! *hears crowd say I* Adjourned!!
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Its "aye" and "nay" and I second that emotion. Whos VVL?
( o )( o )( 0 )( 0 )( * )( * )( < )( < )( O )( O ) ( ^ )( ^ )( > )( > )( . )( . )
HAHAHA!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 8, 2008 - 3:20pm.
guys, VLL would want you to ignore it.....
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I second that.. All agreed say I! *hears crowd say I* Adjourned!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
We can hate on this girl forever, but who I hate even more is her fucking asshole attorney, David Laudano of Stratford. He never should have even taken this non-case in the first place.
Still haven't finished reading ALL of the comments, so forgive me if this was mentioned already...
Love anderson
snort, coughthankyou cough
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Clarisse, LMAO about that being CTH in that Av.. She's so beautiful!! I want her to tickle me w/ her drunken pubes..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?