Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
While making coffee this morning, I accidentally poured the coffee where the water goes and vice versa. I even turned it fucking on. I felt like Jessica Simpson's brain twin. That's until I read this story. Thank you, Charlotte Feeney for being the dumbest bitch of the day!
Charlotte of Connecticut filed a lawsuit against L'Oreal claiming that her life was ruined when she accidentally dyed her blonde hair brunette with one of their products.
Dumb dumb Char accused the company of putting the brunette hair dye in a blonde box. She said that she can never get back to her natural blonde hair color and she's depressed in a major way because of that. She's on anti-depressants, hardly goes out, always wears hats and suffers from anxiety.
Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit.
This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It's best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can't wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I'll be here all week!
Thanks George
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 8, 2008 - 4:35pm.
LCT, point taken, but I still think whoever it is should post under their name- especially if it someone who claims to rarely post.
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That's the beauty of the internet, I suppose. You can be whoever you want to be.
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:35pm.
now, THAT I totally agree with.....
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
-Alanis Morisette "You Learn"
LOVE CARROTTOP on October 8, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 8, 2008 - 4:32pm.
LCT the pm crumbs has Gerry Boy!
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Is he hitting on an elementary schoolgirl?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!!!!
Psst...Snowy...what about Butler???
Jeffro,
No worries! What's Carrottops is mine and what's mine is Carrottops!!
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Cool, now I can be the meat in the samich
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
My ass disappeared with my hairline!
I feel for that girl bitchez, I really do.
That happened to me when I tried to dye my pubes. I had to put away my assless chaps for awhile. It was very distressing. I am wearing my spanx around town now but I think they make my package look sort of flattened out.
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:28pm.
You might be right. I just don't see how HA/LA gathered any friends to gain personal info. Unless of course, I missed something.
Jeffro,
No worries! What's Carrottops is mine and what's mine is Carrottops!!
*pours Carrottop a glass of wine*
LCT,
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
I was only sharing the information I have since I’ve noticed both individuals getting chummy with the public.
Please do not include many personal details on you’re MySpace, Facebook, or any other type of profile while meeting new friends just as a precaution. Get to know a person fro a while before you exchange phone numbers.
Simple rules fro safety that will protect you and yours.
No drama here. Have a lovely day.
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
LCT, point taken, but I still think whoever it is should post under their name- especially if it someone who claims to rarely post.
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
-Alanis Morisette "You Learn"
Marfa, if you failed, we're going to have to have a serious chat.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Aunt Bea ~ trolls wander around more during the day because Day Care workers fail to watch them.
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Never thought of that! I just picture trolls as unkempt and lonely with bugs walking around their computer, angry because they have no friends.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 8, 2008 - 4:32pm.
LCT the pm crumbs has Gerry Boy!
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Is he hitting on an elementary schoolgirl?
That's ok, we've learned how to share.
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Perfect. I've always considered myself to be the Mysterious Lickmaster from the Far East, always wanted to test my mojo and see if I could do it as well as a woman.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
This is off topic...but at least it's a dumb bitch of the day thread.
Nicole Kidman drivels on about Sunday Rose. That woman pukes ginger bullshit.
"At 41, it's more of a painful love. I look at that little girl, and I'm like, 'Oh, no, what's going to happen?' It's almost like my heart is stretching; I'm feeling all the muscles stretch with emotion. It's a beautiful love, but there's a lot of fear and pain for her life, and for Bella's and Connor's life.
"I like to believe that nothing was stopping Sunday from coming into the world," she added.
"When it comes to my kids, I'm just like a lioness," Kidman said. "I'm like, 'No one gets near my babies! That's why we chose not to sell photos of her. We just want to have our little cocoon."
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Get in that cocoon and f'kin stay there.
Nirvana troll song
Underneath the bridge, top has sprung a leak and the animals I've trapped, have all become my pets and I'm living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling, it's okay to eat fish, cause they don't have any feelings... something in the way, mmmmmmmm
"strips"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 8, 2008 - 4:31pm.
so why not post under your "real" name? You are not making any sense....I am tired of people hiding behind fake names because they are afraid to say something. It's stupid. You are on the internet- how much more anonymous can you b
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They should be afraid to say something. We've all been in a position where something we've said has started a shitstorm and we get the strong feeling we're not welcome here anymore. Maybe that's the case with .HEART.
LCT the pm crumbs has Gerry Boy!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Again, my apologies to have come off in a trollish type of manor and as I mentioned before I do not comment often. I prefer to read the comments and the posts from Michael.
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so why not post under your "real" name? You are not making any sense....I am tired of people hiding behind fake names because they are afraid to say something. It's stupid. You are on the internet- how much more anonymous can you be?
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
-Alanis Morisette "You Learn"
*eyeroll* I'm getting out of here before shit gets weirder, lol. Peace out, ya'll.
EDIT: LCT- I failed. :( I will tell you about it later - have to go tutor someone. ;-;
xoxo
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
The other “troll” is just a completely different story, I am afraid. A story of sadness and a bazaar cry for help. The suicide threats, the tales of AIDS tests, and unrequited love was a way for this person to work out the feelings of duality in her own life.
Where was I when this story was going down? I miss all of the really good shit.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
MMAAARRFFFAAA!!!
Who needs to switch teams? We just have to get drunk enough to lose our inhibitions.
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"I don't blame ya, women's bodies are beautiful..."
lmao
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 8, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Careful, I think Clarisse was just starting to get sweet on me. LOL
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That's ok, we've learned how to share.
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 4:24pm.
This is why I wanted you to bring the frog back - so I could spot your posts easier.
You one funny bitch.
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STALKER!! :P
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 4:28pm.
LCT,
"Sure, come on in, but don't expect a bj. I have a cold."
LMAO!!!
I swear if i ever switch teams, i'm lookin you up!
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Who needs to switch teams? We just have to get drunk enough to lose our inhibitions.
Again, my apologies to have come off in a trollish type of manor and as I mentioned before I do not comment often. I prefer to read the comments and the posts from Michael.
The comments read as a juicy soap opera at times. I realize her picture was a young girl, however if you think about it, why in the world would the guy use his own picture?
The other “troll” is just a completely different story, I am afraid. A story of sadness and a bazaar cry for help. The suicide threats, the tales of AIDS tests, and unrequited love was a way for this person to work out the feelings of duality in her own life.
I 100% masturbate to porn. I recall HALA saying she watched it but did not touch herself. Yet another way for him to have open the door to a “innocent” conversation with a young person.
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
I AM EVERY TROLL WHO HAS EVER BEEN HERE.
**living under bridge**
FEAR ME AND MY POSTS!!!
WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
Scary, aren't I?
LCT,
"Sure, come on in, but don't expect a bj. I have a cold."
LMAO!!!
I swear if i ever switch teams, i'm lookin you up!
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
You've got yourself a deal big boy.
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Careful, I think Clarisse was just starting to get sweet on me. LOL
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
*looks around* WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS!?!
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 8, 2008 - 4:24pm.
No problem, I like giving oral better anyways. It's a control thing. :-P
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You've got yourself a deal big boy.
What the hell is going on in here?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Sure, come on in, but don't expect a bj. I have a cold.
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No problem, I like giving oral better anyways. It's a control thing. :-P
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Carrottop,
We have company and i have brownies! LET'S DO THIS! (sorry. too much Family Guy)
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Mmmmmmmmmm yes please. Either brownies or ice cream will do.
Aunt Bea ~ trolls wander around more during the day because Day Care workers fail to watch them.
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I have no clue what's going on and please don't tell me.
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This is why I wanted you to bring the frog back - so I could spot your posts easier.
You one funny bitch.
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user@fxnetworks.com
fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
Jeffro11 !
Alright! I'm in the middle! You know me...i'm a greedy bitch.
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don't be so hard on yourself (my job). Let's call you 'tough to satisfy'.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 8, 2008 - 4:14pm.
LCT,
*pulls back blankie*
Here, climb in here where it's safe. At least from shit stirrin. *wink*wink*
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got room for one more in there? I don't bite...much.
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Sure, come on in, but don't expect a bj. I have a cold.
This fucktard
( o )( o )( 0 )( 0 )( * )( * )( < )( < )( O )( O ) ( ^ )( ^ )( > )( > )( . )( . )
HAHAHA!
Putsomestankonit ~
I'm heading over to the Brangelina post where it's Happy Hour and Two Drink is getting ready to depart on a J.J. mission. I need to let her borrow my bullwhip.
Jeffro11 !
Alright! I'm in the middle! You know me...i'm a greedy bitch.
Carrottop,
We have company and i have brownies! LET'S DO THIS! (sorry. too much Family Guy)
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
not unless she/he was very industrious, because I saw LA's pic on her silly Popsugar page and she was a young ass girl.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
She pretended to be of youth when in actuality it was a male trying to lure young teens into swapping information.
You all need to be very careful with whom you give your information to even if you do feel a level of comfort while having an idle chat with them.
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Internet predators and child molesters should be publically castrated and made to eat their own gentialia before being burned alive.
My 2 Cents
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 4:16pm.
This place is stupid. Oh wait no, that's supposed to be the forum. Tonic Bitch said it was normal here.
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I think the evening is alot calmer then the daytime. I think lots more trolls are stalking in the day. Why? I don't know. Just seems that way.
WHERE IS JIM!!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
hmm, I watch porn, I just don't masterbate? is that the same as I come here and don't comment much? hmmmm.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:14pm.
That is what internet predators do, Aunt Bea.
She pretended to be of youth when in actuality it was a male trying to lure young teens into swapping information.
You all need to be very careful with whom you give your information to even if you do feel a level of comfort while having an idle chat with them.
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I'm with you as far as giving out personal info however, I always felt that HA/LA was a young girl. I never got that man vibe - and she was so disliked I can't imagine her getting anything from anyone other than hate mail LOL
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 4:16pm
Kiki is that you?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
ok who the hell is it? comingback? LOL I have no clue, I don't think it's LA tho.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by .HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:10pm.
"Hold me Clarisse. This may be the apocalypse."
I'm sorry.
I'm not a troll but I have just grown tired of a certain pretend stalker situation.
If you do not remember me from many moons ago, I am sorry to startle.
I mostly just read and I do not comment offten.
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No dear, I was referring to the troll in here who comments on eating out other female's pussies who clearly belongs behind bars.