Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
While making coffee this morning, I accidentally poured the coffee where the water goes and vice versa. I even turned it fucking on. I felt like Jessica Simpson's brain twin. That's until I read this story. Thank you, Charlotte Feeney for being the dumbest bitch of the day!
Charlotte of Connecticut filed a lawsuit against L'Oreal claiming that her life was ruined when she accidentally dyed her blonde hair brunette with one of their products.
Dumb dumb Char accused the company of putting the brunette hair dye in a blonde box. She said that she can never get back to her natural blonde hair color and she's depressed in a major way because of that. She's on anti-depressants, hardly goes out, always wears hats and suffers from anxiety.
Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit.
This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It's best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can't wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I'll be here all week!
Thanks George
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Duh! Meanass shoppers (mainly teens) switch the bottles in the boxes because they are not safety-proof. Then they cackle like hyenas knowing some poor unsuspecting Charlotte-type is gonna lose her shit when her hair comes out orange or brown. She should have read the color on the bottle/tube INSIDE the box and she would have known. I know someone this happened to. I know professional hairdressers are expensive, but it's worth it to go to someone who knows what they're doing. Do-it-yourself home dye jobs are dangerous to your mental health!
Lol idiot!
lol
I have to agree with the person who said they'd never do their own hair, but only because I bleach mine...and if you go over the original bleach lines, it falls out. So yeah.
well in her defense some people dye their hair as close to their natural as possible to cover the grey or white hairs(although blond sort of blends with any that)or maybe she tried to highlight her hair and ended up with a bad mixture of black and blonde we don't know the full nature of this story...either way if the bottle contained black dye instead of the blonde in the cover it sounds fair enough for me to sue them...
so she became unaturally brunette when attempting to dye her natural blonde hair unnaturally blonde and then she couldn't dye her unnatural brown hair back to naturally unnatural blonde....
but is this a dumb blonde joke or a dumb brunette joke? Aw nevermind, I'm just gonna stick with the dumb bitch label.
She should have just gone red anyway! Caliente!!
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
probably already pointed out - but if she was such a 'natural' blond to begin with, what the eff was she buying dye for???? LOLOLOLOL
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 8, 2008 - 4:44pm.
.HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Pusssssssssssssssy! Whiney baby!
BTW, I'd like to point out that the original HALA is Chicaloca
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I'd like to say that I know, in fact, that this is not true. But I do think I know who VLL is!
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /Happy Birthday, Amy
Yes, I am an attention whore. Don't look at me!
Wait, wait, wait, WHAT? If this spastic twat loved her "natural blond hair" so bloody much then why the fuck was she dying it in the first place?!
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Schwiiing!!!!
Turning on shower now!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr D.,
Ciao!! Grope ya later!
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Parting bow w/ hugs!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Clarisse, I think I saw something like that in a movie? Hey, I just came back to say sorry I bailed on you all, right when it was getting ...interesting! Perhaps the Fates were conspiring to calm my rising Chi down a little-and for good reason! I've got to head out for the day! But first a cold shower is in order!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr. D.,
This one is for you!
In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´
She hasn´t been laid in days
Now she´s covered in Mayonnaise
She´s a woman with no soul
She´s got a guy in every hole
This is fun and sweet
We´re the buns and she´s the meat
In the sandwich of love, one below and one above
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Hi TITS!
I'm not coordinated enough to do it myself (too cool that you can do it!), and I like my hair to be foiled. I spend about $100 a visit because my hair is long. I just can't skimp on my hair. I can do it on everything but my hair. I've had a stylist once give me a short shag when I asked for long layers, that shit was traumatizing! I will never ever go to a small Head Shed again.
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Dick happens! - MK
hahahahah speakit.....
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You've been bad to me (woman), but it's comin back home to you!
Your time is gonna come....
-Led Zeppelin
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 8, 2008 - 5:08pm.
I would never voluntarily give out that info to God only know who the hell is reading this site!
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I can be reached at www.imacuntrybumpkin.com or www.myrealnameislorettalynn.net
VLL is Viva La Lohan.
.HA, I would NEVER expect ANYONE here to post their real name. I am still shocked when people post their myspace/facebook pages on here. I would never voluntarily give out that info to God only know who the hell is reading this site!
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
-Alanis Morisette "You Learn"
putsome, yeah, that was the general consensus I was getting. I may have missed out on it possibly, because when I registered the first time here, I messed up the cookies and it was a long time before I figured out my mistake and was able to post. I really do not miss the X17 type of troll action though.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 8, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Those troll people sounded legendary, but in a GW Bush intelligence sort of way!
The real LA/HA was fun for a few weeks but then it got old and tiring. I just ignored her silly rants.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 8, 2008 - 4:40pm.
.HEART ANGELINA's user number is 21thousand something, considering the count is now in the 30K range
I don't get the user number thing. Where are you seeing them? Just wondering, thanks.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 8, 2008 - 4:56pm.
You couldn't pay me to do my own hair, sorry to those that do, but for me - no way.
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Are you serious? Hair dye costs about 9$ that gives me a full cover and one or two root touch ups. Good for almost two months.
I also cut my own hair, and do a good job. (triple folding mirrors help scads.)
How much do you spend a year on your hair? I figure with dye and shampoo etc I spend maybe 160$ per year.
It's not just that i'm ... thrifty, it's also convenience. When I need to touch up the roots I do it. No waiting for appts or having to plan ahead. so cheap and lazy! hee
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user@fxnetworks.com
fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
Those troll people sounded legendary, but in a GW Bush intelligence sort of way!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I'm still confused. Who is this other mystery troll who claimed to have the AIDS?
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 4:56pm.
HA/LA was a poster who I thought was a young girl. One negative word against Angelina Jolie would bring forth her wrath. No one was safe (except for myself, who only lurked at the time). As for VLL I'm not sure.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 8, 2008 - 4:56pm.
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I'm guessing one of the following:
1) private board
2) instant messaging
3) soup cans tied to string
You know one thing that really chaps my ass, is when you find a good fun thread where there's lots of action then all of a sudden everyone leaves at the exact same time and it sucks smegma dink.
Am I the only one who thought Clarisse's boss in "Silence of the Lambs" was hot?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Bradi/Andy,
I'm vurrreh confused.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
me too. who the heck was/is HALA and VLL?
we need an appendix to keep track of the cast of characters here.
Clearly I started lurking after these chuckle-heads departed.
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user@fxnetworks.com
fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
You couldn't pay me to do my own hair, sorry to those that do, but for me - no way.
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Dick happens! - MK
I thought it was going to be a DDCJ Sammie, or maybe a DDCCTHJ double decker? I'm confused now and obviously missed out on lunch!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dang Clarisse and Christine, I guess I missed all the screen fogging moments? Troll battling now? I needed break, it was getting hot in here!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
This is why I always peek in the box to check the color on the bottle matches the package. I knew kids (not me! I was just a bystander) in middle school who switched them around for kicks back in the day.
*looks behind shoulder for Ms. Karma*
Who wants a CJC sammie?!?!?!? LOL!
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
bye Snowpiece!
I'm out too, time to head on home to cook or something.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 4:38pm.
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Okay, then why don't you ever pull the drapes? Huh?
You know you want it.
I'll wait for you to send you next expression of love via your jack-o-lantern.
kisses.
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PFFffffftttttt... That's not a jack-o-lantern. That's a pumpkin with a face cut out.. wait.. what?
You're not 'new', are ya TITS?
I've been around these parts for over a year. You?
CARROTTOP!
YEH!!!!! You know he's likes it rough!!!
Jeffro11,
Oh god ! You did change your avie!!! LMAO!!
Bradi/Andy,
I'm vurrreh confused.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
awwww Christine, I liked you old siggie, it always made me laugh! :)
ok ladies and gents, enjoy your evenings and I hope you all get some! ;P
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Indeed, and yeah, verily, your writing style is as unique as your fingerprint.
anyway, I'm a computer retard, and why by anyone else when being myself is so wonderful??
"kissing mirror"
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Amen, Motherfucker.
.HEART ANGELINA on October 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Pusssssssssssssssy! Whiney baby!
BTW, I'd like to point out that the original HALA is Chicaloca and VLL IS here.
You will just have to think about that for a second.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by snowpiece on October 8, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Clarisee and LCT: I guess I missed it but he was beating up a pap last night? And now they are saying he was innocent.
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HOT! Now I like him again. Slurp.
Branderson wait, where did HA name her new name? huwawawawa? I totally missed that.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
What did I miss?
Clarisse and Carrottop were about to make a Jeffro samich.
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It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
I believe there are programs uni's and colleges use to spot cheaters. Repetition of syntax and word usage sort of thing.
I've noticed that trolls have terrible spelling and grammar. I bet if anyone analyzed them with past posters you could find the matches.
Very hard to change your writing style.
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user@fxnetworks.com
fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches
Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Jeffro,
No worries! What's Carrottops is mine and what's mine is Carrottops!!
*pours Carrottop a glass of wine*
LCT,
I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
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Why Clarisse, you know I get drunk easily off Chardonnay?
.HEART ANGELINA's user number is 21thousand something, considering the count is now in the 30K range, it is safe to somewhat presume they are well intentioned and I will be the first to say they are right, maybe not about everything but they are spot on with the naming of HA/LA's new ID here.
There.
Whomever can post anti-LOVE ANDERSON shit, i don't care.
Like I posted yesterday, I am not the only one who figured it out.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
PSL this IS the only name I post under.
I’m not witty or funny so I just read this as a form of entertainment much as one would read Mad Magazine or watch The E Network.
I will certainly not give out my real name.
No, I'm not LOVES ASSFACE!
Ooops, sorry to bail on ya all like that, especially when it was just getting good, but I had to take a call that came in! I'm glad I didn't have to leave the house, because my blood pressure was low for some reason? On for a few and then I've got to trudge out into the real world again! What did I miss? ;-)
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Clarisee and LCT: I guess I missed it but he was beating up a pap last night? And now they are saying he was innocent.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 4:24pm.
This is why I wanted you to bring the frog back - so I could spot your posts easier.
You one funny bitch.
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STALKER!! :P
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Okay, then why don't you ever pull the drapes? Huh?
You know you want it.
I'll wait for you to send you next expression of love via your jack-o-lantern.
kisses.
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user@fxnetworks.com
fx network contact aka the assholes that cancelled The Riches