Wednesday, October 8th 2008
So She's Not Knocked Up?
Jamie Lynn might not be carrying a hillbilly tot after all. An "impeachable source" tells TMZ that JL is not knocked up. Damn. Personally, I won't believe it either way until I hear it from the uterus' mouth. Sorry for the gross visual.
You know, I was just writing a letter to JL letting her know in detail what causes pregnancy. I was also going to tell her that the vinegar method hardly ever works. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read this shit from Yahoo! Answers:
What are some other ways for teens not to get pregnant, Are there nore ways?
My friend told me, Right after her and her boyfriend have had sex and she knows that heh came in her she drinks vinegar right away and I don't thinks vinegar works, or does it.
The chick's friend is doing it all wrong! If you don't want to get pregnant, you're supposed to pour the vinegar on your belly. Not drink it! DUH!
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"impeachable source?" who?
Vinegar is about as useful as a birth control device as shaking up a bottle of Coke and shooting it up the vagina, a rumor that went around when I was in school. Guess that's why there are so many teen pregnancies. And breastfeeding does not guarantee a woman won't ovulate. JL and others like her need sex ed badly. Or an iron maiden with a padlock and one key which Jamie's father needs to keep in the safety deposit box at the bank.
It only a matter of time til shes knocked up again.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
It would not shock me if'n she wuz inpreganated. When Michelle Dugger is your role model...
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
She done and got herself an abortion. Smart move little girl.
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!