Wednesday, October 8th 2008
So She's Not Knocked Up?
Jamie Lynn might not be carrying a hillbilly tot after all. An "impeachable source" tells TMZ that JL is not knocked up. Damn. Personally, I won't believe it either way until I hear it from the uterus' mouth. Sorry for the gross visual.
You know, I was just writing a letter to JL letting her know in detail what causes pregnancy. I was also going to tell her that the vinegar method hardly ever works. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read this shit from Yahoo! Answers:
What are some other ways for teens not to get pregnant, Are there nore ways?
My friend told me, Right after her and her boyfriend have had sex and she knows that heh came in her she drinks vinegar right away and I don't thinks vinegar works, or does it.
The chick's friend is doing it all wrong! If you don't want to get pregnant, you're supposed to pour the vinegar on your belly. Not drink it! DUH!
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Sooooooooooooooooooooo... she's not preggers????
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Sit yo ass down!
snowpiece -
mk is a great guy but tmz is just a little ole dog log fryin' on the l.a. pavement - mk's mistake would be pardonable but tmz's? no way jose. takes himself way too seriously.
Emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club **fitnessloving.com*** , by which you are seeking black man to be your sugar baby!
Sarah Palin, look at JLS. Now look at your daughter. This is her future. There is a REASON for sex ed, you moron.
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Ugh!
she wont get pregnant soon
i think she learned her lesson
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How not to get pregnant after unprotected sex:
Have somebody tie you up.....upside down.....have four midgets (of assorted races) in black leather bondage gear shake up a bottle of cheap champagne and then immediately have them (the midgets) stick in in your hoo-haaa. Spermies have no chance against swimming the rapids of a cheap champagne douche. I actually saw this demonstrated on a video somewhere......
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the vinegar thing reminds me of something I heard a Pastor (female one) to a girl(16 or 17 year old) who told her that her period was late and she was afraid because she could be pregnant and the Pastor told her to drink a hot malta ( a drink we have in PR) and two panadols ( pain killers ) this is something girls do to have abortion whit out going to the clinic sometimes it work sometime it does not. Pastor like this make me question the people who run church.
PS:when you drink Malta and you have your period it makes it ten times worse
PSS: Pregnant woman can not under any circumtance drink Panadol because it cause misscarriage
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
What a dumbass. Keep your legs closed Jamie. Someday you will thank me for it.
Casey Aldridge and Levi Johnston should get together and get drunk.
Then they should start talking about how they've ever kissed another guy but sort of want to. That last part is the part I got carried awaay with.
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If yous dont wanna get pregnants, do it in the swimmin pool. Dats da troof! Sperms caint swim in kloreene.
Luv,
Jamie Lynn
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
I was told that back in high school along with how to tell if someone(girl) had the herp!! that school in Sacramento taught me soo many valuable lessons LMAO.. thanks mom and dad***ummm because boys like girls I guess??
NO!! You drink vinager to have a miscarriage and you shake a can of coke(IT HAS TO BE COKE)and shoot it up your whoha and then do a hand stand not to get pregnant!!! stupid ass kids!! they think they know everything!! LMAO
***ummm because boys like girls I guess??
They mean "unimpeachable" right? Because otherwise this dude ain't reliable.
Anyway, I betcha she IS knocked up but Lynn won't let anyone admit she is until she's pocketed a fat fee from OK. Wonder who the daddy for this one is -- after all, it's bad taste for a single hick momma to have two booboos in a row by the same fella.
they denied the first one before they got thet cover of OK.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 8, 2008 - 1:34pm.
M.E. was it Vegas? I would have been checking for a new Mexican stamp on her passport. Gepetto Jamie probably has an aborto doc on retainer and on speed dial at this point! His daughters are like cats in heat that are always trying to sneak out a door whenever they hear some Tom cat wallering outside in the alley.
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At least Britney was married before she ever conceived (that we know of) Her hillbilly ass seem to have been able to do something right (if you will) which a lot of hollywood couples didn't
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 2:15pm.
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A bad ass? No.
A girl who had landed herself in rehab at 14? Yes
Although I am regretful for the path I initially choose, I am now 10 years clean and sober. We all make mistakes sometimes.
This dingbat needs to check herself into the Free Clinic in Tijuana for a brain transplant.
If she is preggers is it any surprise? I mean what ELSE are you supposed to do if you live in fucking Louisiana?
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Submitted by xxyxz on October 8, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Hi Snowy! Hi Angel-i
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Hey, boo.
I din't want no sex either! Right before tho....bring it on! And it felt so fucking weird too...
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Hi Snowy! Hi Angel-i
Kdracofan... yeap Don Ramon was the best....
Submitted by Lexi-J on October 8, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Someone told me in high school (18 years ago) to drink vingegar to pass my drug test. LMAO, needless to say it didn't work. Hey, I was fourteen what can I say?
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Niacin pills are a good way to beat drug test.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on October 8, 2008 - 2:13pm.
xxyx.. I am in Cali too. ...
They show it at 7 p.m here. I'm not sure what station though.
I'll get back to you if you're on tomorrow :)
funsten beewaxer : MK was just quoting TMZ
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Submitted by Lexi-J on October 8, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Someone told me in high school (18 years ago) to drink vingegar to pass my drug test. LMAO, needless to say it didn't work. Hey, I was fourteen what can I say?
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You were taking drugs tests in high school? 18 years ago no less?!? wtf? you a bad ass?
ps vinegar is only for getting out semen stains.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 8, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 8, 2008 - 2:07pm.
After my hysterectomy, though, it was a different story ...
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LOL! I guess y'all were like: I'm not making THAT mistake again! ;p
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MK:
You should have a daily stupid Yahoo Answers category. Some stuff on there is priceless.
xxyx.. I am in Cali too. ...
I think if I had a husby and we had a kid, I would love my hubby more than my kids....is that normal?
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Submitted by Happy Hour on October 8, 2008 - 2:07pm.
After my hysterectomy, though, it was a different story ...
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dramaqueen.. I couldn't even pee for a month!! ( I know tmi) let alone sexy times.. I guess all depends on the delivery. Plus no sleep and breastfeeding 24/7 did not do much to help my usual sexiness...
Jaime Lynn looks as skanky as Brit.
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Happy hour
They do! where are you at? I'm in Cali
zzyxz... do they still show it?? omg.. I grew up watching it and my mom reminds me of la chimoltrufia every time she sings while doing her chores.. lol...
ok michael you did more than pour coffee into the water tank.
impeachable means something entirely different from
IMPECCABLE (without stain - usually used to be a religious reference to the virgin mary but which now is taken to mean someone who cannot be dissed in any way)
IMPEACHABLE means something that can result in your impeachment, as in Dubya committed an impeachable act when he signed into law the deliberate betrayal of the US constitution. and ignoring the geneva conventions. and about a thousand more.
Happy Hour & M.E.: BWAHAHAHAHA! I was the opposite. My husband & I were back to having sexy times (gently) within a month. Then I was scared that at my 6-week checkup, the doc would know what we'd been doing. LOL
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Doh!
*red face*
lol. I'm still learning. My husband and kids love that show
I bet if someone were to rifle through either Shitney's or JL's purses, you would find a stack of punch cards with buy 2 get the 3rd free Gyno Shack cards with a hand written heart on the back next to the word 'Dad'.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Happy Hour - Yes, when the doc told me no sex for 6 weeks, I told him to tell that shit to the hub because there was no way in hell I was letting anything in my vag!
Happy Hour on October 8, 2008 - 1:53pm.
xxyxz.. it's la chimoltrufia.. good times
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La chimoltrufia rocks man!!!!!!
So did DON RAMON :)
xxyxz.. it's la chimoltrufia.. good times
Submitted by Toonkinstein on October 8, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Scientific fact COKE ( the soda pop...not the nose snot) makes sperm EXPLODE.....M.K. tell her to douche with the pop...well she can have that douche she's dating gargle with coke and douche jamie at the same time ...oh yeah VISUALIZATION INTENDED!!!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!
I'm sorry but that is FALSE!!!!
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 8, 2008 - 1:45pm.
when doc told me I could not do the nasty for 6 weeks I was like.... wasn't planning on it.. shit that was the last thing on my mind.. but that's just me
Same here
Is your avvie La Chilindrina?
M.E. no need to worry about looking that up! I totally believe you if you saw it. Boy, if they could prove those pix were connected w/ Shitey going for vacuum therapy, they could have made a bundle from them!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Scientific fact COKE ( the soda pop...not the nose snot) makes sperm EXPLODE.....M.K. tell her to douche with the pop...well she can have that douche she's dating gargle with coke and douche jamie at the same time ...oh yeah VISUALIZATION INTENDED!!!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 8, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I never knew peeing on a stick could bring such joy
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I found that out with color changing Willy Wonka Fun Dip.
when doc told me I could not do the nasty for 6 weeks I was like.... wasn't planning on it.. shit that was the last thing on my mind.. but that's just me.
Dr. Destructo- well, we may BOTH be right. I remember seeing pics of shitters going into a medical facility in Vegas and what stood out to me was on the front building sign, it listed a Gyno.
I have them somewhere. Too lazy to look it up. LOL