Wednesday, October 8th 2008
I Think They Just Made Another Baby
Brad Pitt and Saint Morticia Jolie cuddled yesterday while visiting the 9th Ward Housing project. Notice how both of their bare hands are on her stomach. They aren't wearing rubber gloves which means they just made a new chosen one. No, two chosen ones. No, four chosen ones! That's all it takes. They don't even have to get naked anymore. They can do it in front of everyone.
Here's a few more of the holy family out yesterday. Why aren't they ever all together? There's not a bus big enough? They probably work in shifts. It's Zahara and Shiloh's day off. They ain't got nothing on Suri! Homegirl works the 24/7 shift.
P.S. - That doggy in the window sees all. I don't know what means exactly, but just pretend you know what I'm talking about.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 8, 2008 - 12:37pm.
This is two days in a row that I have seen pictures of Skanktelina smiling naturally and looking happy.
I will now go jump off the nearest bridge.
Have a great day everybody.
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I'll try but now Skantelina is out there looking perfect AND you're dead. I guess I'll just eat that ice cream with a couple hundred sleeping pills then...
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Angelina is really looking grotesque...that ugly jutting chin-YUCK. She couldn't be more fake-she's only beautiful with the help of photoshop and chemicals.
I am so over the entire ugly bunch of them (aside from Shiloh, who is nonetheless doomed, living with that loony "family"). So over the shift-work of the kids, too.
They just couldn't be more phony...get over yourselves, Brange.
Whatever you may think about Brad and Angelina the important thing is that those kids look very happy and well cared for.
Looks like Pax is in Mad's hand-me-downs. His clothes are way too big...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
♪♫ How much is that doggie in the window ♪♫
Without makeup, Angie really, REALLY looks like a different person.
Meh
Same shit different thread =)
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We're fucked
Why is Papa Shitt wearing a terrycloth hat?????
Brad, YOU OLD!!!! STOP IT!!!!
loozer: totally Duckie! LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Wow, Brad is so selfish. Why does he get to make all the babies with her? I want a turn damn it.
Wow. Ang is really gunning for the Oscar nod. Well, she pimped out Mariane Pearl last year, looks like this year it's the lucky people in NOLA.
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"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
Is this thread going to reach 10 pages like the last Holie-Shitt extravaganza?
This is two days in a row that I have seen pictures of Skanktelina smiling naturally and looking happy.
I will now go jump off the nearest bridge.
Have a great day everybody.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
people have been predicting branglina's breakup for YEARS already. not gonna happen.
If I were that bitch who owned that house I would be like. "Git yo gypsy asses outta mayh front yard or I'm gunna release the hound."
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When Obama wins, please let someone bust out "Paint the Whitehouse Black" during his acceptance speech. Please God, Please!
Why she be lettin Pax man play in that dang terlit bowl yo?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Publicity Whores!!! AJ IS beginning to resemble Morticia...and he like a greasy used car salesman. They are in such awe of themselves. I can't wait for their 15 minutes to be over...PLEASE, Brad Pittstain...dump the bitch!!!
Submitted by Snarkley on October 8, 2008 - 12:30pm.
What's the point of this, besides an arrogant photo op?
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"Shit, they know our relationship is on the rocks. Quick! Damage control! Pretend you like to fuck me!"
Oh, and they're also trying to avoid the inevitable collective world-wide "I TOLD YOU SO!"
that doggie is creeping me out
Shouldn't these kids be in somebody's school?? Or will the blessed one just touch their foreheads and endow them with genius IQs??
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
At first I thought Brad's hats were kinda retro cool. Now he is starting to remind me of Ducky.
http://members.tripod.com/~anxietyny/duckie.bmp
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Saint Angelina finally looks like a real human now instead of a walking corpse. Motherhood, or giving birth to twins, finally put some much needed meat on her bones and hopefully, she'll keep it there for a while. She looked absolutely dreadful before her last pregnancy. Bone thin is not sexy. Stay at a healthy weight AngieJo!
I nominate the Dog in the Window for H.S.O.T.D!
they really do have it all, don't they? maddox is going to grow up to be just like uncle james...poor kid.
To make these pics "look normal", they would be in front of a school picking their skittles up at 3pm.
Skeletina would be holding refrigerator art and a lunchbox or two.
It's disgusting the kids are not being socialized properly.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Wyle E on October 8, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Nah, he was just sniffing white out, got bored and put it on his nails.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Is it me or has Maddox not grown in years?
What's the point of this, besides an arrogant photo op?
Ew, her profile is hideous. Freak!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Angie looks like she's slowly reverting back to her goth ways.
Request for a vial of Brad's blood in 3....2.....1...
I'm so fuckin tired of these people and their kids go away already.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Skankalina is giving Maniston a run for her chin in that photo!
Ummmm i cant get into me hotmail!
Thats far more interesting then these....where am i???
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K fully expected to open these pics up and barf all over my desk...
Dare I say they actually look somewhat normal?!?!?!
*covers head b/c the ski will surely fall today*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
Maddox is wearing white nail polish.
He's gonna turn out interesting!
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omg Clay Aiken is a Lesbian!!!
*flicks Los Bastard's noodle*
Oh shit you just knocked me up!
Wana breast feed?
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MK - oh yeah, that dog.. tooooootally *wink wink*
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This looks excruciatingly painful.
Were they allowed to play with any other kids?
Oh wait, everyone else is in SCHOOL!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
maddox! so cool... as always..
I'm not usually pro-nanny for people who don't have to work all the time, but in this one family's case I'd make an exception.
I doubt they can go to a restaurant without picking up a few more kids along the way, like peanuts with static cling.
Shiloh and Z were left in charge of the Messiahs.
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
I am really so damn sick of the whole entire family.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
btw- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Suck my noodle! Hahahahahahahaha x 1000.
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
*hoik*
*bluuuurrrrgggggggg*
It's like watching old people dry hump.
Awwwwwwwww so in love!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(