Wednesday, October 8th 2008
I Think They Just Made Another Baby
Brad Pitt and Saint Morticia Jolie cuddled yesterday while visiting the 9th Ward Housing project. Notice how both of their bare hands are on her stomach. They aren't wearing rubber gloves which means they just made a new chosen one. No, two chosen ones. No, four chosen ones! That's all it takes. They don't even have to get naked anymore. They can do it in front of everyone.
Here's a few more of the holy family out yesterday. Why aren't they ever all together? There's not a bus big enough? They probably work in shifts. It's Zahara and Shiloh's day off. They ain't got nothing on Suri! Homegirl works the 24/7 shift.
P.S. - That doggy in the window sees all. I don't know what means exactly, but just pretend you know what I'm talking about.
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Easy. Shiloh.
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Just had a thought. Can you imagine the hue and cry if aj suddenly died? It would be on a princess di scale of gnashing and wailing.
So.. it could get worse!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
That lady in green is like, "You had to show up here to grope each other and let your kids jump all over my lawn? I just got home from work, I need a fucking shower, and my dog just shit on the rug."
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Submitted by Justina on October 8, 2008 - 12:32pm.
I nominate the Dog in the Window for H.S.O.T.D!
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YES! In thumb 7 aj is giving the dogs evils.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
jolie needs to put her glasses back on. she looks rough without them. And how did the papz know that they would be leaving NY and heading to NO? I didn't know the papz hangout in the 9th word with the hopes of catching a glimpse of them. Sounds like Brad & Jolie have them on speed dial!
who will be the first to write a mommie dearest?
"crampy monthlies???????" WTHEF??? We all know Angieloonie uses smack for that. Get real, Looniebins...
That movie is going to suck. Her shape is fucked up, she has no figure. She look like a pole with breast, a huge forehead and lips.
Submitted by Justina on October 8, 2008 - 1:01pm
Thnx, I just wanted the world to see angie ho in her full glory
Which Brangelina herd brat do you think will hit up rehab 1st???
And Laila - of course they're always performing for the cameras - they're actors, it comes pretty naturally to them. There's no difference between the performance they do for a film camera and the performance they put on for the paps. I think these pics are about as "natural" as they get i.e. not very but more than usual!
Bradi: Awwww, c'mere you! *wrapping Bradi up in a big bear hug*
On topic: Back when Aunt Flo visited me & I had cramps, I'd have killed my husband if he came anywhere near me, let alone massaging my stomach!
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Homosexual Bard Pitt wears those nice pants that show off her nice peaches - peaches that hunger for penetratia by sizemeat. Problem is those peaches don't look quite so good as 20 years ago, despite rigorous diet, working out, and plastic surgery!
How much does Homosexual Brad pay the photogapher who follows her and the fish around to take all these carefully posed publicity shots?
I think they look very happy together. The kids are cute, but Zahara and Shiloh look like they could beat the shit out of someone.
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Submitted by Justina on October 8, 2008 - 1:01pm.
BellaDiva - I love your avie! LOL
PS - Wanted looks like the biggest piece of crap!
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I think she's promoting the "That Kid Ain't MINE!" movie...
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CLINIQUA @ 10/08/2008 at 12:57 am Awwww, I love the way Brad is holding her there, with his hand over her tummy gently caressing her…maybe AJ has the crampy monthlies, and Papa is rubbin’ her to make her feel better. Yeah, I like pouring it on thick for the haters. LOL
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So now Brad is rubbing her stomach because she has her period?!! F*cking gross.
LOVE ANDERSON on October 8, 2008 - 1:13pm.
ZOMAY!!!
CONGRATS ON YOUR ILLUSTRIOUS WIN!!!
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Haahaa thanks bradi. xoxoxo
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Yeah I guess there will always be interest in Shiloh and whatever they called the new ones. I don't think there will be the same level of interest in the adopted ones though - shallow but inevitable in my view. I won't mind so much with the kids though, its not their fault their faces are shoved in our faces so much. Its Brad and Ange that drive me mad and I'm hoping people will be less interested in them the older they get and the less kids they make/acquire. Ange's fame is based on her looks and unfortunately for women more than men, aging is a great leveller. Look at Brigitte Bardot, Janice Dickinson, Kate Moss et al. Once they've lost it in the face - who cares?
The hands on belly move just brought my breakfast back up. Could these shameless whores be a bit more obvious?
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here's a gem from jj
&a=) @ 10/07/2008 at 9:08 pm
Such a Team Loser!!!
Brad Pitt surely likes what his Angelina looks like, he has made 3 babies with her in less than 3 years. And he now is the Daddy of 6 little Jolie-Pitts.
While your Team Loser ain’t got a man at all, is almost 40, and looks are fast fading as her chin is taking over her face. LOL.
Life always rewards those who have good hearts and kind souls like loving Brad and Angelina.
BUT there are actually some negative comments, one person asked if the new kids are kept in a cage.. hahaha.
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Maybe I'm just a cynical biyatch but I feel like these two are always "on" in public. Like "see how casual, sexy and oh so in love we are? See? See?" I dunno maybe I'm over analyzing but it always feels very self-conscious to me.
dramaqueen365247 on October 8, 2008 - 1:11pm
*smooch*
That's all.
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Submitted by loozer on October 8, 2008 - 12:32pm.
You are sullying the good name of Ducky!
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Wait is that lady a nanny. Haaahaaahaaaa we should start a Hollywood nanny agency. The only requirement is that our nannies completely turn off men. Angie Jo and the rest of the Hollywood women would use our nannies 100% of the time.
We can call it "Zero Hard On Nannies"- We promise your man will hate our nannies.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Keane, by then the kids will be old enough to walk the red carpet, Shiloh will be fucking her co-stars and Mad will be loose on his motorcycle and we'll have a whole new batch of spoiled rotten brats gawk at.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Ok, I know one of you sluts has braved JJ, wtf are they saying....
As for Skeletina's appearance, I know black is easy and a staple go to for all of us, but considering I have maybe seen her once in denims, the Billy Bob red carpet fuck down, never EVER have seen with her FRIENDS of any kind, the black does what she wants, REPELS.
Her anti-social behaviors are being passed on to her kids.
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She's probably drunk and he's holding her up! Why would you hang on each other like that while speaking to strangers? It's so obvious they knew the papz were lurking, so they gave them a show. Some people hold hands to show affection - these two dry hump one another in public. I don't buy it.
p.s. why is it that they NEVER have all 4 of the kids out together? It's not like there's only one parent. Both of them can keep an eye on all 4. Tired of hearing Shiloh's age playing a role in the reason why she's never anywhere with mom and dad. The only place that baby goes is to the nearest cheetos store!
Mira,si that is how babies are made in heaven or if you are Santa Angelina de Los Angeles, patron saint of husband stealers and orphan collectors.
BellaDiva - I love your avie! LOL
PS - Wanted looks like the biggest piece of crap!
The woman in green is the Oracle.
Submitted by ingbot on October 8, 2008 - 12:58pm.
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With six kids, I'd be afraid to touch her, too!
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck about this family?
WHen you look at the picture from "the Changeling" premiere and these, Pitt's pelvis is never touching hers. It is a sign of sexual indifference. You can almost see him moving away from her in these.
Whoever said AJ is looking like morticia - you're so right!
Make that dog HSOTD !!
Yuck what is wrong with her face. This bitch look like she's 50. She should thank her make up artist every chance she get, their expression let let you know, that they see they are being photographed. They looked right into the camera Publicity Stunt!!!!!!!
They look more normal and natural here and not so obviously dressed and made up for a paid photo opportunity. Less hateful and annoying than the standard fare. The thing is with the Brange that all the attention and headlines they get are generated by the reproductions/adoptions. The fact that they have had 5 of them in a 3 year relationship (ludicrous) has meant that the attention has reached absolute fever pitch, and the more they reproduce/adopt, the worse it will be. But at some point in their lives they will have to quit - between 8 and 10 maybe - and what else will there be to talk about concerning them? Their films get publicity and therefore box office by the interest generated by the accumulation of children. On their own they would barely have been noticed (Wanted anyone???). Once they can't make or adopt any more children they won't make the press so much as donations to charity/humanitarian work are hardly fascinating are they? Just watch, once the baby making/buying reaches its limit, so will their popularity, and dear God lets hope we'll get a break from them then.
Great headline!
really, WTF are they doing in that photo.
I'm sooo sick of these two. Why don't they just adopt jamie lynn spears new kid and call it a day.
why don't the older ones go to school?
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Amen, Motherfucker.
Brad looks like he is ready to put a piece of orange over his teeth and start chasing the kids around the garden as he sprays them with toxic insecticides.
Mad's hairstyle du jour kinda looks like a propeller hat!
http://propellerheadhats.com/img/hats.gif
Pax is such a disheveled looking child. It drives me nuts because his face is so cute. Maddox is the shit.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
She needs to give up the Morticia look.
Yes, I know black is slimming, but Jesus, every fucking day?
I had a dream last night that I was Angelina's nanny. I had to go to office max and buy her a gallon of spring water and she made me use my own money. Then she said whenever she feels greedy she hides in a box. I started chasing after Shiloh but kept calling her Suri. If it were Suri, i wouldn't have chased after her.
LCT - I love smegma too. <3
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 8, 2008 - 12:48pm.
OMG I just now see the dog, LOL
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Aw! And he's SO cute!
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I love the way that their pelvic regions are 6 inches apart. Body English is screaming "do not touch me"!
Blatant posing for photo op to prove they are still and forever soul mates is not working for me...
Breakup already!
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
HAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Fuck this shit!
Yall have a nice day.
I gotta hit the road againssssssss
Good thing im not dragging several bastard children along wiff me!
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OMG I just now see the dog, LOL
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Submitted by M.E. on October 8, 2008 - 12:44pm.
♪♫ How much is that BABY in the window ♪♫
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Submitted by M.E. on October 8, 2008 - 12:44pm.
♪♫ How much is that doggie in the window ♪♫
Without makeup, Angie really, REALLY looks like a different person.
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I thought the doggie in the window WAS Angie.