Wednesday, October 8th 2008
I Think They Just Made Another Baby
Brad Pitt and Saint Morticia Jolie cuddled yesterday while visiting the 9th Ward Housing project. Notice how both of their bare hands are on her stomach. They aren't wearing rubber gloves which means they just made a new chosen one. No, two chosen ones. No, four chosen ones! That's all it takes. They don't even have to get naked anymore. They can do it in front of everyone.
Here's a few more of the holy family out yesterday. Why aren't they ever all together? There's not a bus big enough? They probably work in shifts. It's Zahara and Shiloh's day off. They ain't got nothing on Suri! Homegirl works the 24/7 shift.
P.S. - That doggy in the window sees all. I don't know what means exactly, but just pretend you know what I'm talking about.
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WHOA her face looks freaky on the main pic.
Submitted by angel_i on October 8, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 8, 2008 - 3:32pm.
At the same time?
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Yes, right after I finished Rupert, the deer, off.
Anglina has a moon face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maddox looks bratty.......Pax looks divine and I want to steal him........Angie and Brad look BEAT!!!! She really needs to lay off the black clothes........they make her look corpselike.
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Beautiful family and Angie. Those kids means the world to her. She is involve in all of her kids life and look so happy when she is whith them unlike some Hollywood mother.Angie, Gwen and Halle are aways so happy to be with their kids.
I love the look Maddox is giving his mom in the first pic. Pac hair is too thin to be long.
I hate Maddoxs Hair!!!!!!! I hate how she is trying to make her kids punk. Angelina tries way to hard to be image conscience
Submitted by Agie on October 8, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I believe they are better off in a loving home, but there is something to be said for continuity.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 8, 2008 - 4:26pm.
a)Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t soldier’s postings measured in years, if not months? Three countries in 3 days is pushing it a bit.
b)Selfish, selfish, selfish
--- okay true on a.) but how about my other question? Do you really think the adopted 3 would be better off in orphanages?
ubmitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I'm so confused... Why was I summoned here?
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Submitted by Agie on October 8, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I can't believe some of the shit said here about how their kids are going to so fucked up because they move alot. What about military children? Are they all fucked up too?
a)Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t soldier’s postings measured in years, if not months? Three countries in 3 days is pushing it a bit.
b)Selfish, selfish, selfish
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Brangelina's "Toothless Nanny" needs to be Hot Slut of the Day.
I can't believe some of the shit said here about how their kids are going to so fucked up because they move alot. What about military children? Are they all fucked up too? Ok, so brad and angie jo do shit for publicity, I am not denying that. But come on, would their 3 adopted kids be better off in orphanages? I don't think so...
I'm surprised Brad can reproduce with that hat on.
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Now relieve the pressure.
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OKay, so it's OBVIOUS that they take their kids to AGE APPROPRIATE functions. Meaning, here they are trying to teach the two eldest children the value of community service. The other children would be TOO YOUNG to get it.
And who cares what the kids are wearing already???
At least criticize something worthwhile Anti-Brangeloonies.
at least we know she is not intimadated by the nanny
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You sweet talker you!
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ok, getting a drink and going to jj, I have to see this...bring back some gems
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On Topic: Skankelina's new movie is getting panned...bawaaaaahhhhaaaa. When will Hollywood realize she's a no talent egotistical, heroin addicted hack.
We're due for a PP post.
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UGH... I bit & went & looked @the JJ post too *blegh*
THE BLOB is still wearing THE CROCS! AAAGH! And might I add she sure is getting BIG fast!
Gonna need a bigger cage soon!
And don't get me started on Zahara's oufit! They musta let her dress herself.
@ Triscuit Fuckling! bahwhahahaa
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 8, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I would love to know who told him he looks good in a hat.
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I thought it was James Haven? LMAO
Alright, I bit and went and looked at the photos...she's such an idiot. Everyone is dressed casual for the plane ride and this stupid twat has a skirt on...Brad and AJ are such ignorant fools. (by the way I think Pax has on Maddox's pants from the day before)
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yeah and Maddox looks as though he's going to play 18 holes somewhere~
I'm sorry but this family may have alot of fun behind closed doors and the kids don't want for anything, but why don't they realize that life is NOT all about playing board games in the house and hanging with the staff? Plus, these children are being treated like luggage. Being tossed from one jet to the next. The inconsistency in their lives is tremendous. Do they really think this is fun for the children? travelling all the time? These kids won't get through life with any real foundation. I'm not quite sure just knowing mommy and daddy love you is enough to get you through life. They need to let these children work on social skills, being independent of their siblings and figuring out their identity. I think they need to go outside of the home to get that. School would help tremendously with that. So would play dates with other children. Dr. Phil needs to call these assholes and throw them on his show!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on October 8, 2008 - 2:44pm.
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SHOW MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
I am a fuckling(typo,it stays)perv!!!
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"Can someone strap Brangelina to a bathtub full of water and toss a toaster in it?"
OH! A two-fer! Good call!
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 8, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I would love to know who told him he looks good in a hat.
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These 2 narcisstic tools have movies coming out...that's why they're whoring out the kids & doing these pretentious family ops.
Can someone strap Brangelina to a bathtub & toss a toaster in it?
I would love to know who told him he looks good in a hat
Submitted by K2 on October 8, 2008 - 3:42pm.
JJ has a new thread - more photos of the nomad family. Apparently, they just arrived in Nice, France.
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Alright, I bit and went and looked at the photos...she's such an idiot. Everyone is dressed casual for the plane ride and this stupid twat has a skirt on...Brad and AJ are such ignorant fools. (by the way I think Pax has on Maddox's pants from the day before)
It must be so nice when your job is "Let's go outside today!"
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 8, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I fucked both of them.
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K2 on October 8, 2008 - 3:42pm
WTF!?
Obligatory photo ops did not pan out well, back to France.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
JJ has a new thread - more photos of the nomad family. Apparently, they just arrived in Nice, France. I thought they were staying in Germany? WTF? How much jet lag can a child handle? How can they NOT see that this is really poor judgement flying these babies everywhere? SELFISH SELFISH SELFISH DICKS! Can you imagine the twins ears popping every time they get in the air ? How annoying must that be for an infant? I really despise the way they won't change their lifestyle for the sake of the kids. It's just shows what kind of character they have. It's all about themselves. Their career. Their fame. Their movies. Their humanitarian projects. What about the kids?
Submitted by Justina on October 8, 2008 - 3:28pm.
TESTIFY!
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Ha ha lol, you are about to start church up in here, and that she exactly what the demon need. They over did it with this one. I can't look at it anymore it's making me sick.
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these two are like flypaper for twits.
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That Maddox looks like a moody kind of kid. Never seen him smile.
You know Skankalina regularly straps on a big one and gives Brad a good anal pounding.
I fucked both of them.
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 8, 2008 - 3:08pm.
HELL NAW!! Whoregelina dun did it now, WTF is this non sense. Is she serious, I mean what the fuck is this suppose to prove.
For about 5 months now you've been locked up in some chateau, and all of a sudden you wanna come out and play mommy dearest and stage family outtings right when your movie is about to come out. Does she honestly think that people don't see thru her.
I bet as soon as that movie come out she will disappear again , and lock up the kids until they have another thing to promote. And ofcourse stu-pitt is right there to play along. Poor bastard he is traped and don't have a choice. I think I'm gonna vomit!
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It so odd to see this "very private couple" out and about, canoodling and cuddling in the paparazzi's eye/lens.
I wonder if they both have movies coming out soon? But of course they do.
It is funny to me that they can't stand the attention and paparazzi. They want to make sure their family is not photo'd. But when they need the exposure for the upcoming films, pictures are ok.
They say Brad looks really ugly and bad and old on HD TV.....
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HELL NAW!! Whoregelina dun did it now, WTF is this non sense. Is she serious, I mean what the fuck is this suppose to prove.
For about 5 months now you've been locked up in some chateau, and all of a sudden you wanna come out and play mommy dearest and stage family outtings right when your movie is about to come out. Does she honestly think that people don't see thru her.
I bet as soon as that movie come out she will disappear again , and lock up the kids until they have another thing to promote. And ofcourse stu-pitt is right there to play along. Poor bastard he is traped and don't have a choice. I think I'm gonna vomit!
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Brad must be losing his hair since he is always wearing hats when not on the red carpet. He should just cut his hair really short and ditch these hats.
Submitted by K2 on October 8, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Thanks. I've bought mine already as last year I left it too late and had dramas with the youngest. I don't think Halloween is as big here but it is in my house!
On topic- they annoy me.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Brad peen vs Ange's vadge
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like throwing a book down a hallway.
lizzieb
Like chucking a sausage down Oxford Street
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I'd bet he doesn't get to throw the book n sausage at her very often.
You know, I think I'd actually get a good laugh if AJ passed away and left all those kids to Brad...douche bag wanted kids so bad?? Haha here you go buddy
Before I go- why isn't Maddox in school? Pax too should be in nursery. Ah, I know, they don't want them to be able to read and write- hence no 'Brangie Dearest'
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by CARADiANE630 on October 8, 2008 - 2:56pm.
that lady is one of the victims of katrina and she is just moving into her house by the make it right foundation...she must work in a hospital or something
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That totally makes sense. I was thinking that she looked "native" to the area...if only for the severe ponytail and the messed up teeth. (Not a jab - it's true. Dental care is not cheap, folks.)
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