Wednesday, October 8th 2008
I Think They Just Made Another Baby
Brad Pitt and Saint Morticia Jolie cuddled yesterday while visiting the 9th Ward Housing project. Notice how both of their bare hands are on her stomach. They aren't wearing rubber gloves which means they just made a new chosen one. No, two chosen ones. No, four chosen ones! That's all it takes. They don't even have to get naked anymore. They can do it in front of everyone.
Here's a few more of the holy family out yesterday. Why aren't they ever all together? There's not a bus big enough? They probably work in shifts. It's Zahara and Shiloh's day off. They ain't got nothing on Suri! Homegirl works the 24/7 shift.
P.S. - That doggy in the window sees all. I don't know what means exactly, but just pretend you know what I'm talking about.
So, Brad and Angie go to the Hood! Where are the bloods 'n Crips when you need 'Em? these two make me want to puke. They are so full of shit, and so obviously transparent, it's not even funny.
Those photos of homosexual Brad Pitt and her fishbeard are as phony as the photos of Miss Tammy Cruise and her fishbeard.
G'Noight Speakit
Tears for Fears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ughqjbzx2Fk
Don't let his skinny bod fool ya! There's PLENTY of James Haven to go around....
;)
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on October 8, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Good night sweetpea! Good to see you again. SmOOCh!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Hey sluts, I'm going away for the weekend. Do try not to get in too much trouble while I'm gone.
I'm going to Tamborine Mountain with 15 girlfriends y'all. Friday night we're going to an Irish pub (dressed in green, of course) and on Saturday we're doing a tour of the wineries.
Wish I could take y'all wif me...I'll take lot of pics (and antacid).
More info for jelus h8ters
www.tamborinetrolley.com.au/tours_taste_of_tamborine.htm
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 8, 2008 - 11:37pm.
I'm going for a walk.
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With stripper heels on?... OHHHH
I'm gonna do some yoga, masturbate and then cry myself to sleep. G'nite. :P
Good nite all, especially to you James Haven, wherever you are. *sigh*
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Wasn't me Sandbitch. size 6 asscheeks on me would be like trying to walk with toddler feet.
Swear, my arse looks like Angelina and James Haven's lips, combined.
Edited: I'm going for a walk.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on October 8, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Well guys, it's time for me to pack it in. The rum n' coke is starting to get me a widdle woozy. Not to mention the dizzying effect of James Havens' perfect eyes and lips. Perhaps a little weed will perk me up. *Puff* *Puff*
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The Surgeon General recommends weed BEFORE alcohol, generally.
Not guilty.
Well guys, it's time for me to pack it in. The rum n' coke is starting to get me a widdle woozy. Not to mention the dizzying effect of James Havens' perfect eyes and lips. Perhaps a little weed will perk me up. *Puff* *Puff*
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I think James Haven is enough for both of you. You can each have a lip.
OK. Own up. Which one of you horz swapped my size 6 ass cheeks for their size 16ers last night?
Fair enough TITS, after all, James Haven already has enough on his big, manly mits, ahaha! I don't want to start a cat fight, and I can see that James Haven is too much in demand for me to keep up with. I will calmly bow out of this skirmish...for now LOL!
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@ speakit, I feel ya girl! Ain't nothing wrong with wanting a lil sumthin' sumthin'
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
Submitted by cadebra1961 on October 8, 2008 - 11:21pm.
Hey TITS, I saw him first,
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Dear Heart, you're seriously asking a red blooded man like James Haven to choose betwixt cadeBRA and TITS?
I'll bring the corkscrew!
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Good to see that even though the kid in the white shirt keeps making a desperate bid for freedom, they have Mama from What's Happenin there to corral him.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Hey TITS, I saw him first, mmmhhhmm! I declare James Haven to be mine, what say you J.H.? I leave it to you to choose between us, James. But perhaps I waited to long to let my feelings be known, LOL!
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@jussayin
I miss sex, but more than anything I miss affection. Pining for someone sux. I'm lonely and have been for a long time. Sorry, didn't mean to sound like a horndog, which I am, but...
HEY PSL!
Know what Angie's gonna do on Halloween? pump kin.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on October 8, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Check out James Haven here, he's the hotness, he's the real Messiah, a true and real humanitarian, as well as one sexy mofo.... the hell with Brangelina!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxxSfBdd1mA&feature=related
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Who's beardy mcbeard behind him? He's like one of those noddy dolls you put in a car window.
James Haven has long thick fingers. HmmmMMMMMmmm
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on October 8, 2008 - 11:09pm.
James Haven did all he could do not to pass out! That guy on the right had some kind of funk going on. Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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That's why yor are the hotness, yet the epitome of cool, James Haven. I think I love you <3
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 8, 2008 - 11:13pm.
SmOOches PSL!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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ah, to come home to a James Haven story is just divine!
hello everyone...
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You've been bad to me (woman), but it's comin back home to you!
Your time is gonna come....
-Led Zeppelin
dang speakit you are on a roll....a pink hummer, not a pink Hummer. you dirty girl.
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch to get new comments back?
The last pic scares me, I thought she got herself another bucket o' children.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Check out James Haven here, he's the hotness, he's the real Messiah, a true and real humanitarian, as well as one sexy mofo.... the hell with Brangelina!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxxSfBdd1mA&feature=related
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by James Haven on October 8, 2008 - 11:03pm.
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And what man wouldn't love a pink hummer!
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 11:01pm.
speakit, you are really out of touch with the MaryKay world! MaryKay now offers a Pink Hummer. James Haven is too manly for a Pink Cadillac. What will his biker friends say? James Haven and Dr. Dre cannot be rollin' the streets in a Caddy. Would ruin James Haven's image!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on October 8, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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Nuthin. *innocent look*
Have you sold enough Mary Kay to drive a pink cadillac?
Submitted by speakit on October 8, 2008 - 10:58pm.
I really hope the real James Haven sees James Haven's posts.
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What do you mean by the "real" James Haven?
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I really hope the real James Haven sees James Haven's posts.
body language looks real stiff. she's not even leaning back against him really, like she's purposely holding her hips away from his hips. truthfully she always looks like she is pulling away from him.
...it could be the fug hat though that's got her all shook.
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
@ fortune lady.
I totally belive you. The dog thing is right on, but if Mike tyson shook Brad up about dating Robin Givens, he got over his fear of chocolate women a long time ago lol. He dated Thandie Newton for a year before he got with Gwyneth Paltrow.
James Haven is mad and he ain't gonna take it anymore! If you look at the fourth thumbnail (who thought of that word?), Angie and Brad are scrutinizing guess who?!!! Yours Truly, James Haven that's who! They pointed, snickered and laughed at James Haven all damn day!
There was James Haven working his fingers to the bone, building houses and there was Brad in that stupid hat walking around like his was all important! To make matters worse those crazy kids ran all over the place getting in James Haven's way. All Angie did was laugh and tell James Haven to "STFU James Haven! Mad is only playin'" !!!!!
Even Lupita, the nanny (the one they say they don't have, got in on the act.) She ate James Haven's lunch! James Haven couldn't wait fo them to leave. Thank goodness they let for France! James Haven will miss Shiloh because Shiloh loves her Uncle James Haven. Those other three do nothing but get in James Haven's way!
Mad sets them off. This morning he had Z put her oatmeal in James Haven's new workboots! Then the new kid used MaryKay's most expensive moisturizer to wax Brad's car! Aaarrrggghhh!
Brad sent James Haven to get lumber. When James Haven arrived, this 250lb maneater came foaming from the mouth at James Haven! He grabbed James Haven by the throat and shouted: "You better tell that prettyboy Brad that if he don't pay his lumber bill, I'm gonna break James Haven's boney nose"!
Why James Haven? Shouldn't he have said he was going to break Brad's beak? That would be more menacing, no?
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They are really good. Do you know they open their blog on **fitnessloving.com**. That is a hot dating club. They said they hope their fans support them.
Damn Angie Jo is looking OLLLLLDDD.
Why is it that she always has to be holding one child? I was amazed when I saw in earlier photos that Shiloh actually could walk.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 8, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Is Pax in a...spinning diaphragm? Damn they make weird toys for kids now...wiggling peeing penis dolls and now this.
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Looks more like a spinning "cervical cap" than a diaphram. At least he it isn't playing on a giant "doughnut". I had never heard about a penis doughnut until last night. I am so thankful for my extensive education here at Dlisted!
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It seems to me they made a 48-hour appearance in NO. Brad rode his bike somewhere and Angie took the kids for a walk. Why? How did that help NO in any way?
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Now relieve the pressure.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 8, 2008 - 5:00pm.
No need to thank me, honey.
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If she won't I sure will. Thank YOU.
How's Mr. Kibbutz?
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Here's a great family picture:
http://1.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celebitchy/08octobera/brangelinano1...
Whoops! It cut my link off. Just cut-and-paste this after photobucket.com
albums/s218/celebitchy/08octobera/brangelinano11.jpg
Submitted by Agie on October 8, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I can't believe some of the shit said here about how their kids are going to so fucked up because they move alot. What about military children?
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The normal military family doesn't move every couple of months like these fools. AND their children are usually enrolled in school!
Is Pax in a...spinning diaphragm? Damn they make weird toys for kids now...wiggling peeing penis dolls and now this.
I have seen what is to come
It shall be bad
Then it shall turn good
He is in pain
There is great turmoil between them
She will cheat on him with a man and woman and a dog
He will be happy to have a reason to leave
He will marry a younger chocolate woman
He got over his fear of chocolate women after
Mike Tyson tried to kill him for dating Robin Givens
He will take the children with him
He will live happily ever after
As for she not so much
James haven will betray her and sell the sex tapes
Mark my words
*sigh* All right "Sharon," because I can't resist anymore, here's your post, edited by yours truly, because I'm that embarrassed for you, seriously:
Submitted by sharoninshape on October 8, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Beautiful family, and Angie, too. Those kids mean the world to her. She is involved in all of her kids' lives and looks so happy when she is with them, unlike some Hollywood mothers. Angie, Gwen, and Halle are always so happy to be with their kids.
*Following is your original mess:
Submitted by sharoninshape on October 8, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Beautiful family and Angie. Those kids means the world to her. She is involve in all of her kids life and look so happy when she is whith them unlike some Hollywood mother.Angie, Gwen and Halle are aways so happy to be with their kids.
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No need to thank me, honey.
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
O! theres no problem with me if they choose to make another "chosen one" in public.
matter of fact, i want to see that! hahaha