Wednesday, October 8th 2008

Morning Wood

R.I.P. "The Riches" - E! Online

Nick Nolte escapes burning house!! - Defamer

Bill Ray approves of his daughter's 20-year-old panty model boyfriend - Celebitchy

I miss the old Anna Faris - Popoholic

Pizza Face Diaz is spoiled - I'm Not Obsessed

Jade Goody's words of wisdom - Holy Moly!

Kanye West's "American Psycho" inspired video. Thankfully, no vagina rats are featured. - Popbytes

Weird Al is back! - SOW

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together - ICYDK

Bull Durham II?! Why bother! - Mollygood

Jakey Poo's parents are getting a divorce - A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Michael K


I heart Al Yankovic. Do they still have government cheese?

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R.I.P. Rupert!

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Submitted by NitWitty on October 8, 2008 - 11:29am.
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HAHAHA!! Ginger SNAP!!!

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 8, 2008 - 11:25am.
Nits, that's ginger crotch to you.
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That's funny. I always thought you liked "ginger snatch," so much better.

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

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I don't get the hating on Diaz, I think she's pretty.
love me some weird Al

trying to catch me white and nerdy is hilarious

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Amen, Motherfucker.

islandgirl's picture

Nits, that's ginger crotch to you.

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NitWitty's picture

IG, Fire Crotch says wot?

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

islandgirl's picture

Nit... or MY box, for that matter. :-)

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Weird Al is a funny fuck.
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Hysteria's picture

"Nick Nolte escapes burning house. . ."

That's not surprising. He probably set the fire himself, blowtorching his toe hairs.

Just another regular day for Nick.

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lizzieb
Right. Eddies American wasn't first rate. That's the worst thing i'll say about the Izz.

Soooo, yah.

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I wish a twenty year old man would try to date my as yet un-born daughter...

That is gon' be some unsuspected sniper fire!

mark my words!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 8, 2008 - 11:12am.
Uh Oh...
All of the Eddieloonies from DLISTED are going to destroy F/X.

Not me, I never saw this, not even sure if it was on the UK. That woman annoys me. There's an air of neediness and desparation that just bugs me, along with her odd shaped head and jaw. I am going to get clobbered for this but I wouldn't like to see my Eddie pretending to be American. I'm sure Johhny Depp's English accent has the same effect on Americans (although to be fair, it's not bad. It's not very good but it's not up there with Dick Van Dyke)

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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

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IG, on the other hand, it doesn't take much for a cardboard box to go up in flames.

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

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Oh Billy Ray you stupid hick. Isn't he familiar with the saying "Grass grows, blay ball."?

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sexy's picture

this shit is hot.

islandgirl's picture

Nits!! ♥♥ He was very convincing, no? Talk about life imitating art.
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IG, Naw. That was just his movie down and out in beverly hills. Badoomp chang... I'm not ashamed, really.

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

islandgirl's picture

That's funny, I thought Nick Nolte was already homeless.

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Justina's picture

You know Billy Ray & Justin Gaston are actually boning.

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Uh Oh...
All of the Eddieloonies from DLISTED are going to destroy F/X.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Oookay, Jade Goody. I've never understood when people say things like "I wouldn't wish blahblahblah on my worst enemy!" Really? 'Cause I sure would! Maybe I'm just a hateful cunt.

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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.

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Ohhhhhhh this is a new term. What is a vagina rat MK? Or who ever will answer me?

Is that like um a trouser snaker er sumpin?

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MK....Izzard for hot slut, yeah? Huh? Wink! Wink! Tickle tickle!

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"Who are you really, wanderer?"-- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."

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“He’s got a great heart and soul, and a lot of determination,” Billy Ray added.

yeah, a determination to get rich, and get in your daughter's panties.

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NitWitty's picture

Move over Jamie Lynn, hope you got room in the trailer park for Miley. She's next.

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Justina's picture

That photo scared me!

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I love Eddie, and a lot of FX shows, but The Riches sucked.

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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
-Alanis Morisette "You Learn"