Wednesday, October 8th 2008

Morning Wood

R.I.P. "The Riches" - E! Online

Nick Nolte escapes burning house!! - Defamer

Bill Ray approves of his daughter's 20-year-old panty model boyfriend - Celebitchy

I miss the old Anna Faris - Popoholic

Pizza Face Diaz is spoiled - I'm Not Obsessed

Jade Goody's words of wisdom - Holy Moly!

Kanye West's "American Psycho" inspired video. Thankfully, no vagina rats are featured. - Popbytes

Weird Al is back! - SOW

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together - ICYDK

Bull Durham II?! Why bother! - Mollygood

Jakey Poo's parents are getting a divorce - A Socialite's Life



paris herpes's picture

The Riches wasn't a bad show either, although I thought that Eddie and Minnie had ZERO chemistry. There's something cold about Minnie, she rarely has chemistry with ANYBODY she co-stars with!

Your face!

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My joke and I think it is funny.fuck off♥

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Lie-Lo's picture

I think MK should feature Jade Goody more, she is ripe for ridicule as she's utterly ridiculous.

patty cake's picture

Eddie is best on stage..acting isnt his best thing...

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The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

that dog face Minnie Driveroverherface is annoying as fuck..she doesnt need a job..she comes from a very wealthy family..time for her to clock out... take that baby back to England and whine over there.
xoxox

The war isn't working.

stake_spike's picture

Dale killed it.

I watched the show, but Dale annoyed me to no end. They could of at least told us what would have happened! Damn them.

red_hot_kitchen's picture

Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 4:53pm.

Thanks. It just seemed like they were shifting in and out of accents, but I forgot about the older kids.

I don't remember the part about Eddie growing up somewhere else either--but it's been so long since the show's been on. I should get the DVD.

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~*RENZSTAR*~

Yo! I saw Cameron Diaz today at the local West Hollywood Starbucks.

Looking like she just got out of bed I actually thought maybe I was seeing just another white girl.

Then she laughed and i was like yup. thats her.

Cute girl.

She looked more awkward than famous.

DLISTED ROCKS!!

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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 8, 2008 - 4:34pm.

I believe minnie and the kids were supposed to have similar accents. Yes the two older kids def had accents, sammi not so much.

Eddies character grew up somewhere else and joined the travellers after grade 7 i think - they likely put that in the story line to compensate for his generic american accent.

Bastards. I loved that show.

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red_hot_kitchen's picture

I knew The Riches would be canceled. I was just thinking about that show yesterday, how the first season was so good and the show had a lot of promise but the second season was disappointing.

The one thing I could never figure out about that show was what kind of accents they were supposed to have. Minnie sounded Southern, Eddie occasionally sounded English, and the kids didn't have accents. Were they just bad American accents? Or were the "travellers" supposed to sound that way?

Aunt Bea's picture

Minnie and her chipmunk cheeks annoy the hell outta me

TITS's picture

@Clarisse Down Low!

not seeing anything about the riches on there. am i missing it?

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Clarisse's picture

TITS~!!!
I'm on there too!!!
High five!!

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TITS's picture

created an account at eddieizzard.com.

one of the questions that was asked after password, date of birth etc was cake or death, with a check box for each.

hee

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WTF??? The Riches was the best show in a long time! That SUCKS!!!

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DeeDee's picture

Come on down to New Mexico Angel! I'll make you some homemade green chile stew and red chile enchiladas to die for.

Methinks the Photoshoppers had a field day with Minnie's neck. It very loooooooong.

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Submitted by DeeDee on October 8, 2008 - 2:35pm.

Hi angel! How are you? Me likey vampire Britney.
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I'm good and silly, hunny! How you farin'?

Everybody was scared of her anyway. Dr. D thought it'd be a good idea...He was right!

PS. Your hot chilis make me crave Mexican!

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Hi angel! How are you? Me likey vampire Britney.

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Submitted by DeeDee on October 8, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Yayay Weird Al!
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Double Yayay!

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DeeDee's picture

The Riches is a good show! I think it was on the wrong network.

Yayay Weird Al!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I shall die without my Izzard fix!!!!!!

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TITS's picture

@Clarisse - yeah, he was going for a generic accent that's probably why his character was a half breed.

I loved all the characters on that show. Kimmie, nana, chunky k.... wanted to find out what the legal assistant was going to do after she realized doug was a fraud.

Fuck. I even liked the unpleasant characters too!

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Helena's picture

NO Bull Durham II. Please, god. I love the first one but a sequel has disaster written all over it.

I live in Durham, NC, and go to Bulls games regularly in the summer but here is one instance where I could not bear to support them: Kevin Costner was supposed to perform at the DBAP (Durham Bulls Athletic Park) with his band Modern West on July 4 this year (but it got rained out). I have nothing against Kevin Costner but that is the corniest shit I have ever heard.

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Eddie Izzard always struck me as an arrogant twat.

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Deb's picture

I adore Eddie Izzard. I've seen "Dress to Kill" about 20 times and still laugh my ass off every time. I loved him as Charlie Chaplin in "The Cat's Meow". My hub and I saw the "Stripped" show in Chicago this year, (which was ridiculously funny).
I really WANTED to like "The Riches". I watched the first few episodes, and found it way over the top. I just felt the writers through too much in there. It wasn't funny, nor compelling, and I felt no empathy for any of the characters.
I look forward to Eddie's next project.

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Clarisse's picture

Euphoria,
This is why i love Dlisted! You sluts GET sexy!!!!

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Clarisse's picture

TITS,
Born and bred in Cleveland Ohio baby!

I have certainly heard worse Amercan accents, but he has a certain lilt to his accent that doesn't fit any where in the States.

Fuck. This makes me sad!! I loved the Riches! I loved that evil bitch w/th prosthetic arm!!!

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That Kanye video actually held my attention....

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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

Bull Durham II? Why fuck with perfection? Besides everyone that played in the first one is too old to do a sequel, and I am speaking as an old fart myself.

I am not wanting to witness the sex on the table scene with two people bordering on getting senior discounts at IHOP.

StewieGriffin's picture

"The Riches"? I didn't even know this show existed. I would've watched if FX had done a little promotion and made the world aware of it...the premise sounds like it was interesting. Oh well, that's what you get for putting anything on a FOX network.

Euphoria's picture

That picture of Eddie is making me tingly. Yummy. And Minnie is über gorgeous. Yeah, there are many TV shows that deserve the axe more than this one.

TITS's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on October 8, 2008 - 11:21am.

lizzieb
Right. Eddies American wasn't first rate. That's the worst thing i'll say about the Izz.
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Really? I'm Canadian and he only slipped up once maaaybe twice with the accent. And those were subtle mistakes.

Are you UK or North American?

Fuck I'm pissed.

One commenter on the e-online site suggested everyone send in a rock - 'the doug rich way' and that maybe together we could build a mountain. sniff. WAAAHAHHHHHHHH

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TITS's picture

user@fxnetworks.com

fx network contact

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Clarisse's picture

Exec trannys rule!

HERE HERE!!

PIP PIP!!!

Executive trannys will take over the world!!! Fuck the meek! (they won't mind)

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El Bastardo's picture

Bambam and lizzieb, its a sad state of affairs when a show like that is ditched and The Hills etc is still on, how many seasons of The Simple Lifes were there? What can ya do?
lizzieb-try to see 'em! :o)

Clarisse, thats clearer now, stop drooling! :o)

Exec trannys rule!

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Clarisse's picture

*wipes chin, whips screen*

Sorry El Bastardo. All clean now.

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TITS's picture

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

THOSE ASSHOLES!!!

What prize moron cancelled the riches?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH

going back to bed.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 8, 2008 - 12:18pm.

Eh? I've never seen it- is it? I know we are always the villians in Hollywood movies but we don't mind that. Makes us look a bit tougher than our usual tea and crumpets, jolly hockey sticks image.

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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 8, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Who left all that drool on the picture?
CLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Yep, cancel The Richies, soooooo racist towards the English...or is it Britishcist, UKist...dunno!

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Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Eddie is the shit!!! Minnie gets hotter and hotter with age!!! Oh fuckity fuckity fuck fuck what the fuck are they thinking??? They're just jelly of Eddie's cross dressing charisma. They are racialist, er Britishist, uh cross dresscisist, um........they're something bad I know that much.

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They need to make Mini a CSI investigator, and Eddie a hospital doctor or New York cop. THEN the show would go on. That is apparently the only type of show that can be made.

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@LoLo I have no idea what a vagina rat is but I'm skkeeeeered of it....
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El Bastardo's picture

Who left all that drool on the picture?
CLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRIIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Yep, cancel The Richies, soooooo racist towards the English...or is it Britishcist, UKist...dunno!

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Submitted by Possum on October 8, 2008 - 11:50am.
I'm happy about Kimmel and Sarah... I don't know why, or why I even care. But I do.
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Me too... It's weird, isn't it? I couldn't care less about these people but the fact that they are back together somehow warms my heart.

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I am heartbroken about the riches, but am glad it at least got a second season. WAAAAH!

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Aww, so sorry to hear about Jake's parents. That stinks. :(

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Possum's picture

I'm happy about Kimmel and Sarah... I don't know why, or why I even care. But I do.

Weird Al is the shit and you all need to admit it to yourselves and everyone else.

I loved The Riches show. They cancel that but leave crap on like the Girls Next Door or the Kardassian train-wreck? puh-leeeeze

Justina's picture

I never realized just how much Haggie Gyllenhaag looks like her mom.

The Riches sucked. Good riddence

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