Asshole's "White Trash" Birthday Party
One of Papa Joe's cash pigs turned 24 on Friday and celebrated with a "white trash" themed party at his house in Encino, CA. Last year, Asshole Simpson threw an 80s theme party for her ugly barfday. What's next year? A stupiddumbtalentlessbitch theme party? They can go dressed as themselves!
A source who went to the party tells People that the menu included corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers and french fries. Shit, that's a boring menu. Where's the Ritz Cracker apple pie? The Kool-Aid spritzers? The Hungry Man frozen meals? The chipped beef dip? The Frito nachos? Once again Asshole Simpson has FAILED. If she was smart, she would've asked Brit Brit to cater that shit.
The source went on to say, "Ashlee wore Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly. Joe wore a cut-off muscle T-shirt and a mullet wig. It was funny. Jessica was wearing a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage."
You know, I bet you this "source" only thinks it was a white trash party, but it really wasn't. It was just the Simpsons hanging out in their backyard, being themselves.
For my birthday next year, I'm going to have an "Asshole and Pete" themed party. Everyone can come dressed up as emo vaginas, gigantic noses and dirty tampons. I'll serve bullshit stew and acid reflux cocktails.
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Ashlee dressed as Britney, it sounds like.
They forgot the chicken fried steak....
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on October 8, 2008 - 11:06am.
The idea of that douche putting part of his body into that idiot & creating life literally makes me sick.
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You mean his giant chin? :-P
*waving, gagging*
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The idea of that douche putting part of his body into that idiot & creating life literally makes me sick.
Wasn't there a time when celebs were glamorous creatures? Not a bunch of stupid white trash pigs?
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@Speakit, that's called a grey goose theme day!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Funny! I'm having a theme day, just because. Uh huh, yeah, it's a Ileftmypieceofshithusbandandgoddamnwhywon'tsomeonecallmeforajob day.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 8, 2008 - 10:58am.
These 2 are the reason why I support forced sterilization for asshats and douchesters
I've been a firm supporter of that un-written law since my teens.
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Glamour died with Heddy Lamar.
i saw the headline first and thought of at least 6 white trash possibilities (all spears or lohans).
This guy is the worlds biggest wanker. He is just so cheesy, and I don't think I have enough time to say what's wrong with that other twat.
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These 2 are the reason why I support forced sterilization for asshats and douchesters.
aww, matching bangs. how vomitus
They all came as themselves and had the nerve to call it a "theme."
DOUCHE CHILLS!!!
"Jessica was wearing a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage"
- That's a costume? Sure.
I hate Corn Dogs.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Ah this reminds me of college and the party we threw called "Fuck you white trash" named after Lizzy Grubmans lil incident, It was pretty fun everyone dressed up as white trash and got drunk... ahh those were the days!
Ill never understand why she didnt shave the damn chin down when she had the nose done.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Pete has to be Jeremy Piven's love child with a baboon.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
cash pigs... heeeee.....
gawd I hate these two vapid asstards.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I'll have to stand next to Okie on this one too. Although, I don't like him personally. I really like the bands music and their new single is good too. *hangs head in shame and dons plastic raincoat*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Was Asshole drinking beer? We know she's preggs, but so do some white trash bitches who drink 40s in their 3rd trimester. She FAILS again. That's an usuality
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We're fucked
Has Ashlee been dropped by her record label yet? God, I hope so.
How long has she been pregnant now? Three years? When she's going to pop that thing out?
These people are scummy. Always thought Jessica looks like she smells of body odor.
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Glamour died with Heddy Lamar.
*throwin eggs at Okie*
*Followed by air kisses*
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We're fucked
I'm surprised the party wasn't held at Starbucks.
Pete Wentz made a special appearance in Californication. Dude is FUG-LEE!!
He just doesn't seem like the fatherly type, I wouldn't feel "protected and safe" with him around. He seems he'd be the first to scream like a bitch and run off if a fight broke out. He's SUCH a vagina and the Simpsons(the un-animated ones...ironic) piss me off.
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We're fucked
What did Pete wear? I like pete, myself.. I like his band, and his songs, to be honest!! They have really funny videos! I can eat eggs, so throw them at me, ok??
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
So basically, everyone came as themselves?
Best Halloween costume I ever did was as "Bridesmaid from Hell".
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Holy batfuckery those two get more and more disgusting every time i see them...DAYUM
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These two are the absolute worst. Corny and clueless...
Somebody didn't get the memo. It was a Spears themed party! Cheezuz!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I'm pretty good at pegging people, and I really don't think the Simpsons can joke about being white trash.
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