Aubrey O'Day Never Leaves Home Without Ginger
The raggedy puff ball known as Aubrey O'Day loves to go out every night to do "slut bag stuff," but must she drag poor Ginger with her every time? I'm sure Ginger really wants to be around a bunch of drunk whores who spill their Mojitos on her. Actually, she probably puts her little paws together and prays at night that someone will drop a cocktail on her, so that it can wash away that dye.
How long has Ginger been wearing that hideous hair color for? Like a month? If that shit is temporary, shouldn't it wash out rather quickly? That means the pooch hasn't had a bath for at least a few weeks. Vom.
My dog gets a bath once a week like clockwork. I'm obsessive about it. I brush him once a day and wash him once a week or else he'll smell like rotten ass jelly. His ass jelly smell mixed with my butt grease stench could kill baby birds.
Little Ginger not getting her ass washed regularly makes sense, because Aubrey looks like soap hasn't touched her skin in a while. That being said, I still adore her like a pair of low hangers. Don't ask me why.
Here's Aubrey and her suicide watch dog at a Paper Magazine party last night. I also threw in some pictures of Amanda Lepore, because this post called for a little tranny hotness.
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Oh I forgot about Pam Anderson, EEG. Well that makes it official: Canada is the greatest civilization ever.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Monday *was* the deadline to register for voting, y'all.
Carry on.
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Come on Bill (Come on Bill)
Oh, come on Bill (Come on Bill)
Come on and marry me Bill
I got the votin' day blues
Please marry me Bill
I got the votin' day blues (blues)
Votin' day blues (blues)
MARRY ME BILL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXvInTKpcSM
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GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE I'D BE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!
r u atoning?
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Mr. Pres.,
You forgot our ultimate contribution to your society...Pam Peta Anderson.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
hey angel, hey everybody....
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
psst i figured out a way to cheat on the hsotm poll and vote as many times as I want.
mr pres this should interest you! heeheehee
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Change just brings problems - Doug
TITS, oh. HAHA. You haven't figured out yet that I am VERY slow. Shit, I can't even spell my own state.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 7, 2008 - 11:59pm.
TITS: April 15 is the deadline for filing your tax returns. Tax freedom day in Taxacheussits comes later than just about anywhere else here.
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I know, I was just yanking your chain. heh heh, sorry.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
@Angel - it's very odd living here - there are very few of the 'big chains' here. The populace is decidedly 'buy local'. We don't even have 'bi-ways'!
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And J.Lo has not even french kissed her kids. Obviously Aubrey loves her dog. I mean she REALLY loves her dog.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hey, PSL:
That, I believe. Dyed or no.
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Aubrey's dog is cuter than the Dragon Tale Twins.
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
You crazy, Mr. Pres!
To be honest, I don't know enough of the girl. She seemed like a cutie (personality wise) on that MTB clip I saw. But I dunno...PDiddy?
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Call me crazy, but I think Aubrey would be a great mom. angel, JLo cares only about herself.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@MR. Pres:
It looked righter the first time;p
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Happy Birthday, Amy
angel: For exporting Avril and Celine, you should be paying our taxes!!! Consider it a toxic waste disposal fee.
I misspelled Taxachessetts. Yes, I'm retarded.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Dontcha think its kinda weird that we see Aubrey with her dog a LOT more often than we see JLo with her kids?
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Not that I'm bitter or anything...
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Happy Birthday, Amy
And anyway, we practically DO pay your taxes, considering every 5 minutes one of our Mom'n'Pop shops is getting shut down by one of your multinationals...
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Happy Birthday, Amy
TITS: April 15 is the deadline for filing your tax returns. Tax freedom day in Taxacheussits comes later than just about anywhere else here.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I'm American. I can vote and still pay taxes here! Well, that is if I ever get above the poverty line:)
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by Mr. President on October 7, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Are you guys going to start paying the IRS on April 15, too?
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Is that your tax freedom day?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Are you guys going to start paying the IRS on April 15, too?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sandbitch - they'd never notice and there's no reason to tell them, just let them go through the motions. Let them go into a booth and push a button.
The majority don't even vote. (I think us canucks are only slightly better, but still better)
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Sandybitch - this is an idea whose time has come. Clearly americans can't be trusted with the vote (that's when they can be bothered to vote at all!). The rest of the industrialized world should be the ones deciding their election. None of that electoral college crap either.
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LOL - Can you imagine the UPROAR stateside!
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 7, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Margaret Cho's assistant for Hot Slut of the Day.
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YES!!! I emailed his nibs.
http://www.seleneluna.com/
chola mini!!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Margaret Cho's assistant for Hot Slut of the Day. I love it when chicks get all violent and shit, except when it's towards me.
Hey thanks for the vote, angel!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
OFF-TOPIC: That Margaret Cho assistant is hot shit. She just picked a fight with a guy (edited to say a "gay" not a "guy" oopsie!). She totally pushed him. LOL.
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Happy Birthday, Amy
I LOVE M Cho - even back when she had her own sitcom. When she makes fun of her parents it cracks me up. I just wish she'd spend less time 'being gay'.
I liked the assistant when they had the beauty contest.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Sandybitch - this is an idea whose time has come. Clearly americans can't be trusted with the vote (that's when they can be bothered to vote at all!). The rest of the industrialized world should be the ones deciding their election. None of that electoral college crap either.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Boomsy:
Here's a video of Amanda from I believe 1990; she was SO PRETTY!!! She should've stopped while she was ahead.
http://worldofwonder.net/movies/joanrivers.mp4
Thanks for the video! So sad how creepy he/she looks now. Now I want to find what she looked like when she was a man.
I'm voting for Bill Clinton. All is forgiven.
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Arkansas here I come.
Amanda Lepore: Creator and copyrighter of the term "DSL."
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Now relieve the pressure.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 7, 2008 - 10:38pm.
angel, I'm voting for myself.
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So am I! I vote for you too!
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Happy Birthday, Amy
I really hope the sisters at St. Agnes lost track of O'Day long ago.
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Now relieve the pressure.
why is there a belt on her head? is it cutting of her oxygen?
Submitted by speakit on October 7, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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No, but I am weirded out that he's telling me you touched him in his 'special' place.
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I was just daubing.
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Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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No, but I am weirded out that he's telling me you touched him in his 'special' place.
She's going to look even more ridiculous when she takes the headband off. Nice forehead circle indentations. It'll provide a nice target for her "date."
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
angel, I'm voting for myself.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 7, 2008 - 10:31pm.
It's official: Obama will be the next President after Aubrey's endorsement.
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And now YOU know who to vote for, Mr. Pres! We've been waiting, yes...?
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Happy Birthday, Amy
It's official: Obama will be the next President after Aubrey's endorsement.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
You're welcome speak. Everything is now right with the world. I saved it from when I had chola cat stabbing him. In case you're weirded out that I had you icon...
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Change just brings problems - Doug
I think I just came a little bit...
How Aubry of me!
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Is DebFrmHeck your evil twin?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Thanks TITS!
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No :P
I'm sorry, there is NOTHING pretty or attractive about this dumbass. I can even understand pics of Kim Kardashian more than this idiot. Why do people invite her places, take pics?
Why do I know who she is at all?
ugh.
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
SpeakIt,
What is this DebFrmHeck stuff?!?!?! Are you turning over a new leaf that I know nothing about?
Punishment is a space bar the size of a thumbnail...
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Maybe I didn't love you. Quite as often as I could have. Little things I should have said and done. I just never took the time. But Peen was always on my mind...
@Speakit! Pressie!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
what the fuck is that stupid thing on her head and next time can it come with a brain attached?
And I know Obama has got to be tired of dumb ass individuals claiming they "support" him. If mcCain's major supporter wasn't Ye Most High Idiot himself, I would have to start seriously considering my stance.
Luckily Dubya still has a lower IQ than Aubrey, P Diddy, Paris, and Madonna....
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....