David Crosby Talks Peen
Yeah, this isn't strange. David Crosby has somehow found himself as part of the case between Rob Lowe and his former nasty nanny. Laura Boyce (the nasty nanny) claims she was sexually harassed by the Lowes. They're currently going through a bunch of court shit.
TMZ reports that David hung out with Laura Boyce and the Lowes in Hawaii last year. He said in a declaration that Laura kept talking about big dicks. Can we please get audio of David saying this!
David said that Laura openly talked about only dating "black guys because of their cocks." David went on to say, "Laura Boyce was open about her personal life and dating preferences and freely discussed that in front of my wife and me."
A friend of the Lowes also said in a declaration that the always classy Laura talked about jumbo peen a lot. The friend said, "Laura began bragging about the size of her boyfriend's penis. Laura said that her boyfriend was an African American athlete. Laura bragged that her boyfriend's penis was 'the second largest cock in the NBA.'" How big was his wang you ask? Well, the Lowes' friend went on to say that it was so big that Laura "had to wear a 'life saver' so that his penis didn't 'rip her pussy apart."
For the children out there, a "life saver" is a ring you put on your massive schlong so that it doesn't poke out an organ or anything.
First of all, Laura Boyce probably shouldn't be a nanny anymore, right? What the hell kind of nanny talks like that?! They should be talking about spoonfuls of sugar. Not about cock!
Second of all, if her boyfriend has the second biggest dick in the NBA, who has the first? How do they determine this? Do they say, "Welcome to the NBA! We need to measure your dick now"? And where is this list kept? Is it open to the public? Are there pictures as proof? I need to know the answers to these questions! The welfare of my private areas depend on it!
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Hoff - TRUE!
No cervix stabbing please! That shit fucking HURTS!
Aren't lifesavers worn around the waist or chest? Just how deep was this guy planning to plow?
And how does david C know what a lifesaver is? huh? huh? see? mean old bastard.
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Mikey, I think you should read that book by the World's Greatest Whore, Karrine Steffens!!! Girlfriend has had every dickie-poo in the NBA and every rapper in the universe. She will know, for sure!!
well, getting banged in the cervix hard enough to jar the ovaries is fucking like getting kicked in the balls for dudes, so give me six inches, thick.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Don't let the santa claus thing he has going on fool you. That looks like one mean old fucker to me.
I can see him lying just for spite and fun.
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chicks only talk about big cock when they don't actually have big cock... she's lying! and, yes... no more nanny work for that ho please!
ROFL! MK, you're killing me!
Submitted by zomay on October 7, 2008 - 6:14pm.
David Crosby is one of those guys that always ends up involved in a story that leaves you scratching your head and wondering why he is even in the story.
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For reals. So bizarre. LOL
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Well, that is very uncomfortable.
A life saver?
You learn something new here every day.
So a "life saver" is like a cock ring? Speaking of which I saw the prettiest cock ring, it was made of pearls!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Why did the Lowes hire her in the first place? She sounds like a douche bag.
Maybe she interviews well.
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I'm sorry, but was her boyfriend possibly Shaquiile O' Neal or maybe Kobe, we all know he likes white girls,lol...I'm just askin'...Hey, if David Crosby can end up in this story, anyone can!
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Submitted by No Words on October 7, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I don't understand "size queens"...I mean, if I needed a big dick to fill up my cavernous, stretched-out vagina, I sure wouldn't brag about it.
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I don't understand "size queens"...I mean, if I needed a big dick to fill up my cavernous, stretched-out vagina, I sure wouldn't brag about it.
#3 Thread title i thought i would never read...
"David Crosby Talks Peen"
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
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Um, if her bf was in the NBA, why did she have to work? I would have been all "Bitch, your rich. Pay my bills."
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LOLOLOL....I find it so hilarious when some white girls brag about the fact that they only date "black guys" or they go out of their way to let you know that thier boyfriend is black, as if that makes them more prestigious or something. Ok, so you conquered the black peen...do you want a medal or something?! Peen is peen in my book,lol.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Yea, peen stats are listed with rebounds, I think.
This thing has gone in a direction I didn't see coming...David Crosby? Isn't he busy inseminating lesbians? WTF??
David Crosby is one of those guys that always ends up involved in a story that leaves you scratching your head and wondering why he is even in the story.
Long sentence, yes I know this.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
Blech - sounds to me like Laura Boyce has an incredibly oversized vag.
And if what Tristam says about Crosby is true, I'm sure Melissa Etheridge sure is happy to have chosen him to be her babies daddy.
Pepaw Perv.
"For the children out there, a "life saver" is a ring you put on your massive schlong so that it doesn't poke out an organ or anything."
Thanks for clearing that up MK because I really had no idea. I'm not sure if I should be ashamed that I haven't seen peen that big or happy that I haven't need a safety device for sexy times.
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David Crosby is a jerk. In real life, he's the opposite of everything the Sixties stood for and of the songs he wrote or sang. The judge should throw his statement out as inherently incredible. This is the guy who, after his friends put on benefits to get him a new liver, ran the new one into the ground in a few short years.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Holy crap this guy is all up in everybody's vag and uterus, isn't he?
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
For the children out there, a "life saver" is a ring you put on your massive schlong so that it doesn't poke out an organ or anything.
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O. You mean it's not a...Lifesaver? That would work too, right? ;p
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