Try, Try, Try Again
At last night's Elle Magazine party, Halle Berry looked a little pregnanty (yes, I made that up) in the belly area. She didn't if she was knocked up, but she did tell UsWeekly that her and Hot Sperm Donor are trying to give Baby Nahla a sibling. She said, "Yeah, we are working on that!"
When asked if they were getting married anytime soon, Hot Sperm Donor said, "We have no plans for marriage. We are more married than ever, really.” More married than ever? What does that mean exactly? I thought they were trying to have a baby. Married bitches don't do sexy times!
You know, if I looked like Halle Berry and my dude looked like Hot Sperm Donor, I would spend my days and nights trying to have a baby. I wouldn't be at that event, because I'd be too busy "trying" to make a baby. I would only set aside 20-minutes of free time a day to play with my own chichis.
Seriously. How can you chicks with big tittays not play with them all the time? I know. Chicks say the same thing about peens, but it's totally different. Playing with your own peen usually leads to it getting excited and then...well...you know. It's a whole fucking production! But playing with your own chichis is good, clean fun!
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How can she be pregnant - she CLEARLY has her period, right now, I mean, look at the pictures, LOL! (and yes that's why you don't wear white when it's that time of the month). Her "belly"s gotta be just period bloat - should be gone in a few days.
good Lord, the first one wasn't cute. Oddly enough you would think she would have been. She better watch out or she is gonna have a rumer on her hands. You know, two good looking children, one ugly child.
How can so much pretty not hurt your eyes? If I was either of these two I'm pretty sure I'd stumble to the bathroom every morning and before I flushed I'd say, "Damn, even my piss is beautiful."
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
When does she ever look NOT pretty? Sheeeit. Loved her in Jungle Fever. Boyfriend? Meh.
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Why marry him when she can get the sperm for free?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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They look good
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
"Our chichis don't stand at attention everytime the wind blows, our chichis down shrivel up in the pool or in cold weather,..."
Chichis don't - nippies do. Maybe us girls don't play with our tittays as often as guys play with their peens, but it sure gets us excited.
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 12:25am.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on October 8, 2008 - 12:17am.
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Sounds good to me!
Perfect man:
mute (or only speaks italian) and a chef.
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Well Gabriel grew up only speaking French. (English is his second language)and he was a cook before becoming a model.
Mrs K - chocolate factory, not liquor store. I have some couth!
Lovers - really? becks is mickey mouse? never heard him speak. figures - he's married to minnie. haha
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Change just brings problems - Doug
He is a hottie,good choice for a donor,yum
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He's a bit too k-fed looking for me. I much prefer him in dark glasses.
@TITS
True story, but I just want to hear his voice. Although, I regret ever hearing David Beckham speak...every dream I ever had of him was spoiled by his mickey mouse voice.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Submitted by TITS on October 8, 2008 - 12:25am.
Perfect man:
mute (or only speaks italian) and a chef.
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and owns a liquor store.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
ms halle is probs one of the only women I got nothing bad to say... congrats to her...
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I can't stand Halle, and it seems like her man would constantly be looking in the mirror at himself with his little squinty eyes... He must have mirrors on both the floors and ceilings!
And do we really want to see her fat ass and deodorant-stained armpit??
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on October 8, 2008 - 12:17am.
Does Gabriel even talk? He is in a Macy's commercial and I got excited because I thought "Finally, I get to hear Halle Berry's pet talk!" and WTF happens? He smiles and thats it! I'm convinced he is mute.
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Sounds good to me!
Perfect man:
mute (or only speaks italian) and a chef.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Does Gabriel even talk? He is in a Macy's commercial and I got excited because I thought "Finally, I get to hear Halle Berry's pet talk!" and WTF happens? He smiles and thats it! I'm convinced he is mute.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Shucks, if I looked like Halle Berry I'd prance around naked all day long, big belly or not. She's still better looking than most of us, even WITH a gut.
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Mira, I wish Halle would get her fat graft/cheek implants replaced or redone. They look like chicken cutlets hanging from her face.
Happy Humping!!!
I think she is already preggers. Because if Gabe, Judy and her stylist let her walk out of the house wearing that dress. When she has a bit of a tummy still... They're dead wrong for that!
I like her better with long hair. The short do was overrated. Plus she probably got bored of wearing it short for so long.
Submitted by speakit on October 7, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I think so too and there are not many women who can make it look good. She does.
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w/o analyzing it too much, I think she has perfect features and that shows with the short hair
Submitted by applehead on October 7, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Halle looks so much better with short hair
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I think so too and there are not many women who can make it look good. She does.
THAT IS PREGNANT BELLY. I have xray eyes. DON'T DOUBT ME!
Submitted by Melody1980 on October 7, 2008 - 11:02pm.
I guess the age old "time will tell" applies here
I also think she's preggers again. All of the side shots looks like there's a bump
She isn't pregnant - she just hasn't lost all the weight from having her daughter yet. That's why she's always in loose clothes and/or black at premieres. Duh, all new mom celebrities pull that same old trick.
Halle looks so much better with short hair
I have known my husband for half my life, have lived with him for 4 years and been married for 6 months... I definitely prefer marriage.
Speaking of which, congrats to Miss Priss from earlier! That's so exciting.
Submitted by Hekki on October 7, 2008 - 10:15pm.
LOL I did not see the K-Fed in him at first but not that you mention it ~ definately!
OMG!!!! Dude - you totally lost your hotness! You look like K-Fed.
so sad.
so sad.
so sad.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 7, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Who else thought that was K-Fed and his new piece?
DITTO!
her ass went KAPOW, but the over the shoulder ass out pose is just played out! When Kim Kardashian does it you should know it's probably not very cute!
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Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass....
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 7, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Beautiful, rich, fit and happy people dont need to get married. Marriage is for ugly, poor, ordinary people who need to compensate for how much they suck by having someone be forced by law to stay by their side.
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Please tell me this is not a serious comment....Yes, admittedly we are pretty broke because we're both full time students, but we love and enjoy each other very much. And no, we didn't get married because I got pregnant, we got married because we found something far from ordinary within each other.
And for the record, Halle has some serious self esteem issues and no one could pay me any amount of money to take relationship or life advice from the likes of her....
Also...sounds to me like someone either has a case of "always the bridesmaid never the bride" or maybe got left at the alter......
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Who else thought that was K-Fed and his new piece?
And what Creepella said about marriage. I like being married, I like my husband a LOT. It's not for everyone, but it's just fine with me.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 7, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Beautiful, rich, fit and happy people dont need to get married. Marriage is for ugly, poor, ordinary people who need to compensate for how much they suck by having someone be forced by law to stay by their side.
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I'm not poor, ugly or ordinary and I like being married. It might be for some might not for others but I would hardly let Halle be my guide. She has self esteem issues and probably has taken crap from men all her life.
Submitted by TITS on October 7, 2008 - 9:49pm.Meh
maybe it is universal ...gay or straight dudes..love chichis
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 7, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Methinks that MK is a closeted hetero...the man loves the chichis!
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You noticed that too?
I think his dream man would be anderson cooper with d cups.
I 'could' pshop.. naw 'fergetit
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Methinks that MK is a closeted hetero...the man loves the chichis!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I ♥ pregnant bellies... that's what she has.
She's hot, he's not.
My chichis love to dance. We have a good time bouncing to "Get Down Tonight" by K.C. and the Sunshine Band.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
if halle's happy with her situation with the hot sperm donor, then i'm happy for her...as pretty as he is, he does look like someone who should NEVER speak...but then again, neither should halle...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Damn. I had a baby a week after she did and I swear that I'm STILL recovering. I don't even think I could get pregnant now if I wanted to. My uterus is on strike until I can sleep eight hours in a row.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 7, 2008 - 6:59pm.
West Coast, and yes taken :(
So best pick Mrs. Kravitz back up from that curb XD
AND he's a lawyer, criminal defense...yum -- flashback to suited up hotness before court, volunteering to drop by papers, just because *sigh*
OK, time to go, don't want to derail the thread train with my adulterous thoughts!
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Amateur. You drop the papers on the floor - to check out his caboose.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Mmmmm, he gets hotter every time I see him.
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
whenever celebs say they are working on it (a baby) it means its already been achieved. she is totally pregnant again. she realizes she isnt getting any younger, she has the hottie, their genes didnt cancel out & create a monster, her baby is adorable, so i am sure they have been going at it for another one practically since the first one was born.
breasts are as much fun as they look, i definitely play with mine ALL the time.
Having been married once, I wouldn't do it again. I would choose to live together or better yet, live in separate residences and still be really together. Unfortunately with the economy as it is, it's best to share those bills.
How pathetic she doesn't have the self-esteem to demand more.
What a shame.
Anywho...this is why most people chortle at the idea of looking for Hollywood to be their moral compass.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 7, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Beautiful, rich, fit and happy people dont need to get married. Marriage is for ugly, poor, ordinary people who need to compensate for how much they suck by having someone be forced by law to stay by their side.
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This is what HO-llywood reduced marriage to so perverted minds like yours can utilize for your benefit.Besides what can CandyPerfumeGirl know?? Paris Hilton is that you? Candy anyone?
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Something tells me she is the next to have the new Hollywood accessory: twins.