Tuesday, October 7th 2008
Who Is September's Hot Slut Of The Month?
Okay, skanks! It's time to take your finger out of your (insert nickname for favorite hole here) and vote for September's "Hot Slut of the Month!" Your choices are:
Billy Mays - Infomercial king and chronic soft shouter
Etty Farrell - Rocker ladyboy and wife of Perry
Abandoned Couch - Abandoned couch
Isis Tsunami - America's next top tranny model
I shouldn't have to tell you this, but only humans can vote! Your sofa, loveseat and/or lounger cannot vote. It won't count! I'll know because....because.....I'll just know! Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced Thursday!
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I am torn between the couch and Isis....ugh
Of these choices, Abandoned Couch wins hands down. But I would have liked to see midnight sausage slapping guy in the running, he is a hot slut if ever there was one!
Submitted by bo_tatoe on October 8, 2008 - 7:09am.
Haha. Abandoned couch would throw herself into the path of danger for you!! Parasite does not compare.
Abandoned couch would save the last few Cheeto's for you, for when you're feeling like a little post-bong snack. And would cough up the extra coins you need to buy a bus fare to work. Abandoned couch is a humanitarian. I demand an apology!!!!!!!
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Abandoned couch. Saving lives since 2008
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 8, 2008 - 6:12am.
If we take a closer look - couchs sole achievement was that she had let some bypasser jump her. And though there's no video of sad encounter i take it, she acted about as passionate and exciting as Parasite.
Submitted by bo_tatoe on October 8, 2008 - 5:55am.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!
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Abandoned couch. Saving lives since 2008
How is that abandoned couch bitch in the poll AGAIN? Wasn't she/it last months hot slut?
Jesusf*ckingchrist, is this the new Parasite Hilton? A Celeb for doing absolutely nothing and being intelligent like an inanimate object?
I love Abandoned Couch, but I really want to see PP's reaction when Abandoned Couch or Spaghetti Cat wins Hot Babe of the Year.
Em*sad*loser:
You MUST know I've been a solid supporter of your loud homo mouth since 2006. but I will not tell a lie. Billy Maes is the only reason I have registered. Billy can make me want to buy anything (and I have, you can ask my BF of 7 yrs) for years!!!! So I am voting for him for HSOTM for September 2008 (even though its Oct) I'm not kidding, he fucking rocks my face off!! And so do you "my friend." I started this game w/my mom today that every time McCain says 'my friend' we drink (whiskey). We are Obama supporters, mostly because he's black for me, but my Mom goes for all that political crap. But my BEST friend is a gay black homo that I will love to the day I die, even if I go to hell for him. Ya, he's that cool. True Story.
Love,
Em
like I said before,Abandoned Couch gives great head!
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Team Abandoned Couch!
However, Spaghetti Cat wins Hot Slut of the Year hands down.
Why hold any more monthly competitions?
I was just going to say, how in America inanimate objects, who you throw out, because they may be too old to curently aid in updating your life/status, or your apartment, may, still win an election. Ain't America grand?____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Couch: it's like voting for McCain, but less weathered.
Why isn't Billy Mays winning? This is bullshit.
The couch is winning.
Look out for a Paris, Britney, Lindsay trifecta tomorrow. The end times are near.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
it's you couch...and it will always be you
couch for the win!
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
COUCH '08!!!!
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
Submitted by chin chin on October 7, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Edd on October 7, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Please, not Billy Mays...he's such an asshole...and he wakes me up every morning.
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sexy! please tell us the details
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I was with you until i reached the comment section. by then it'd occurred to me that I've been woken up by assholes before - sexy it is not.
That said, I'd still like the details.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Billy !!!
Team Abandoned Couch here too!
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by madam s. on October 7, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Sweetas!
Please use protection if you are going to be intimate with Abandoned Couch like that.
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Yeah. A 'lifesaver' heh heh.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Something of Etty Farrell.....her eyes looks oddly asian!
Found out she is 100% chinese, born in hong kong, family name is LAU. Seems like she tries very hard to hide her chineseness w/ blond hair, fake boobs, fake pouty lips...only that she cannot change her chinese eyes.
She looks like a tranny from bangkok. Her hubby sounds effeminate.
That said a leopard can't change its spot.
Submitted by Edd on October 7, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Please, not Billy Mays...he's such an asshole...and he wakes me up every morning.
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sexy! please tell us the details --------------
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all of them are asshats and i won't vote.
kindly shine a light, and borrow Rupert
from the pearly gates and make him win.
he made all our black hearts weep.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
"This is why I'm a cold bitter bitch, because once you let love into your heart, it will go away."-MK and the majority of dlisted
Please, not Billy Mays...he's such an asshole...and he wakes me up every morning.
Submitted by Leona on October 7, 2008 - 4:18pm.
The correct term is sofa. Couch is a verb.
Looking things up would suggest otherwise. Now, futon: that's a verb.
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Now relieve the pressure.
I thought couch already won. :\
ANY WAY I VOTE FOR BILLY CAUSE HE TALKS LIKE THIS!!!!
LOL
It'll be like rock, paper, scissors. Cat scratches couch. See? Poetry in motion.
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i know, I KNOW!! i love sketti cat, but....well its abandoned couch!!...i am torn, i need some tequila
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Abandoned couch all the way!
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
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Sweetas!
Please use protection if you are going to be intimate with Abandoned Couch like that.
And I can't believe it might come down to a vicious battle between Abandoned Couch and La Pequena for Hot Slut of the Year! They should totally make a video together.
I love abandoned couch!! *hugs couch*
Ew!! I don't want to know what that is, but I still love you. *wipes hands vigorously on sidewalk*
Sorry, MK-- I refuse to vote for these assclowns.
******My vote is for RUPERT!!!!!!!*******
I think he should win by a surprise ruling!!!!!
VOTE 4 ETTY!!
anybody described as ladyboy gets my vote.
See ya later. Thanks for the wub Snowy. I will definately email MK.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
DeeDee: email MK, that's what I did
I'm outtie, I hope you're here agin tomorrow, miss you! ♥
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Snowy, me love you long times.
MK, me no likey the no new comment alert. What do I need to do to remedy this problem? Redvines? Volcano tacos?
I think Abandon Couch has a LIfetime movie type of story to tell.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Submitted by Leona on October 7, 2008 - 4:18pm.
The correct term is sofa. Couch is a verb.
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Yeah, okay. I totally get that.
What's a chesterfield then?
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Change just brings problems - Doug
The correct term is sofa. Couch is a verb.
Thanks snowpiece.
Billy Mays = all that's skeezy in American "business" wrapped in one skin-crawling bearded smile.
As for the rest of the allegedly human entries into this little contest: too lame to inspire more typing from me.
Therefore:
ABANDONED COUCH ALL THE WAY, BABY!!!
ETA: haha! The couch is winning YESSS XD
hey DeeDee DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Team Abandon Couch!
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Submitted by chin chin on October 7, 2008 - 3:50pm.
ummmmmmmmm
i think we all know who will win this one--i am so psyched to see the showdown between abandoned couch and spaghetti cat for hsoty,
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It'll be like rock, paper, scissors. Cat scratches couch. See? Poetry in motion.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
chin chin- I totally agree. It'll be a climatic election. I'm also somewhat surprised that Shauna Sand has never been elected as hot slut of the day..
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Billy Mays is just a Slut....not a hot one though...let me make that perfectly clear!
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Why be difficult when me am impossible!
Abandoned COUCH....tha's just the way we roll. Plus Speghetti Cat called and put the vote in for the Couch.....I am sure this counts for 2 votes!!!!
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Why be difficult when Abandoned COuch did the impossible and saved a life!!
Billy Mays all the way. He is a Hot Slut if I have every seen one. Hawking everything from carpet cleaners to health insurance. And got his start in the Home Shopping Network, so that makes him a shoe-in for Hot Slut.
Piehole?
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Now relieve the pressure.
The abandoned couch has served the public better than those other hags.
i love the couch but gotta go w/ billy mays. my kid loves him - she calls him the "yelly guy"...
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
ummmmmmmmm
i think we all know who will win this one--i am so psyched to see the showdown between abandoned couch and spaghetti cat for hsoty, ---and wait la paquena is in there, and isnt dreamboat in there too?? omg
-=meow hiss purr=-