Tuesday, October 7th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
David Beckham likes shit on his face - Towleroad
Breaking! Jodie Marsh actually wears panties - Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwood is slumming it with Travis Stork - Lainey Gossip
The new Bond girl used to have extra fingers - Defamer
Lauren Conrad's dad wears sexy shorts (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Gerard Butler just because - Just Jared
Some foolio is paying Jenny Aniston $20 million for a movie - Hollywood Rag
You know you've been wondering what Avril Lavigne looks like topless - Cityrag
Kendra Wilkinson judging a bikini contest in a bikini - Egotastic
Drew Barrymore's mouth full of metal. Great. This lisp is going to be worse - Popsugar
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And yes. David Beckham is super hot. Too bad he likes lego-like bitches who look like boys and you can bolt their tits on like Legos
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We're fucked
Only the Beckhams would shell out $200 for facials made out of bird shit. I should come up with my own kind of facials...and charge an arm and a leg for it
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We're fucked
Wow, people o Just Jared are really going at it over Gerry Butler. I missed his Jay Leno appearance so I'm going to have to look it up. The nerve of some bitch saying my boo is gay. I'm gonna have to cut someone!
Becks is the hotness. I don't think his voice is that bad.
I miss my tongue ring! *sob* I had to take it out when it started eroding the gumline on the back of my bottom teeth (nice visual, I know).
If they pierce it right, though (in the middle third), you shouldn't have a lisp... at least not after the first week or two. Of course, if you already have one, it's bound to make it worse... I like Drew, but her voice irritates me to no end. Especially in Never Been Kissed -- "I'm not Jothie Grothie anymore!"
Hotness.
The chick with the crumpled ear and 6 fingers, creepy. WTF kind of chemicals were her parents exposed to as children?
Haven't seen the rest of the crumbs yet.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Beckham and Butler!!! Oh i'd be the meat in that sammie!!!!
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Gerard Butler: Just because indeed!
I have my tongue pierced and I don't have a lisp.
I am probably in the minority, but I think Becks looks so much better with no tattoos showing. If you have beautiful skin why cover it up? It's like painting graffiti on the Sistene Chapel.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 2:50pm.
El Bastardo
Oddly, that visual didn't phase me...
DAMN! Does anything phase you? Hahahahahaha!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
El Bastardo
Oddly, that visual didn't phase me...
(^ 3^)
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
The bird looks about as natural in this pic, as Posh and Becks do (can't deny the Becks hotness though)... Why does LC's dad look like a suburban junior high school skater boy? I refuse to look at a topless A. Lavigne.
TITS: i love your little lamb avie!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Beckham and Butler!!! Oh i'd be the meat in that sammie!!!! Faaaaawk yas! Gerry could take me from behind and whisper naughty things to me and Beckham could tongue Butlers anus??? Hows that?
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
I don't care if there was a Komodo Dragon perched On David's shoulder...he could still get it...damn!
And that woman having six fingers and a crumpled ear but somehow managing to emerge into an insanely beautiful swan..amazes, yet frightens me a little.
Uggg, I hate Drunken Stepfather's peedo/porno slutty sight. Why do you post from him MK...I know your standards are low...but not that low. Still love you though =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Gayer than a male owner of a wee wee doll!! Hate these twats with the venom of a thousand snakes!
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TEAM OJ!! INNOCENT!!!! :o(
David Beckham has a bagina i swear to Mickey Mouse talking god!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
David Beckham is overrated.
If AJ still gets movie rolls why can't Aniston?
They're both equally shitty actresses. Don't give me any of that "she has an oscar" talk remember Jennifer Hudson has one.
DIAF Kendra Wilkinson.
A tongue ring Drew? How 1995 of you.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Beckham and Butler!!! Oh i'd be the meat in that sammie!!!! Faaaaawk yas! Gerry could take me from behind and whisper naughty things to me and Beckham...h...uh...i....what????
God i need to get laid!!! Carrottop!!! What is Tuesday???
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
JA to make 20 million for a movie???? Bitch must be doing something right!! Ummm, you know ...for such a...loser and all. Haha I hope the loons choke on this shit. Way to go Jen.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Yowzaaa!!!!!!!!!! David looks hot again!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I do believe that is an Olive Sided Shit Catcher perched on his shoulder.
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Change just brings problems - Doug
These two are beyond weird! tell them John & Yoko already did the nude in bed shit... and what's with the bird?