Tuesday, October 7th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
David Beckham likes shit on his face - Towleroad
Breaking! Jodie Marsh actually wears panties - Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwood is slumming it with Travis Stork - Lainey Gossip
The new Bond girl used to have extra fingers - Defamer
Lauren Conrad's dad wears sexy shorts (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Gerard Butler just because - Just Jared
Some foolio is paying Jenny Aniston $20 million for a movie - Hollywood Rag
You know you've been wondering what Avril Lavigne looks like topless - Cityrag
Kendra Wilkinson judging a bikini contest in a bikini - Egotastic
Drew Barrymore's mouth full of metal. Great. This lisp is going to be worse - Popsugar
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Yes, Beckham is hot but so is my man especially if he can get primped out everyday like Becks. Get the feck over it! The both of them look like waxy bird shit figures in this pic though...and I'm not a big fan on man-smudge-liner.
Drew B might have a tongue ring but it still does nothing to deflect from her downward sloping face if ever she's seen in profile. It's almost cleft like.
I knew a kid that had an extra pinky on the pinky. We used to pluck at it...SO DID SHE. But later her mom had it tied off. We all stopped hanging out. I'd like to think it was because we just grew apart. But kids can be A-holes like that!!!
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RIP to my family and friends who may have lost their battles but not their soul, spirit and purpose. Here's to life's survivors and fighters. Never give up. You wil
Finally something about Jen. If it's true she deserves it. The break up made over 100 million at the U.S box office alone.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 7, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 7, 2008 - 3:21pm.
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Congratulations, sweetcheeks!
when is your estimated dd?
Thanks Uvula! Awww..you guys...*swirling foot on sand*
What sand? I'm in a fucking cublicle!
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We're fucked
Submitted by kaiserin on October 7, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Nope, I think it has something to do with it being a divine decree and that people who aren't of God inscribe images of idol worship as tattoos.
On a different topic...ew, don't care what Avril looks like topless. GROSS
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 3:27pm.
xxyz, you are back East? I'm sorry, I always forget where you live.....
I don;t have any plans (I hate traveling), but that can always change....
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I'm in S.B
HI SNOWY!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, a wedding cake for 50 people cost $800 no joke
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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 7, 2008 - 3:23pm.
I always thought that guys were the ones supposed to have a tongue ring to please the ladies.
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I thought so too! *shrugs* My husband said he liked the feeling
I thought the tounge ring was just in the way
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 7, 2008 - 3:21pm.
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Congratulations, sweetcheeks!
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Thanks Snowy!!! ♥
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xxyz, you are back East? I'm sorry, I always forget where you live.....
I don;t have any plans (I hate traveling), but that can always change....
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
I luv Lolo =)
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Awwww man I love all you guys!
Happy shit!!!!!
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CONGRATS MISS PRISS!****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
Miss Priss Im so happy for you!!!!!
Thats is such a smart idea. You wont regret it!
Big weddings are like being molested by a bunch of old foggies in front of friends and family.
Every one wants to touch the bride and take up your time and it totally misses the point of the day!
*Well see now that wasnt a very romantic thought lolo*
I think i meant his way you focus on the union and what it means to you and not cake and silly dresses!
AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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LoLo
I wish you were too!
PSL when are coming this way?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 7, 2008 - 3:21pm.
*runs in*
Gerard Butler doesn't do it for me in the slightest and he seems like a tool.
*runs out ducking and with one hand over my asshole*
"chasing you with a well oiled broomstick'
miss priss, congrats!!!! aww, I loves you!
if it dones't work out we can gay marry!
xoxoxoxo
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I always thought that guys were the ones supposed to have a tongue ring to please the ladies.
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We're fucked
My sister said they will never say anything about my tattoo. For some reason they are afraid they'll never see me again, if they bitch me out......I live so far away, they are are just thrilled when I go back East for a visit.....
I am the Black Sheep. I am well aware of this.
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
Submitted by xxyxz on October 7, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Im doing ok I guess!
Its cold here i wish i was in Cali wiff you!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 7, 2008 - 2:39pm.
JA to make 20 million for a movie???? Bitch must be doing something right!! Ummm, you know ...for such a...loser and all. Haha I hope the loons choke on this shit. Way to go Jen.
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I'm with you! They should all choke on it. Constantly calling this girl a has been. She is A-list and it's obvious someone thinks she's worth the salary increase. Now being the practical person I am, I don't think any of these actors deserve $20 mil for ANY movie. But I'm happy to see that Jen is getting her just reward. Wouldn't she be making just as much if not more than Jolie or Brad? hmmmm....
Lolo
Thank you!! Yes! I'm engaged! We're eloping!! We poor and shit! Weddings are expensive.
xxyxz-Thanks hunny buns!!
Yes!! You could ALL be my bridesmaids!! I love all you much
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We're fucked
*runs in*
Gerard Butler doesn't do it for me in the slightest and he seems like a tool.
*runs out ducking and with one hand over my asshole*
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Victoria looks like a corpse. A hot one, but stiff and dead nonetheless.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
i looked at gerard's imdb biography, and it doesnt mention his marriage, isn't he married? or am i crazy??
-=meow hiss purr=-
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Jews aren't supposed to get tattoos? Wow, I didn't know that. Why? If that is indeed true, good thing I'm not a Jew, I've got 4 tattoos (so far, I plan on more), and my nose, tongue, and eyebrow pierced, along with a bunch of earrings. My next piercings will be my traguses (sp?), inner conch, labret, and/or maybe snakebites. Oh and I am stretching my ears, I want them to be a 00 or so. My parents don't like it, but they don't really say much. My husband, on the other hand...he hates them all and constantly asks me why I cannot just be normal. Yeah right, not in this lifetime!
LoLo
xoxo how are you my favorite fake friend?
Umm Gerard Butler. Precious man meat... hmmm
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Bonasera
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Just Jolie posters are saying Gerard is gay??? Wow.
Well, I guess if you can convince yourself that the earth mother and the pitt-stain are a gloriously happy couple and their children are blessed angels, you can convince yourself of anything…
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
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PSL - LMAO! My parents are finally over it, shit it's been 15 years since I got the first one and 10 since the last.
When I mentioned a few weeks ago that I was going to add to one of them, my mom, I swear, her blood pressure went through the roof!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 3:15pm.
heeee heeeeeee heeeeeeee
If they ever do say anything remind them you can get around the deal by having it sliced off before the burial.
SORRY! Thats gross to say "sliced off" oh god!
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Miss Priss!
you're engaged?!?
I call fake bridesmaid! I'll plan the bachelorette
party and pick out the strippers!
congrats
I had an ex that had his tounge pierced, OMG! It was so hot. Playing with it when we kissed, the other "bennies".
Fun times.
Submitted by xxyxz on October 7, 2008 - 3:13pm.
WOOOOOOOO I missededded yewwwwwwwwwww!
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I honestly don't understand what anyone sees in David Beckham. WTF is his appeal? I just don't find anything about him even slightly attractive, and I definitely don't think he's hot. Not in the least. If you want a hot guy...a SUPER HOT guy, Joaquin Phoenix is the way to go. Beckham looks like a little bitch, he probably likes to wear women's underwear and get his hair and nails done, shit like that. I just cannot consider a guy that is more girly and princessy than any girl to be hot. Sorry. Fucking flamer.
And don't even get me started on his wife. That constipated-looking, hateful, pinched face bonebag with nasty skin and horrendous fake bolt-on tits. And her PIG NOSE! She looks like she should be rooting for truffles in a forest somewhere. As rich as she is, with the life she's living, what the hell does she have to be so pissy about? She looks like a raging, hateful, snotty, intolerable nagging bitch. I bet everyone who ever meets her hates her guts. She needs a punch in the face to wipe that arrogant, smarmy expression off her ugly tard face. Has she ever smiled ONCE in her miserable life? I remember her in the Spice Girls, she had that same shitty face even back then. Hell, they deserve each other, the unlikable cunts. Fuck them both.
M.E., try being a Jew and coming home with a tattoo. My parents still haven't acknowledged it.
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
There looks to be some nasty panty pudding in Jodie's pink knickers. Ewww!
I did EVERYTHING wrong when I had my tounge pierced the first time..
smoke, drank coke , kissed blah blah blah
the second time I had no lisp or anything ;)
You know what, if every single celebrity, forewent their "salary" just for one damn movie, do you have any idea how much fucking money we'd have to help those in need?
LOL... my friend got hers pierced in high school, her dad was a dentist, I thought he was going to shit his pants when he found out! She took it out before he could get one of his squealing dental tools and do it for her! (Seriously, he threatened that). She had her nose pierced at the time. I don't get the distinction, except that he was probably worried about the oral damage.
Hey Miss Priss!!!!
1. Did you get engaged???? Did i know that?
Did I tell you Congrats yet???? AWESOME!
2. I forgot what i was gonna say...
3. Dads are special arent they? Some of the stuff that comes out of my dads mouth makes me realize that it really, really is just by chance I made it to an adult. Dude is pretty if ya know what i mean!
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Whenever I see a girl with a tongue piercing I think ~cocksucker~.
Miss Priss, my mother cried when she saw my tattoo's and slapped me when she saw the tongue ring.
I took it out myself after about 3 months, I think the piercer did it wrong. It was too close to the tip of my tongue, the bottom ball starter wearing down my gums.
No one is worth 20 mil for a movie. NO ONE.
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
El Bastardo
You'll have to try harder than giving me the visual of Beckham giving Butler a rim-job. Unless...oh...nevermind...
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Why eat bait?"
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Lolo
*Hi*
Hey same here. I got my tongue pierced in college, came home for the holidays, dad saw it made me take it out. He freaked. I don't know what the big deal is really.
Then I got my nose pierced and he didn't care. Then I got a tatoo and he didn't care. WTF
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Yeah when my little sister got a tongue ring she didnt have a lisp at all but she did have a big fucking black eye once my mom saw that shit!
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Soon as I saw David Beckham in makeup, I thought of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQnqNLeiWKw
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Right Miss Priss?
Clearly in La La Land celebutwatts PAY people to piss on their faces and tell them its raining.
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No lisp when I had my tongue pierced, but the damn think would clink my bottom teeth every time I spoke.