Tuesday, October 7th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
David Beckham likes shit on his face - Towleroad
Breaking! Jodie Marsh actually wears panties - Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwood is slumming it with Travis Stork - Lainey Gossip
The new Bond girl used to have extra fingers - Defamer
Lauren Conrad's dad wears sexy shorts (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Gerard Butler just because - Just Jared
Some foolio is paying Jenny Aniston $20 million for a movie - Hollywood Rag
You know you've been wondering what Avril Lavigne looks like topless - Cityrag
Kendra Wilkinson judging a bikini contest in a bikini - Egotastic
Drew Barrymore's mouth full of metal. Great. This lisp is going to be worse - Popsugar
Submitted by skittlesvix on October 8, 2008 - 3:01am.
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I might be an asshole for this but...I love that movie!
"I hope your wrist snaps"
"I'm gonna get locked up for what being awesome?"
just some of my favorite lines from the movie.
"The Break-Up" was thisclose to being a complete piece of crap if it weren't for Vince Vaughn and Vincent D'Onofrio. Jennifer Aniston is such a has-been. And so is her hair!
Becks looks like a woman and Posh looks like wax
are we sure aniston is not being paid in zimbabwe money?
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Gerard - a semi-gorgeous 40ish homosexual - is on 'borrowed time'. Her face is already becoming rounded and jowly(booze?) and she will soon be over.
It's nice that Jen Aniston's making a $20 million movie, I guess, but I'm pretty sure that Vince Vaughn's movies make a lot more than hers do and yet he is being paid less.
Then again, Jen sells more magazines, so maybe it's even.
W.T...F with that random bird?
and Posh and Becks look like waxed posed mannequins. Becks looks like the camera is turning him on more than the Madame Tussaud dummy in his arms.
Hey PSL!
People still get their tongues pierced?
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Miss Priss - with my second I craved fruits, veggies and fish. I had no sweet tooth whatsoever.
Minus the entire jar of pickles I ate in one sitting.
That was a fluke. LOL.
Hi DeeDee! Hi Pimpcessa!
whoever is sorry you missed the Brangelina bullshit, you are NOT. Same shit, different month.
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
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I need to run into Gerry here in NY. If he likes exotic, then I'm definitely his cup of tea. He can use my body for his own selfish, personal pleasure. I don't care! I'll be a total ho for him. Trust.
I did but for the past month I've been on the gestational diabetes diet and have to test my blood sugar four times a day. They know if I overindulge. Lame! :) I've actually been lucky- my cravings have been for juicy fruits and veggies that are wet- cucumbers, carrots, etc.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Awwww ISMU, your belly is so cute!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on October 7, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Uvula and M.E
How does one keep the weight off during preggo times? Never been preg. and I'd like to know how for when I get knocked up
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Eat. Then breastfeed.
Uvula
Don't you get cravings?
My mom told me she ate a whole pint of ice cream once when she was pregg with me!!! Crazy
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We're fucked
Miss Priss - what Uvula said.
Also, I found that eating "mini" meals every two hours helped alot. And no eating after 7pm.
Limit sweets and fat, count your carbs but still eat them, get some exercise and remember that the smoother it goes on, the smoother it comes off.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Uvula and M.E
How does one keep the weight off during preggo times? Never been preg. and I'd like to know how for when I get knocked up
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We're fucked
ME- Due 12/2 but it looks like it will be at least a week early because he's big. Damned diabetes. :(
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Thanks M.E
Luvs you
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We're fucked
Uvula - WOOOOOOOOTTTT!! Congrats on being able to keep the weight down! Good goin girl!
When you do anyways?
Bonasera,
Oy ! He's been in plenty of relationships...Kola Boof, Jasmine Burgess,Yuliya Mayarchuk, Josie D'Arby, Bianca Christians, Rosario Dawson, Naomi Campbell...
He likes, uh, exotic women...he never would have had a relationship with Aniston.
He's just a horn dog, he's in his prime, he's popular...why tie himself down right now. Horn on Gerry! Horn on!
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
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ME- I was thinking of you the other day (eyebrow waggle) when I was on the scale since you gave me all that advice on how to keep the weight down this time. 29 pounds to date, no weight gain in three months and seven weeks left. Woot! ;)
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
I can't believe I missed all the Brangelina nonsense. You know how I live to bring out the snark on them. Haha
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Pimpcessa!!!!!!!!!
Hello to M.E. and PSL!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Uvula!! Look at that beautiful belly in your avvie!!!!!!!!!!
Makes me miss being pregnanyt!
Bonasera
Clarisse, some dumb bitch on Just Jared is saying GB is gay given the fact that he's never been seen with or been in an relationship with a female. And that the whole Aniston thing is a coverup.
Haha, those loons have no sense at all. And they know EVERYTHING about EVERYBODY because they are personally linked to them all. And they also believe that anything that is positive about Aniston is "just a cover-up planned by her pr guy Huvane". It's funny that they think she's such a pityful human being and so whiney and unloved by everyone in Hollywood yet in the same breath they make her out to be more powerful than any other celeb.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Miss Priss - here is a link to the chapel I got married in:
http://www.littlechurchlv.com/
It's just right down the strip from Manalay Bay.
GO FOR IT!
xxyz, that will work. VLL knows how to get in touch with me.....
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
Clarisse, some dumb bitch on Just Jared is saying GB is gay given the fact that he's never been seen with or been in an relationship with a female. And that the whole Aniston thing is a coverup.
They claimed he said on Jay Leno that women are not sexy after having kids and that he doesn't want any. So now I gotta go find that on you tube.
M.E
That's exactly what we were thinking.
A friend of mine got married last year, but she still paying for that 30K loan she took out for the wedding. Hell no.
I rather go to Vegas and get married by a fake Elvis
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 3:43pm.
xxyz, who has your info, so I can get in touch with you? I do not want you posting anything here.
You can get mine from Okie....hahahaha (obviously not)
LMAO! I was thinking the same thing.. Oklahoma is the only one that has my info
I have Viva's #. I need to call that girl! I'll give it to her when I talk to her, then she can give you my info
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 3:33pm.
*puts on Bulter-loonie foil hat*
chin chin
No, he's never been married.
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thanks! you know what, i was thinking of clive owen, NM! lol!
-=meow hiss purr=-
Becks has more make-up on than Victoria. He just needs to make a gay porn movie and it should be directed by his tranny wife.
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Jordan's REAL voice! & It ain't Pretty!
Miss P- Yup. Third boy. *headdesk* We're naming him Ronan.
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Submitted by snowpiece on October 7, 2008 - 3:39pm.
xxyxz hello my loverly. I want to meet you on the beach too, LOL
I'd love to! LMAO... :( you needs to come to Cali!
Did you ever watch I love money? I thought of you when I watched it!
Miss Priss - I suggest Vegas for a quick, cheap marriage. That is where I got married and it was under $600
Thanks Clarisse and PSL!! ♥
Uvula
You preggo?!? Awwww. What u havin'?(if you don't mind me asking) Congrats to you too babe!
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We're fucked
xxyz, who has your info, so I can get in touch with you? I do not want you posting anything here.
You can get mine from Okie....hahahaha (obviously not)
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 3:37pm
Sure! I'd love to. Just let me know when so I can make plans
xxyxz hello my loverly. I want to meet you on the beach too, LOL
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
They are a smoking hot couple,love them!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
xxyxz - I'm due Dec. 2nd but will be induced at least a week early because he's measuring big already and I have gestational diabetes. So seven more weeks- ack!
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
Yes Kaiserin. No tattoos nor piercings for Jews. One of my relatives had 17 piercings when he was younger and rebellious. Never got tattoos though. Now he is an Orthodox guy, the piercings have all come out. Never actually inquired as to where all the piercings were...
congrats Miss Priss!
hey, xxyz: would you be interested in meeting at the beach at County Line in Ventura? Would be about an hour for each of us, and my doggie could go nuts on the beach!
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
Clarisse- You were the one I was scared of but Christine beat you to the rapeage!
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Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, "Booty - mmm mmm." - Christopher Titus
david beckham is looking like gay
see news of Kim Kardashian returnig to DWTS at
www.entertainroom.com
David beckham is the hottest metrosexual alive.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
*puts on Bulter-loonie foil hat*
chin chin
No, he's never been married.
Uvula,
If'n you wasn't preggo, I'd cut ya fur that!
Miss Priss,
Conga-Rats Babe!!
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz