Mayhem On The View!
It's a new day, which means the cuckoo hens on "The View" have gone crazy again. This morning, they all started talking about how the presidential campaign has gotten so dirty and the past keeps being brought up...blah...blah...blah... It was all pretty normal until Elisabeth Hasselbeck called Rev. Wright a "hate monger." I'm not really sure what they said after that, because I immediately went to my kitchen to pop some popcorn and grab a Diet Rite. When I got back, Sherri was losing her piss on Elisabeth! Barbara finally stepped in and told them all to shut the fuck up. Instead of listening to her den memaw, Elisabeth kept on, kept on. They need to give these bitches their own channel!
The only thing that pissed me off is when they went to commercial, they came back and talked about "Dancing with the Has-Beens" instead of showing an oil wrestling match between Sherri and Elisabeth.
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I don't know what " I spend my childhood in a plum tree, not brightly lit." means, but it makes me laugh!!!
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
Mrs. K!
Did you go on tour or what?!?
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Happy Birthday, Amy
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 7, 2008 - 12:55pm.
DD - are you implying that I'm old enough to be yo mother?
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Bitch...PLEASE! You are old enough to be MY mother.
I kid, I kid.
I tease because I ♥
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TITS doesn't know it yet, but Pudge and I are moving in with her!
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DD - are you implying that I'm old enough to be yo mother?
I didn't realize I was being racist. I spend my childhood in a plum tree, not brightly lit. If I did then accept my apologies. The others should let her carry on, she looks silly.
Can I come to Canada too? *bats eyelashes furiously*
Don't be hurt if I say I'd really rather not have to, though! I am worried that 4 more years of a hawk in the White House will result in a worldwide nuclear armageddon.
SB, BLESS YOU!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 7, 2008 - 12:48pm.
And are you all sure Canada is far enough away if the US tanks? I'm still working on having Sand Bitch adopt me!
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I'm still lobbying the Australian Govt to give American citizens refugee status.
Dr. Destructo
I likes the way you think!!!
Lizzieb!!!! El B.!!!! I am movin in!!!!!!
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
Oh I forgot about the debate tonight! Yippee! I hope my boyfriend's working. I can't watch that shit with him.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Oh goody, cannucks!
Submitted by EatShitParis on October 7, 2008 - 12:35pm.
White people trying to equate their own treatment with that of minorities make me laugh. Just because somebody got called "white guy" or "honky" or "white devil" (I have been called the latter a number of times, lol) does not mean you are somehow "even" with a black person, or that you get to continue to be racist just because it's starting to go both ways.
I got turned down from an apartment rental in Brooklyn because I was white (the landlord came in, took a look at my husband and me, summoned the realtor outside, and told him the apartment that had been available 3 minutes before was now "off the market.") Does that mean I get to be racist toward black people? Does that mean I understand what it feels like to be a victim of discrimination, either overt or covert, every day? NO!
That said, they could certainly come up with a better commentator than Sherri "I've Had More Abortions Than I Can Count" Shepherd... she is a discredit to her race AND gender. Hasselcrack too.
And are you all sure Canada is far enough away if the US tanks? I'm still working on having Sand Bitch adopt me!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
C word, word. lol!
LCT i can already see the look on my dog's face when he sees his first meese.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
There's no reasoning with people who've been conditioned to believe the other side is the enemy. Jesus Christ could be running on the Democratic ticket and Elisabitch would go off on him for hanging out with a whore and vandalizing the tax collector's property.
I would just like her to acknowledge that majority (maybe not by much anymore, but still)of voting age Americans can still be reasoned with. Therefore, they weigh the pros and cons of a given situation. Her knee jerk conservatism is annoying as hell.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
If you didn't read it, the Rolling Stone article was interesting!:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_re...
Expect a possible gloves off blood bath tonight!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I think its so great that Sherri brought up John McCains first wife to show what a pig he is.... every stupid thing she's ever said has just been redeemed.
If they get another HOst, I wish they could get someone with a deep voice that could harmonically cancel out Hasslebitch's whiny voice when they argue with each other! It would just sound like a test tone and drown them all out!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Clarrise & Miss Priss: I'd be much obliged to have you become Canadian citizens. You will have to get used to people frothing at the mouth over Tim Horton's coffee and doughnuts though.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 12:35pm.
We're all bacoming cannucks if mcbush gets in!
move over, LCT.
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All part of our masterplan...we want your blue states first. ;)
We're most likely voting in a Conservative gov't here in the next few weeks (as a minority gov't - we keep them in check)....they are like "Republican-lite" (i.e. fiscally conservative, tough on crime but won't touch abortion and keep state/church separate).
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 12:35pm.
We're all bacoming cannucks if mcbush gets in!
move over, LCT.
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Deal. Come and live with me and we'll go get meese as pets.
Loozer
Aww. I wish you could have been there!!♥
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We're fucked
I'm so nice I'm almost a hippie!
"gets out peace pipe"
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Truthfully I don't know what Sherri's opinion is and don't care too. I watch sirius radio in the morning.
LCT,
No worries. All the mean people will stay here waiting for McCain/ImPalin to save the world.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
LCT
I am nice!!! I've always said I belong in Canada!!
lol
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We're fucked
Miss Priss,
Exactly! I don't watch reality shows (except Amazing Race, but don't tell no one), talk shows or QVC,but Joel watches them for me.
I was reading your Weezer concert comments, I am so jealous!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
ratings ratings. i want that blackberry tho.
Yeah, they can go over and over and over with the past! What bugs me is that I just watched a clip with McCain screaming about the Weapons of Mass Destruction and he was one of the chief architects of that bullshit! He pushed that issue constantly! That and Bomb Bomb Iran! Total warhawk!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by islandgirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by EyeRoll on October 7, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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Thanks for the heads up. ;-)
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i got your back :)
I was called a honkey in the army and had to ask what it was, we had a good laugh. I don't share Sherri's opinion either so whats your point?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 12:32pm.
CARROTTOP!
Hi five!
I'm movin crost (that's how mom says it) the border with you!!!
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HIGH FIVE! WAY UP!
Yes, come and live here, but only if you tell anyone who's coming with you that they have to be nice. We won't have our country turned into a mean place.
Submitted by joanne on October 7, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Hasslebeck should just state her view then STFU thats what she gets paid for, instead she has to ram her views down everyone's throats. I'm hoping the polls are a little more honest this time around
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And the rest of the ladies don't hammer thier opinions down everyones throats? The difference is you don't share her opinion. Heaven forbid someone say something negative about a black person. And yes I said black guy. I've been called a white guy by plenty of black guys so I say fair is fair. And I don't mind, I am white, I've learned to deal with it.
Hate and fear are all the the reslugs got. That's it. Hate/fear '08 should be their fucking bumper sticker.
That reslug vp action figure is a fucking embarrassment.
I didn't think anyone could be worse than dumbya.
Boy was I wrong. She's an excellent indication of just how far the bar has dropped. In fact you'd have to dig to find it at this point.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
We're all bacoming cannucks if mcbush gets in!
move over, LCT.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
I wish they would just let Elizabeth talk. When they interrupt her and shout in her face, it makes them seem like the ones who are ignorant, which know is not the case (except in the case of Sheri Shepherd, but god bless that bitch for bringing up Cindy McCain, lol).
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by EyeRoll on October 7, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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Thanks for the heads up. ;-)
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by TeriAnn on October 7, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Sherri you stupid bitch, wanna talk about compassion you dip shit? Where was the comapassion the five times you had a featus ripped out of you? You are not one to talk you filthy bitch.
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Don't start please.
i dont like american am i a hate monger too? i dont like the fact that the govt poured money into another country so they can be built up like the us ( which btw will NEVER HAPPEN because their govt and religioun are hand and hand) while our economy suffered. they took all their energy for a war that should have never went on in the first place and now look at the economy!! they let banks do whatever they watned bec they were too busy on the "war on terror". give me fucking break with this rev wright busllshit. you shouldnt be scared how your country left you in shambles while they built up iraq which they didnt even do they mad it worse. you shouldnt be scared of one mans affiliation with another man who has his own opinion. do you and all your friends share the same opinion?
A little FYI times:
I read yesterday that despite the fact America is the richest country in the world, Americans are by far the most depressed and unhappy people.
The Happiest country? Denmark. They pay taxes off the wazoo but they are happier? Their secret? Don't know...they don't have MTV? No Parisite Hilton? Who knows!
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We're fucked
CARROTTOP!
Hi five!
I'm movin crost (that's how mom says it) the border with you!!!
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"The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden."
-former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright
Submitted by islandgirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Don't waste your breath on TeriAnn. She's a loon.
They have to have Hasselcrack on there because she's the only Republican to form an opposition. If it weren't her they would hire another one. Same shit different bitch.
Loozer
God bless The Soup and Joel Mchale
Seriously, I hate all the shows but he keeps me up to date in a hilarious way
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We're fucked
Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 12:09pm.
OH SHEEET LCT! LCT IN DA HOUSE!
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1, 2, 3, 4 let me see you motorboat!
Flirting her way to victory.
Sarah Palin's farcical debate performance lowered the standards for both female candidates and US political discourse
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2008/oct/03/sarah.pal...
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Hasselblech is a younger and dumber (if that's possible) version of the Palinbot, and I love watching them both go off the rails.
Shoutout to _all_ 3rd graders!
I cannot stand watching the cackling hens either. However, I do enjoy watching the highlights on The Soup. Sherri "the world is flat" Shepherd = intelligent?? I hope the daily watchers of this program are watching from a satirical viewpoint and not educational.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Hasslebeck should just state her view then STFU thats what she gets paid for, instead she has to ram her views down everyone's throats. I'm hoping the polls are a little more honest this time around.