Tuesday, October 7th 2008

And They Named Her Egypt

Remember Paris Bennet from "American Idol"? Yeah, most likely not. When a season of AI ends, most people, hit the delete button and completely erase all memory they had of the contestants. Well, Paris was known as "Princess P" on season 5 of AI. She gave birth to a 5 lbs., 15 oz. baby girl yesterday. As expected, Paris named her daughter Egypt.....

Paris and Egypt. If she has another kid, she'll probably name it Schenectady. You know, I shouldn't joke. Paris has the right idea. Name your kid after one of your favorite places. If I should ever lose my mind (well, lose it even more) and decide to have a baby, I'll name it Baldwin Park in honor of the city where the first In-N-Out was built. And don't think you can get away with calling it "Baldwin." No. Call him "Baldwin Park" or nothing at all!

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Posted by: Michael K


Bella's picture

Thankfully I don´t know who this chick is, I know too many irrelevant pseudo celebrities by name. And Egypt is the most horrible place I´ve been to.

Clarisse's picture

Chris E,
Reason # 1 why Clarisse trip to UK is off....
Pound = 1.73799 USD
Euro = 1.35080 USD

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libby's picture

Did Paris get the idea for an exotic 'n' fancy name from her parents?

I may be wrong to ask, but do these parents seem trashier when they name their kids this way?

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snowpiece's picture

I liked Paris, she was a cutie. Now she has a baby, wow.
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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 7, 2008 - 11:53am.

Moses Paltrow-Martin can be the best man.

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Dr. Destructo's picture

Shegypt! She-got-gypped (?sp) would worked too!
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

We need to fix Egypt up with Gretchen Mol's son Ptolemy. And they can tie the knot at the Luxor Casino Hotel!

Stan Hooper's picture

She was a little kid when she did Idol. Now she's got a kid?

Time flies when you don't give a fuck.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

OT: FUCK!! The exchange rate is 1300 won to 1 dollar!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

OnT: Meh.

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Albatross's picture

Who's the daddy?

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