And They Named Her Egypt
Remember Paris Bennet from "American Idol"? Yeah, most likely not. When a season of AI ends, most people, hit the delete button and completely erase all memory they had of the contestants. Well, Paris was known as "Princess P" on season 5 of AI. She gave birth to a 5 lbs., 15 oz. baby girl yesterday. As expected, Paris named her daughter Egypt.....
Paris and Egypt. If she has another kid, she'll probably name it Schenectady. You know, I shouldn't joke. Paris has the right idea. Name your kid after one of your favorite places. If I should ever lose my mind (well, lose it even more) and decide to have a baby, I'll name it Baldwin Park in honor of the city where the first In-N-Out was built. And don't think you can get away with calling it "Baldwin." No. Call him "Baldwin Park" or nothing at all!
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Don't hate, MK. I'm working in Schenectady right now!
I might go a little north, though...Saratoga isn't totally unreasonable, is it? How about Luzerne? :P
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I think she should have named her London. London is way better than fugly ass name Egypt.
Pepa (from Salt n Pepa) named her kid Egypt.
MK I live in Baldwin Park! :)
schenectady!
i went to school there. fun times. philip seymour hoffman's new movie "synecdoche, new york" is based on schenectady ... saw the trailer but was confused by it. guess i will netflix it if the movie reviews are good.
C'mon, you forgot the all time famous Lake TittiCaca (too lazy to look up the correct spelling).
Ha - I used to go to the In-N-Out in Baldwin Park all the time! I used to know a girl that worked there. She was a broken back fug faced he/she. Everytime I think of that place it reminds me of her.
Please spare your child that name! You would be better off naming him/her Tori Spelling.
OK MK, I won't name your child Baldwin for short. How about Baldy? What an appropriate name for a baby!!
My name IRL is also Paris.
You all have permission to call me Princess PP.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by The C word on October 7, 2008 - 12:27pm.
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And Spread Eagle!! (hee hee, I was waiting for someone to say Dildo--- I've been there. Both literally and figuratively.) :)
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They should rename dildo to silly cove. wtf is wrong with silly cove? i like it.
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Submitted by ocd can be good on October 7, 2008 - 1:29pm.
In my neck of the woods there's a town called Hope. If you don't take the last exit and keep driving you'll come upon Hell's Gate and Jackass Mountain. Hmmm, Kim Kardassian, are you there?
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LOL...it's your last Hope!
We have a town here called Beeton and when the people who live there give directions, they tell you to take the "Beeton off ramp".
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In my neck of the woods there's a town called Hope. If you don't take the last exit and keep driving you'll come upon Hell's Gate and Jackass Mountain. Hmmm, Kim Kardassian, are you there?
YES!!! SCHENECTADY RULES!!! Thanks for the shout out to God's Country! Schenectoids everywhere, unite!
Submitted by libby on October 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Yep, pretty close to Lawrenceburg, about 30 minutes west... Lburg is where we used to go shopping on the weekends when I was in high school. My favorite part of that city is the Thirsty Turtle "gentleman's club". That name gets me every time! Whitey's Liquor Store, too.
I am hoping to find a job in Cincinnati and move back to the area in a couple of years... New York is fucking expensive! The casinos have brought a lot of tax $$ into the area (Aurora, Batesville, etc.) and I'm thinking the job market might actually be a little better than I'm looking at here.
How about naming a kid "Hell".
That's a place.
aquarius, Gnaw Bone is on SR 46 right outside on Nashville, IN. Halfway between Columbus and Bloomington.
Are you from the Lawrenceburg area? I have family there.
And yes, there are many parts of Indiana where "sons of the soil" still exist and even thrive.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Well, it's kinda like this... :)
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Bwaaahaaaahaaaaa...I want that road sign!
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Submitted by The C word on October 7, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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Well, it's kinda like this... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIWoiUALFwU
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 7, 2008 - 12:31pm.
And Spread Eagle!! (hee hee, I was waiting for someone to say Dildo--- I've been there. Both literally and figuratively.) :)
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I've always been partial to "Joe Batt's Arm"....Newfoundland has the best names!
What's Dildo like - is it really worth the visit?
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I'd like a one way ticket to Lord Berkeley's Knob please.
Good Ginger, Good dog.
Submitted by The C word on October 7, 2008 - 12:27pm.
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And Spread Eagle!! (hee hee, I was waiting for someone to say Dildo--- I've been there. Both literally and figuratively.) :)
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Watch out...
You might get what you're after.
Submitted by libby on October 7, 2008 - 12:22pm.
LOL, I have not heard of Gnaw Bone... although I am from southeastern IN and rarely ventured north of Indianapolis or west of Corydon, so perhaps that explains it.
About 10 miles from where I went to college in Kentucky, there was a Paint Lick -- it was quite the thriving metropolis, and its local businesses included the Paint Lick Family Health Clinic. Surprisingly, they serviced other ailments not related to licking paint.
I am waiting for an Exploding Whiskey Still Lick to be established in eastern Kentucky, that would really capture the local flavor. Man, I miss home sometimes! Hahaha.
*packing bags for trip to Dikshit, India*
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 7, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I went to uni with a girl from Earth, TX. She said that her profs would get pissed off whenever they asked her where she was from. They always thought she was just being a smartass.
I met a guy in Thailand that was from Fairyland, Australia.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Then there's Dildo, Shag Harbour, Eyebrow, Cow Head, Smuts, Flathead, Spuzzum...
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I'm guessing she's not married? She probably thought if that Fantasia can be an illiterate unwed baby momma, than so can I!
Way to uphold urban stereotypes, Paris!
How about...
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia) Good Ginger, Good dog.
I live in Texas. You can pretty much think of anything and there will be a town named after here.
Did you know that there's a Bigfoot, Texas?
Now you know.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Isn't she really young or something? Not that age has stopped these little hos from getting knocked up...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
aquarius, I LIVE in Indiana! Indianapolis, but have you ever heard of Gnaw Bone, Indiana?
Yes, I've been through there many times, as well as French Lick.
Also I know of a Lick Creek around here.
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Vegina reminds me of "Allotta Fagina" of Austin Powers fame!
Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.
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Submitted by Albatross on October 7, 2008 - 11:51am.
Who's the daddy?
Well the daddy is King Tut of course, duh!
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Submitted by MJF on October 7, 2008 - 12:12pm.
We should also pray she doesn't fall in love with any of these places before having her next child:
Twatt, Scotland;
Muff, Ireland;
Titty Hill, England;
Wetwang, England;
Bald Knob, Arkansas;
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington;
Hell, Michigan;
Toad Suck, Arkansas;
Dissapointment, Kentucky or
Fucking, Austria.
LMFAO!!!! bald knob!! hOO HOOO HOO!!
Good Ginger, Good dog.
I can't fucking stand the -aden names.
Boston is AWESOME! My favorite city.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
If any of you have been thinking about visiting Iceland, now´s the time. Our useless little currency is totally in the shitters!!!
Submitted by MJF on October 7, 2008 - 12:12pm.
We should also pray she doesn't fall in love with any of these places before having her next child:
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Oh thank you for that MJF - I needed the laugh!
Years ago, I read a book of stories about stuff that happened in an emergency ward and there was a story about a crackie who had just given birth to twin girls.
She wanted to name them "Regina and Vegina", and the staff had to explain to her what a vag was (she didn't know the proper name).
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Upon further consideration, Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA has been added to the itinerary of my "Fun Shit to See Before I Die" tour.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by MJF on October 7, 2008 - 12:12pm.
I know where Bald Knob is! I used to pass it every time I went back to uni. Tiny little shithole.
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Oh GOD I just remembered Big Bone Lick State Park (Indiana)... just down the road from Beaver Lick.
Submitted by libby
I went to school with a girl who named her kid Boston "in honor of the great city I hope to someday visit" (she's a Sox fan).
I remember reading something about the popularity of jewel and money names during the Depression... Ruby, Pearl, Cash, Opal, Ebony, etc. They were supposed to symbolize the parents' desire for their kids to have a better life.
Today, the trend seems to be going towards places. The white trashiest of my high-school companions named their kids India, Africa (on a white kid), Boston, Ireland, and Scotland.
Also, I've had it up to here with the -aden names. Jaden, Braden, Kaden, Aiden, Bladen, etc. And then to disguise the lack of originality, they come up with creative spellings. Can you picture a 50-year-old man named Kayden? Seriously stop it already!
(No offense to anyone here who named their kids one of the above names... it is just the totality of them that bothers me, I swear, in my hometown of 12,000, there are at least 200 kids under the age of 5 who have a name ending in -aden. Or who are named after a city or country the parents have never visited.)
We should also pray she doesn't fall in love with any of these places before having her next child:
Twatt, Scotland;
Muff, Ireland;
Titty Hill, England;
Wetwang, England;
Bald Knob, Arkansas;
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington;
Hell, Michigan;
Toad Suck, Arkansas;
Dissapointment, Kentucky or
Fucking, Austria.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
A few hours east of me is a place called "Bastard Township".
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Submitted by MJF on October 7, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Could be worse. Her favorite place could be Flushing, NY.
Or Dickshooter, ID.
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LOL... Baldwin Park.... I was just there this morning... and yeap I passed the big In & Out store....I think I will name my kid Florence or Verona my favorite places so far..
Could be worse. Her favorite place could be Flushing, NY.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 7, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Or go to Japan. Osaka is fucking awesome! I go just for this one sushi place. And the head shops. Peyote is legal in Japan. Heh heh.
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Clarissalina! Go to Ireland instead!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 11:57am.
Damn, that sucks! Last year at this time I could pay 700,000 won for a 700 dollar money order and get enough change back for a bender in Itaewon (foreign hangout with loads of bars). Now I can't pay shit for shit.
Fucking banks! What the fuck happened?
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I think I'm gonna go with Will I Am's play on names and name my next child....Well F Are.
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I remember this ho.
She comes from a family that is already some kind industry dynasty.
Randy Jackson knew all about them.
I didn't think she should have been put through because of it.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...