Tuesday, October 7th 2008
Morning Wood
Fug then and fug now! The Courtney Love gastric band rumors are back - Celebitchy
Anne Hathaway's mystery dude needs new shoes - ICYDK
Legendary Ernest Borgnine has signed on for his 200th movie - SOW
Entourage has been picked up for another season - Mollygood
Cokey Eyes Meyers receives an award - A Socialite's Life
Ashley Jizzdale is having major hair color issues - The Bastardly
Posh admits that straight dudes don't find her sexy - Holy Moly!
Ashlee Simpson's desperate attempt to stay relevant - I'm Not Obsessed
Wow, Courtney looks like a dead person.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by ainsley on October 7, 2008 - 1:01pm.
I know - the comments on that site are fucking hilarious, I'll look at all the stories just to see the comments
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 11:44am.
Read the holy moly comments about posh, god dayum, those are some hardcore bitches, they make dlist look like a fucking tea party..
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Christ on a cracker, you ain't kidding about the holy moly comments! "A stick insect with concrete tits and a nose that would make an excellent tool for rooting truffles." HAHAHHAH!
My last comment was in response to:
Anne Hathaway's mystery dude needs new shoes
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Well, whoever he is (and the dude is ugliness on a stick), he's a fairy - check out the sculpted eyebrows. That's always a dead giveaway.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I think she had a lap band and not bypass.
I love Borgnine,what a class act!
I lust Piven,I want him bad~
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 7, 2008 - 11:50am.
O/T Did anybody hear FOX is remaking Absolutely Fabulous?
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BLASPHEMY!!
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Change just brings problems - Doug
Good lord, her face is melting!
Courtney looks like she has lipo dents.
I know - the comments on that site are fucking hilarious, I'll look at all the stories just to see the comments
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 11:44am.
Read the holy moly comments about posh, god dayum, those are some hardcore bitches, they make dlist look like a fucking tea party..
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The C word,
Can't rain all the time =)
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"FFS millions of people eat sushi!!!!
Why eat bait?"
-Mrs Kravitz
Submitted by Clarisse on October 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
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Thanks Clarisse!
I just keep buying lottery tickets cuz I figure my luck has to change some time, right? ;)
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
*hands the C word a smore cookie*
The C word,
Ah that sucks! Hope things start to pick up!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 7, 2008 - 11:50am.
O/T Did anybody hear FOX is remaking Absolutely Fabulous?
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That is fuckery and blasphemy of the highest order. Someone is gonna burn in hell for that.
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Buz, buz, buz, bum, bum, bum, wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, fen, fen, fen, tinky, tinky, tinky, cr'annch
Dear God, if that's the end result of lap band surgery then I'd rather stay fat. Ick.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Courtney looks all three kinds of rung-out and
it would be great if Anne ate a samidge
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Cake heals all wounds"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 7, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Cword: O M G total icing.
I'm sorry for what u r going thru.
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Thanks snowy, and again, apologies for spewing my personal stuff on you and the other dlisters....not something I normally do but it all got to me today.
On Topic (sort of): I agree with Salem: bring back AD!
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Cword: O M G total icing.
I'm sorry for what u r going thru.
the world is going to hell and this is one of the signs of the Apocolypse! Fucking Fox remaking AbFab.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA2m7efYXNg&feature=related
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
snowpiece:
Need not worry it will be canceled by the 2nd episode.
What they need to do is bring back Arrested Development!!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by snowpiece on October 7, 2008 - 11:54am.
Salem: this is complete FUCKERY. my day is ruined! ;( ;( :(
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I know, snowy, the friggin icing on the cake of a really shitty day!
Here's why:
My FIL just called me to ask if he can put my name on their will as an alternate executor and I got to break the news to him that his goofy son and I are separating.
Oh, and there's a very strong chance that the division I work for will be closing at the end of the year.
If there is a God, he hates me right now.
(Sorry but had to vent.)
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
CTH
Aww. Another reason Ah Lurves you! Weeze Heads!! lol
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We're fucked
Yeah...I always drape on 40 lbs. of jewelry when heading to the beach. F'n 'tard.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 7, 2008 - 11:52am.
I'm jellis
but glad you enjoyed it. i fucking love them, always have..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Salem: this is complete FUCKERY. my day is ruined! ;( ;( :( ****************************1/20/09
"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
CTH
Weezer was awesome!! They didn't do the Shitney song, but they did cover "What's the Story Morning Glory" from Oasis and did it better =)
Rivers Cuomo took his pants off on stage. He had another pair on under, damn it, but that was fun
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We're fucked
I hope that the weight loss surgery rumor is just a rumor. No doctor in his right mind should ever do that surgery on someone like that. Like someone else mentioned, you need a BMI of at least 40.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Dude Annie's with looks like Henry rollins. She wishes!
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We're fucked
O/T Did anybody hear FOX is remaking Absolutely Fabulous?
*Edit heres the link
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117993547.html?categoryid=14&cs=1
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 7, 2008 - 11:47am.
CTHoff
haha, good you? weezer was good? did they do the spears song?
my fave
"Didn't she die every fucking time she went on stage"?
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by The C word on October 7, 2008 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 7, 2008 - 11:40am.
O/T Did anybody hear FOX is remaking Absolutely Fabulous?
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Ugh, yeah I heard about it and thought "Mrs. K will not like this."
It'll be a watered-down version for sure.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!? I never get as upset over these remakes as you all but this one????? NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This young lady here in the green shirt she done decked a girl out - Tracy Turnblad. Poor girl over there devastated. She ain't dancing around today."
CTHoff
"papers on Mon 06 October 2008 said...
A stick insect with concrete tits and a nose that would make an excellent tool for rooting truffles."
hahahah. Hardcore indeed.
PS: How goes it? ♥
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We're fucked
Wow that Ashley Jizzdale chick is all kinds of fug
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Ugh,Courtney looks about a million times better in the "before" picture.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 7, 2008 - 11:40am.
O/T Did anybody hear FOX is remaking Absolutely Fabulous?
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Ugh, yeah I heard about it and thought "Mrs. K will not like this."
It'll be a watered-down version for sure.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Read the holy moly comments about posh, god dayum, those are some hardcore bitches, they make dlist look like a fucking tea party..
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
My fiance said yesterday that Posh looks like a boy with bolted on tits and a pig nose.
Of course we all knew that, but coming from him, that made me LOL
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I didn't even know there were "rumorz" about Asshole Simpson and her Flat Ironed-guyliner wearing vagina. She must think people give a crap about them.
And clearly these rumors got to her. Dumbass
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Courtney is HIDEOUS but actually looks better with weight on her.
Ashley Tisdale is fug and tries really hard.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Haaa
mermaid man
"To the meatloaf, awaaayyy!!!"
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Courtney looks like she's melting.
WTG, Ernest! He'll be on DWTS next.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
courtney looked better heavier, jesus. what a mess, she looks on the other side of fifty.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
C Love used to be really pretty way back when. Too much hardcore drugs and alcohol has ruined her body beyond any repair. And the dumb bitch goes and ruins it some more with awful, unnecessary plastic surgery. GIVE IT UP! Focus on being a mom dammit.
GAA! My eyes!
*pokes out eyes with knitting needles*
There. Better.
God Courtney love is a fucking nightmare. Kurt's shot-gun took out the wrong part of that equation.
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"The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden."
-former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright
Ernest Borgnine voices Mermaid Man so hes awesome in my book.
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
She looks ok. But
1. It's last year and
2. A coupla squats wouldn't kill her.
♥ ThreadKilla!
New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola
Happy Birthday, Amy
@ Courtney Story
" Must be a crack head that got ahold of the wrong stuff"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Auntie Mame, there are a LOT of unethical doctors who would do this surgery for the money, so who knows....
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
-Brian Wilson "God Only Knows"
Courtney should NOT be in a 2 piece.
That statement makes me like Posh a little, although I think the shoes she wears are ridiculous
I am not buying the gastric band story. To qualify for the surgery you must have a BMI of at least 40. Courtney has never been that heavy. This is a serious surgery and takes a life time commitment and major life-style changes.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Damn she's nasty.
Ew blech vomit.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...