Out With The Old
For the past few weeks there have been many rumors about the "Girls Next Door" falling apart, moving out of the mansion and being replaced by younger models. There has also been a little rumor that Holly Madison is doing it with a douche magician who goes by the name of Criss Angel. Hef and Holly both denied all the rumors.
Last night, a TMZ camera man chatted with Holly outside of a restaurant and he told her he wanted to go to the Playboy Halloween party and if she could get him in. Holly yammered on about how she was going to be Elvis for Halloween and then she said, "I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together."
SHOCK! DISMAY! TRAGIC! Seriously, this is about as surprising as the doctor telling me that my butthole only has a few more years left.
Holly also said that she's still filming shit with Kendra and Bridget for the sixth season of "GND."
Holly's 28, so she is getting up there in age. "Puffin" only has a few years left, so why would he want to spend them with a wrinkly old bag like Holly? Besides, Hef is still married! Holly needs to find a sugar daddy that is actually available for marriage. Mini-Me perhaps?
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Just reading the comments...to those of you who don't believe that Holly and Hef even have sex, they do (did). Just read any of the books, like Izabella's book about the mansion (she was one of the exes) that details exactly what happens in the bedroom. Holly DEFINATELY fucked Hef, and so did other girls, and so did Bridget and Kendra if they wanted to stay in the mansion.
I was going to be Elvis one year. Sadly I was inspired by an ad Brit Brit Spears did for her HBO special.
This is a little hard to beleive. If you've read any of the bios written about the Playboy Mansiona and the girls, it seems odd that cut throat Holly would jsut gve up her post. After all the coniving and backstabbng she did?
Has anybody posted this yet?
http://www.celebitchy.com/2635/ex-playmate_reveals_nasty_details_of_hugh...
It explains why the dog's name is "Wednesday".
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R.I.P. Rupert!
It just goes to show that even with three hot women to sleep with day or night, a man still can't be faithful. I'm sure the girls had to be tired of pretending to enjoy that shriveled mess and deserve the royalties they get for doing it. The man is ready for adult diapers, who wants to be doing him anyway?
I can see the Holly and Cris Angel connection, he's hot and probably rich for now, but he'll be working kids' parties making balloon animals soon enough. How sad. She could have upgraded to a much hotter, richer, and more successful man than Cris Angel. I guess blondes really are that dumb.
Submitted by Laila on October 7, 2008 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
Good for Holly, Honestly all the haters here posting bullshit can eat their words, Holly, kendra, and Bridgette are all Really pretty and Holly and Bridgette both have degrees so not only will they survive off thier looks but they always have an education to fall back on.
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I don’t know about Kendra and Holly but I agree about Bridget. Despite her bimbo persona she’s always struck me as really smart. I haven’t watched the show in a while but last time I peeked she was trying to earn her Masters degree I think.
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It's actually her second Masters Degree she was working on getting, at least that is what they say on the show-- she may already have it by now.
Submitted by Honky on October 7, 2008 - 7:29pm.
So 29-year-old Michael K thinks they're too old?? Oh right, cuz they're chicks. I'm 24 but I resent the fact that in 4+ years I'll be considered "unfuckable." Jeezus.
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Not MK, silly. Hefner.
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doesn't matter - Hefner's going bankrupt anyway.
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/bye-bye-bunnies--hefner-facing...
aquarius>The last part of your post made me snort. lol
You know...ANY of us could look like this ho if we had all the plastic surgery she's had, so jealous? Nope. I don't need to slice my face up to be cute.
Submitted by Honky on October 7, 2008 - 7:29pm.
It's just a joke...Playboy bunnies are supposed to be eternally under 30. And Hef's girlfriends always seem to disappear after a while.
So 29-year-old Michael K thinks they're too old?? Oh right, cuz they're chicks. I'm 24 but I resent the fact that in 4+ years I'll be considered "unfuckable." Jeezus.
criss angel tried to hook up with cameron, britney, paris... - now holly - and always loves the spotlight on him and "his" girls.
she looks older and too plastic for 28.sluts
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Hef is so full of Viagra that doctors will be unable to determine when rigor mortis sets in.
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Now relieve the pressure.
Holly calls HMH 'puffin' because that's the sound he makes just trying to walk.
Holly ain't busted up with Hugh. She's jokin' y'all - SHE'S FROM ALASKA!
Hey MK,
Is Holly going to become your next gold digger star? She has already said that she wants to be married and have kids. Criss Angel doesn't have enough money or prestige to keep her interest. I wonder who she will go after next.
She's 28!! She's my age? Damn, I thought she was ten years older.
Looking at ancient-auntie Hefner kissing that young(er) fish made us throw up a little in our mouth....
Holly is a really desperate dumb bitch. She just never wants to go back to the wilds of Alaska where she lived in a rusted out old trailer that has long been hauled away. Of course Hef is still married. He has Christy from his first marriage to Millie and the boys Cooper and Marston from this last whore he married. He was never going down the aisle or to the fertility clinic again. Everyone knew that but Holly.
Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 11:08am.
I dont think the girls got dumped as much as Hef just forgot who they were.
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Oh SNAP! AHAHAHAHAHA! The only thing he can remember is that he likes hard boiled eggs and soup.
Plus there is that rumour that he is gay. I guess maybe it will all come out after he leaves us for the great playboy mansion in the sky........
Holly's only a year older than me?!? I thought she was in her 30's...late 30's
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We're fucked
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
Good for Holly, Honestly all the haters here posting bullshit can eat their words, Holly, kendra, and Bridgette are all Really pretty and Holly and Bridgette both have degrees so not only will they survive off thier looks but they always have an education to fall back on.
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I don’t know about Kendra and Holly but I agree about Bridget. Despite her bimbo persona she’s always struck me as really smart. I haven’t watched the show in a while but last time I peeked she was trying to earn her Masters degree I think. Once the whole GND thing dies down I think Bridget will have no problem moving on and making a life for herself outside of the whole “Hef”/Playboy thing.
I think the girls are opportunists not whores. I don’t for a minute buy that any of them have had any kind of sexy times with Hefner, who looks so fragile I bet even an attempt at sex would put him in the ICU. I think they’re all using each other. Hef gets three pretty, busty blonds to keep him relevant, looking like a stud and generate some interest for his fading mag and the girls get exposure, fame and money.
Wait, I thought the Hef died three years ago! These bitches are playing "Weekend at Bernie's"!
Seriously, when he peaces out, I see a long line of unemployed blondes either outside his lawyer's office or outside the Vivid Video studio.
Wondered when Hef was gonna get around to a new line up.He would've had a new team of ho's erry' season if reality shows existed in the 70's.Those 70's chix would be more interesting too.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
You're right, I'm totally jealous! I have a degree too, but without the anal herpes. *sob*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 11:26am.
What can I say? Korean TV sucks ass at 3am. It was either that or some weird ass European sex show dubbed in Korean and all the sex parts blurred out.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
There is not enough money in the world to make me want to willingly contract anal herpes from an old geezer who likes to do it in the butt.
(It's no wonder Holly is dating Criss Angel... I heard they met at letscreateanewstrainofherpes.com, perhaps you can find love there?)
Chris, why the hell would you even try watching that shit? heehee
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
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Should be filed under 'Needs a crane now'.I can't believe Viagra hasn't snapped him up! He will die the death of Snu Snu! (Use your imagination if you can't infer that reference).
At his funeral, one of his playmate 'wives' will say something like, "I knew it was over when I felt it get cold in my mouth-sob!"
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She's 28? Really? I figured she was 35, 36. She has old features.
I tried watching Girls Next Door and it was alright. Hef was nauseating. Bridget seemed nice, but Kendra seemed like trailer trash. How did she ever become a Bunny? She looks like she belongs in a blue vest sticking 50% off stickers on Hanes underwear 10-packs.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
28! There's gotta be some kinda Guinness World Record for that!
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I never believed Hef was boffing any of those girls. He's an 82-yr-old geezer with lots of money.
To me it was all an act for a TV show to make it seem like he was still a stud, yet in reality he was like their grandpa sending them out on shopping trips and getting the girls tv exposure for their "careers".
I seriously despise this perverted old bastard.
As for the bimbos, eh. Methinks it has just been a business proposition, all along.
Whatever gimmick they can find to make money for Playboy, no more, no less.
Im sitting on my "smarts" as well.....
Its getting kind of numb
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I no longer have any reason to live!
*sob!*
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Jimmy Bocca, beauty is personal taste, and if they are so educated, why have they only used their "smarts" to get plastic surgery and money out of Hef?
they are whores, plain and simple, and I wish they would get the fuck out of my face.
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I may not always love you, but long as there are stars above you; you'll never need to doubt it, I'll make you so sure about it...
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is that a scar from her boob job (near her armpit) or is it just me? and ummm, isn't that not where boob job scars should be?
His sperm squirter probably has Trigger Locks and he forgot the combination.
Holly won't get to have his spawn.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
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Yeah, because people will take them seriously.. NOT. All they'll ever be is pussy, for old men, rich men, famous men, whatev. No job will take them seriously. No man will take them seriously.
But that's what they wanted so they better ride that wave as long as they can.
I dont think the girls got dumped as much as Hef just forgot who they were.
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GND is the televised glamourization of prostitution. I wish all these fuckers would just spontaneously combust.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
I'm glad Hef kicked this bitch to the curb. I can't stand her. She acts entitled. I bet Hef's daughter is THRILLED.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
OT, but does Dlisted find this story interesting?:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1070290/Former-Mr-Gay-UK-slit-bo...
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OMG - that's horrible.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 11:02am.
Don't forget the aroma of scotch and Ben Gay added to the mix.
Good for Holly, Honestly all the haters here posting bullshit can eat their words, Holly, kendra, and Bridgette are all Really pretty and Holly and Bridgette both have degrees so not only will they survive off thier looks but they always have an education to fall back on.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on October 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
Ummmmm *gulp* So Im not kidding you that I had a dream last night that i was wondering around my hood after a jog and i wanted to get some deli for the BF and his Mom for the holiday.
I trip over a kitteh near the dairy plates and I find some teens in the back playing in the freezer and a giant sausage casing machine.
One teen left his girl friend in the freezer too long and killed her *in the dream i was hiding behind a big wheel of chedder so they couldnt see me* So he said he had to put her into sausage to get rid of the evidence!
And i was running aorund screaming not to eat the people sausage and what not.
Then a farmer shot me with a shot gun and I had to find a bandage in Rite Aide to cover my GSW.
This s ON TOPIC because i said sausage twice!
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How much you wanna bet he smells like vitamins and pee?
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Lolo,
I think it would take more than a bicycle pump. It would probably take some type of hydraulic pump like they use to get oil.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
When she ages and being gold digging arm candy is no longer an option, she has enough experience to work for a retirement home.
What is Hef doing with anything over 25? Haggard, overt the hill, washed-up at 28 old maids! This world is so messed up.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.