Monkey Business

This is a monkey that works hard for the bananas. Or in this case, for the soy beans. The Kayabukiya Tavern in Japan has hired a pair of monkeys, real monkeys, as helpers.

The Kayabukiya Tavern please meet Peta.

Customers come from all around to be served by the two monkeys, Yat-chan and Fuku-chan. The monkeys are certified to work in Japan. Yat-chan is trained to take drink orders while Fuku-chan is on towel duty. Due to animal regulation laws, they can only work two hours a day each. Customers tip with them soy beans. Hey, it's better than peanuts.

The owner of the restaurant said the two monkeys were his pets at first, but one of them started mimicking his actions in the restaurant and that's when he realized he could dress them up and put them to work!

One customer said, "The monkeys are actually better waiters than some really bad human ones."

Well, if you complain, at least they won't curse you out. They might shit in their hands and throw it at your face, but they won't yell at you! On the other hand, they're fucking monkeys! They should be sitting in the trees, scratching their asses and playing with their wangs. Not serving me a fucking cold beer! Hmm...cold beer....

That being said, do you think they do windows? I'm joking! That's what kids are for.

Source: Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:35am.

I HATE MONKEYS!

and, with a shellfish allergy, I'd fucking starve to death in Japan.

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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:35am.

Uhhhh how the HAIL can they TAKE a drink order?

If these little furry hos can read and write i needs to be in the jungle rescuing these bitches STAT because that would mean they are just one ass shave below the ranks of Anne Hathaway and belong in Hollywood making Tim Burton Films man.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:34am.

Submitted by MJF on October 7, 2008 - 10:00am.

LMAO @ "That's what kids are for" !!!
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Ditto that.

So, anyway:
Suck on Yat-Chan!

Fuk u-Chan!

Just cuz I'm cool like that.

Those area bunch of cool monkeys...I'm including the diners and the owners, of course:)

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:33am.

I'm having a downer day thus far so that's probably why I'm thinking this, but I really hope we don't get some follow up post this afternoon telling us the monkeys have died.

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Submitted by Mejinn on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:33am.

The next step is an all-orangutan Hooters, and I will go. The chicken wings are awesome.

Submitted by missy on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:33am.

hey triscuit!!♥♥
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:31am.

Submitted by missy on October 7, 2008 - 9:58am.
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What up,HO?
♥ you!

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:31am.

Haaahaaa, what's your waiter's name? Fuku.

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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:30am.

MK I am so in fucking skank love with you!
You are the funniest fuck I've never met!
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Submitted by MJF on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:30am.

LMAO @ "That's what kids are for" !!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:29am.

I want a monkey too
better than my BF I think
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