Monkey Business
This is a monkey that works hard for the bananas. Or in this case, for the soy beans. The Kayabukiya Tavern in Japan has hired a pair of monkeys, real monkeys, as helpers.
The Kayabukiya Tavern please meet Peta.
Customers come from all around to be served by the two monkeys, Yat-chan and Fuku-chan. The monkeys are certified to work in Japan. Yat-chan is trained to take drink orders while Fuku-chan is on towel duty. Due to animal regulation laws, they can only work two hours a day each. Customers tip with them soy beans. Hey, it's better than peanuts.
The owner of the restaurant said the two monkeys were his pets at first, but one of them started mimicking his actions in the restaurant and that's when he realized he could dress them up and put them to work!
One customer said, "The monkeys are actually better waiters than some really bad human ones."
Well, if you complain, at least they won't curse you out. They might shit in their hands and throw it at your face, but they won't yell at you! On the other hand, they're fucking monkeys! They should be sitting in the trees, scratching their asses and playing with their wangs. Not serving me a fucking cold beer! Hmm...cold beer....
That being said, do you think they do windows? I'm joking! That's what kids are for.
Source: Daily Mail
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I don't know what it is with Asians. No consideration for animals as fellow beings to be respected whatsoever. In a TV docu I recently saw shaved Orang females dressed up in "sexy underwear" "working" in Borneo brothels. No joke, but thoroughly sad.
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Those monkeys look so sad, running around fetching sh-t for those lazy asses. The only time he gets a little smile is when he has those stupid beans in his hands. And how do you really know they're only working for 2 hours? How do we know the owner doesn't beat their asses if they get a drink order wrong?
It would be different if they were just chilling. I'm sure they'd rather be hanging out not running back and forth getting beers and towels. Poor monkeys.
Yat-Chan and Fuku-Chan mean Davy Jones and
Mickey Dolenz in Japanese.
i need to go to this place asap
-=meow hiss purr=-
Why not wash room attendants?
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Now relieve the pressure.
uhhh monkeys belong in the wild(whats left of it)
and
how much do you tip a monkey?
1 nana=bad service
2 nanas=okay service
3 nanas=good service
4 nanas= bery good service.
It doesnt seem to me that the monkeys would mind this at all. Monkeys generally love being around humans, they are the center of attention, and they are only getting towels and beers for 2 hours a day. Hardly seems like abuse to me.
People and animals work. Whether in nature or in civilization, since we have moving bodies, we work.
Theres nothing wrong with work and its not abuse. Children and animals were put to work for eons. I mean, work sucks, but its a fact of life, like birthing a poo baby. :-\
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I wonder if this monkey will spit in my food if I send it back?
I'll say this.... it's better than being in a fucking dirty ass Zoo, locked up and bored. And yet this is all kinds of sad too. Damn, we treat animals so badly when you look at the big picture and not just the nice dog/cat owners out there.
This is too serious for morning time. I like to laugh at rich celebs with too much time and too little IQ.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 7, 2008 - 11:35am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on October 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
How the hell does a monkey take your drink order?? Do they really know what "on the rocks" or "extra dry" means? Maybe I should watch the video...
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This just made me burst into tears.
There's something wrong about this... does 'on the rocks' to a monkey mean 'full of turds'?
Edited to add: There's something REALLY wrong with this. I wrote that before I watched the video. Those poor monkeys with their necks chained. Sure, they look cute as shit, but the poor things.
Do you know how those mokeys keep going?It's the soybeans!They're like friggin' crack!!
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on October 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
How the hell does a monkey take your drink order?? Do they really know what "on the rocks" or "extra dry" means? Maybe I should watch the video...
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This made me fucking laugh!
"I'd like that straight up with a twist of lime not lemon and with a cherry on the side. ON THE SIDE! Stop poking my tit! Do you have that now? Write it down on your pad with your poo-tipped finger. STOP THAT!"
JESUS!
Mejinn, that's 'K'lassy with a kapital 'K'. LMAO
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 11:06am.
LMFAO!! Well, he and Daddy Duggar should just build everything they need. They built that goddamn mcmansion they all live in. I think they can put together a can of Pringles!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 7, 2008 - 11:06am.
LMAO! Pringles, Gatorade, and pinking shears.
Fucking classy!
the monkeys really need to consider crest whitening strips
only 2 hours of work? lazy four-ass monkeys
I know you all love the Duggars so much, so read this:
Hi guys. Listen..
So the oldest Duggar Josh recently got married and him and his lady have a website for their beautiful relationship. They also posted their registry from Walmart.
A few favorites:
- Sprite: Lemon-Lime Soda, 20 oz
- VAULT 20OZ
- Pringles
- GATORADE 32Z GRAPE
- IPOD TOUCH 8G G2
- A SHITLOAD of Beef Jerky in all sorts of flavors
- FOUR King Sized snickers bars
- THREE king sized peanut butter cups
https://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/gr_detail.do?registryId=00541868001
hahahhaa
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Monkeys creep me the hell out. I put them right up there with clowns. But this feels like animal abuse.
Monkeys are precious. All animals are beautiful.
It's sad but just like the rest of us, they are going to get tired of being ordered around and quit that bitch eventually.
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I'd rather live in a world full of monkeys than humans.
And the poo flinging? That's ingenious weaponry. Humans think that's so nasty and primitive. Start flinging poo at people. Guarantee they stay away. Genius. I ♥ monkeys.
This is so wrong. I don't care who yells at me or tells me to lighten up. This is just so f*cking wrong. They're monkeys. Not servers. I'm not even a big animal activist but this just bothers me so much.
Submitted by SpiceDong on October 7, 2008 - 10:29am.
This is some twisted Planet Of The Apes shit right then and there.
Monkeys have always freaked me out and this makes it even worse.
The video is creepy. And yes, I would classify this as animal abuse regardless of having them work only 2 hours a day.
One day they will revolt and take over Japan. That will be only the beginning.
Where is Charlton Heston?...right..he is dead...so we are fucked. Marky Mark can't handle that shit.
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OMG - you just made me laugh so hard I am crying!
I totally agree with you!
Japan has the best vending machines in the world...I saw one in Kyoto that offered:
teeny cans of Coke
Pocari Sweat
hot expresso in cans
a fifth of vodka
boiled chicken in a plastic bottle
ladies panties
Everything you need for a date.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
NO thanks! I've seen this!
http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/1426
This is some twisted Planet Of The Apes shit right then and there.
Monkeys have always freaked me out and this makes it even worse.
The video is creepy. And yes, I would classify this as animal abuse regardless of having them work only 2 hours a day.
One day they will revolt and take over Japan. That will be only the beginning.
Where is Charlton Heston?...right..he is dead...so we are fucked. Marky Mark can't handle that shit.
Submitted by LoLo on October 7, 2008 - 10:23am.
Yeah I know I risk health issues be eating at Greys Papaya but something dont feel right about having my sushi served to me by two little hands that just had their fingers in their butts.
hell, I eat after my son all the time, I'm fine.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on October 7, 2008 - 10:23am.
HA!! TOTALLY! some of the stuff I cant choke down.
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Submitted by missy on October 7, 2008 - 10:19am.
thirteen words: scary hot pink fluorescent dried out unidentifiable piece of something in bento box
*runs aways screaming*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Yeah I know I risk health issues be eating at Greys Papaya but something dont feel right about having my sushi served to me by two little hands that just had their fingers in their butts.
You have to pay extra for that at Nobu
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Missy, I know tempura, but are you sure they didn't sneak any fish sauce paste, christ knows what in that soup??? one mistake could be fatal!
I'm going to Italy. pasta pasta pizza.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
oh shit thats shellfish..
yeah if you dont like fish seaweed bean paste or pickled stuff, youre pretty much on a fast food diet there.
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I'm cranky today, so i'm gonna say i do not like monkey's in jackets and dog-collars walking on two legs.
"They should be sitting in the trees, scratching their asses and playing with their wangs." And how!
Bah humbug.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on October 7, 2008 - 10:16am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 10:05am.
"with a shellfish allergy, I'd fucking starve to death in Japan."
This is possible. Every time I've been there I end up dreaming about meatloaf and mashed potatoes before the trip is over. Everything in Japan is stuffed with sweet bean jam, even donuts. Miso soup smells like sewer water so don't even go there. They do have Godzilla, so that's on the plus side.
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two words: tempura udon
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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you funny ho's are slaying me!
I hear they put fish/oystersauce in every fucking thing they cook, I'd never make it.. ugh.
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Missy you are one twisted bitch. I heart you. :)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 7, 2008 - 10:05am.
"with a shellfish allergy, I'd fucking starve to death in Japan."
This is possible. Every time I've been there I end up dreaming about meatloaf and mashed potatoes before the trip is over. Everything in Japan is stuffed with sweet bean jam, even donuts. Miso soup smells like sewer water so don't even go there. They do have Godzilla, so that's on the plus side.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by missy on October 7, 2008 - 10:11am.
I know Lo, I want to hug them too!!
This would only work in Japan. You put some monkey waiters in the US and people would be slipping them exctacy and trying to have sex with them in the mens room!!
"Runs from thread screaming"
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by missy on October 7, 2008 - 10:11am.
That is the EXACT reason my Nanna had to stop being greeter at the WalMart.....
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I know Lo, I want to hug them too!!
This would only work in Japan. You put some monkey waiters in the US and people would be slipping them exctacy and trying to have sex with them in the mens room!!
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How the hell does a monkey take your drink order?? Do they really know what "on the rocks" or "extra dry" means? Maybe I should watch the video...
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
On another note I love him and want to call him my little waiter baby!
OOooooooooooh mah god i want to hug him!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I know Lolo I was wondering that too.
Missy: how cool, how long are you going for and with who?
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DAY TRIP!!!
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